Any Decent Realtor Chirps On About Good Bones
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After Bella’s death, Arthur Lester is left with a newborn. However, he’s… very busy, he swears, so he hires a live-in nanny. John Doe is certainly capable and talks about his many years of experience in the field. That's an awfully strange name, perhaps, but nothing of concern. It's good that he certainly isn’t hiding anything.
John is on the run from his rich father and has never held a baby in his life. Not until Faroe at least who seems to take a benevolent pity on him and is rather calm at their first introduction. He just needs to keep his head and not get too attached to in the meantime. Easy.
Eventually Parker Yang finds himself wrapped up in this makeshift family. With an adorable kid and her two er- damn they're pretty good looking aren’t they? Fuck. Well he’ll figure out how he fits here… hopefully.
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hast thou considered the tetrapod? by StainedGlassCicada for radical-dadical-rafael (r_r_raf)
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
09 Apr 2025
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Yellow’s brother was always… weak. Fragile, Yellow had heard the world applied to boxes full of important things and fancy vases.
John cried when he saw dead pigeons on the sidewalk like he didn’t eat chicken just the same as Yellow did.
He was breakable.
Yellow was careful.
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a backstory on yellow in To Put The World Between Us but I'm fairly certain it can be read stand-alone if you like yellow angst
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Surely You Will Be Saved One Day by StainedGlassCicada for radical-dadical-rafael (r_r_raf)
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
15 Mar 2026
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“So uh- no offense Doc, but why’re you calling.”
“I know from your email that you’re moving out of Boston, but I wanted to remind you that it’s perfectly possible to continue remote therapy sessions until you meet someone nearer to you or even long term if you prefer it.”
“Yeah y’know that- That's okay. I’m all good. Nothing you did, I swear.”
“Ah, right, well then… indulge me?”
He laughed, “Indulge you? What you wanna check if I’m doing some big self destructive behavior by moving out here.”
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