How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?
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Unintentional Cryptid by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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Superman’s hands came up in a pacifying gesture as he let himself drop to the rooftop with deliberate slowness, boots touching down in a muted thud.
“We didn’t mean to scare you–”
A sharp, brief trill cut him off—a sound that was more bird than anything else.
You did not scare me.
It had been instinct. The ingrained habit of using the family’s covert calls whenever the suit was on. And the moment the sound left him, Batman was profoundly grateful for the cowl hiding his face.
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The Justice League goes to invite Batman to join the team but because of Bruce's inability to socialize like a normal human being, he led the Justice League to think he was a bat creature.Series
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Operation: I Am Human by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?
That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.
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The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.
Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse
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Purposefully Cryptid by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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When you give your kids the opportunity...
They aren't going to ask for permission.
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The continuation where the bat kids play up the idea that Batman and his family are Gotham cryptids. Spending their free time messing with the League in any way they could come up with. And making Bruce's life a living hell.
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