Field Notes of an ANBU Prodigy

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• Captain, Hypothetically! by Itamada

  Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  25 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Hatake Kakashi & Uchiha Itachi
  • Uchiha Itachi
  • Hatake Kakashi
  • Yamato | Tenzou
  • Original Anbu Character(s) (Naruto)
  • Team Ro Ensemble (Naruto)
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Humor
  • Miscommunication
  • Sarcasm
  • Anbu Shenanigans (Naruto)
  • Team Dynamics
  • Non-Sexual
  • No Romance
  • No Smut

  Summary

  ANBU missions are dangerous. Enemy ambushes are expected. Being asked if porn is “educational” was not.

  The One Where Uchiha Itachi Finds Out About Porn.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Field Notes of an ANBU Prodigy

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,547

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  68

  Bookmarks:

  11

  Hits:

  367

• Theoretical Problems of Human Behavior by Itamada

  Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  15 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Hatake Kakashi & Uchiha Itachi
  • ANBU Team Bonding
  • Team Dynamics - Relationship
  • Uchiha Itachi
  • Hatake Kakashi
  • Yamato | Tenzou
  • ANBU OCs
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Takahashi Hisa (Original Character)
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Humor
  • Sarcasm
  • Deadpan humor
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Mission Briefing Gone Wrong
  • Awkward Conversations
  • socially awkward uchiha itachi
  • Uchiha Itachi is Confused by Human Behavior
  • Hatake Kakashi Regrets His Life Choices
  • Anbu Shenanigans
  • Questionable Educational Material
  • Prodigy Problems

  Summary

  A routine ANBU mission briefing turns into an unexpected academic discussion.

  And Hatake Kakashi regrets everything.

  The One Where Uchiha Itachi Teaches the Commander About Human Behavior.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Field Notes of an ANBU Prodigy

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,357

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  19

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  135