The Expendable's Guide to Dating A Fish

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• This Can’t Be Real…Can It? by Bacon_Bob

  Fandoms: Pressure (Roblox)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • F/M, Gen, M/M, Other
  • Work in Progress

  08 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Sebastian Solace (Roblox: Pressure)/Reader
  • Sebastian Solace (Roblox: Pressure) & Reader
  • Painter & Sebastian Solace (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Painter (Roblox: Pressure) & Reader
  • Sebastian Solace (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Expendable (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Painter (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Player (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Original Pressure (Roblox) Character(s)
  • Mr. Lopee (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Angst
  • Blood and Injury
  • Blood and Violence
  • Mild Gore
  • Implied/Referenced Character Death
  • Not Canon Compliant
  • Time Loop
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Kinda
  • Slow Burn
  • Mental Health Issues
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better
  • he/him pronouns for Painter
  • POV Second Person
  • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • They/Them Pronouns for Reader-Insert
  • Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert
  • MC dies a lot
  • But it's for research!
  • Author's First Slow Burn
  • Spy elements
  • Pandaemonium at Door 30
  • Aunthor's First x Reader too
  • We Got This Guy's
  • Trust Issues
  • Morally Ambiguous Reader-Insert
  • morally gray characters
  • Emotional Manipulation
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • We are now Beta read! Yippeee
  • Lot's of saying but no real doing
  • Additional Warnings In Author's Note
  • Smoking

  Summary

  POV: You’re a person who gathers information for money (a spy in simple terms), a business you’ve been doing for years. You've been sent in by Innovations Inc. to infiltrate Urbanshades' notorious Hadel Blacksite in order to figure out their dirty secrets and shut them down completely. You’ve been tasked to undergo as a prisoner assigned to death row in hopes of being picked up by Urbanshade. You figure this would be similar to many other cases you’ve worked on; however, it is not long until you find out that there is much more to Urbanshade than you were previously informed.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Expendable's Guide to Dating A Fish

  Language:

  English

  Words:

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  Chapters:

  6/?

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