unserious universe (uu actor au)
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“Deck the halls?” Ken laughs, earning an “Exactly” from Wato. Why the heck not. There are crazier things happening in this Christmas party (there’s already a gambling ring of some sort), and Ken still has to get payback for Parrot making their character a pushover. And also killing Wifies twice. They shrug, and Wato takes that as her cue for chaos, for whatever inane reason.
“PARROT!” Wato yells, completely too loud and much too out of character, “YOU HAVE MET KEN UNDER THE MISTLEFOE! PREPARE FOR A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!”
Heads turn to them, and Parrot has stopped completely in his tracks, staring at the duo incredulously. Ken sputters out muffled laughter, and Wato looks like she is simultaneously proud of her (questionable) actions and wants to dig a grave for herself.
or, there’s a christmas party with mistlefoe instead of mistletoe and they’re all very stupid. and for some reason it’s an actor au?
part of a series, but can be read as a standalone!
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- Part 1 of unserious universe (uu actor au)
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Gripping the steering wheel, they stare at the black screen, not-so-patiently waiting for it to turn on. He’s not go-karted before, so he’s fully, very much expecting to crash. Multiple times. His ears flick once when the screen finally blinks on, a cheery _Kenadian_ in bold white font greeting them. They wait for the countdown.
He steps on the acceleration pedal, and the car shifts forward tentatively— then they press the pedal harder and it shoots off.
or, a silly lil karting drabble!
part of a series but can be read as a standalone ficSeries
- Part 2 of unserious universe (uu actor au)
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- 490
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- 1/1
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“I just got a very good idea,” they say, their green-gold eyes bright and scheming in a way that makes Wato wonder whether he has to hide a body. He’s not done it before, of course, but he’d probably be good at it. First time for everything and all.
“F5?” Wato prompts, and Ken shakes her head, too excited to even smack them playfully for the joke.
“No, Wato, go out with me,” Ken insists, and grins at the sight of Wato sputtering.
or, kenwato fake date, then get married!
part of a series but can be read as a standalone ficSeries
- Part 3 of unserious universe (uu actor au)