Hark! The Gull Cries
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In the land of Teyvat, there are an abundant variety of species.
The Saurians of Natlan, the Blubberbeasts of Fontaine, each region has it's own unique creatures.
Yet the most over looked are the common birds, and amongst those birds, there is one that stands out above all.
And it chooses to haunt two academics whose love language is arguing through philosophy.
Here we witness the life of a seagull seen through the eyes of others, who chooses to be a menace on purpose.
A piece of fanfiction inspired by comments made between myself and the_untamed_poet25 in their wonderful works that is the series 'A Treatise on Intellectual Dumbasses and Their Incomprehensible Love'. And then the feathered menace ran off with the plot.
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- Part 2 of The Sumeru Archives
- Part 1 of Hark! The Gull Cries
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The Road to Being Human - The Liyue Interlude by LiulfrLokison
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jan 2026
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Zhongli's comment of how Cloud Retainer could help the gull turn human sounded worth while, said gull decided to take the Geo Archon up on their offer.
Thus for 4 months, Zhongli and Cloud Retainer became unexpecting hosts for the bundle of chaos wrapped in a feathery package, and accidentally gained a grandchild/disciple - but only until the gull was returned to Sumeru to be unleashed on our beloved argumentative scholars who constantly tested the definition of being 'roommates'.
A story of how this menace of an ancient gull took human form and decided to make it everyone's problem.
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- Part 2 of Hark! The Gull Cries
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The Life and Times of Dealing with a Bird – Child – The Sumeru Interlude Bonus Edition by LiulfrLokison
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Apr 2026
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Sumeru was a strange nation.
That was to be expected when you put a gaggle of eccentric geniuses in one building and pitted them against each other to fight for academic recognition.
However, even that brand of crazy wasn't prepared to deal with an 500+ year old bird in the form of a human child wreaking havoc as they pleased - not to mention their Archon found their antics amusing.
Thus, it was up to the bird's human caretakers to wrangle their new ward - they weren't even getting paid for this!
And so, recorded for the readers indulgence, are these small excerpts of the shenanigans Deiter gets up to in their daily life, with Alhaitham and Kaveh's sanity being the price paid.
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- Part 3 of Hark! The Gull Cries