Shiny Twink Begs For Samurai Dick or: Cringeswipe Compilation
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Sideswipe can only half-sparkedly spar with Strongarm so many times, or listen to Bumblebee extol Earth’s many (seriously unpleasant) natural wonders, or make faces at Drift while he meditates, hoping for some sort of (preferably irritated) reaction. He’s even grown tired of causing mayhem with Grimlock which — yeah, when that’s the case, something needs to give.
It’s a hushed fragment of conversation from Drift’s students that Sideswipe overhears, and it’s what lands him in this whole mess in the first place.
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Or: Sideswipe is cringe, as per usual, but at least he has a good time of it.
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The sky is smeared with a brilliant pink-orange gradient when Drift finally materializes next to Sideswipe. His bracers are empty, his katanas are elsewhere, and he gives Sideswipe a look that could almost be interpreted as pity. “Fixit has found a solution.”
“Has he really? Or is it a — a possible solution. That he needs to, like, run a million tests on.” Trapped in his altmode, Sideswipe is acutely aware that his capability for sass is now limited to his voice alone.
“It is a solution… in theory.” Drift swivels his focus to the mirror, and Sideswipe can’t help but notice he seems to be scrutinizing their reflections very, very carefully. “And it is — perhaps not so embarrassing for me, but for you, I fear…”
“Primus, Drift — just tell me what it is. I know I’ll be on board. I will do literally anything to get back on my feet again.”
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The latest Bee Team combination attempt leaves Sideswipe stuck in his altmode. We all know where this story is headed.
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Ever since returning to Earth, things have been quiet, and as a result, Sideswipe hasn’t found himself in a stupidly perilous situation requiring Drift’s assistance. He wishes something dumb (and not scary or painful) would happen, just so he can get bailed out yet again. Sexily, of course. That part’s important. All the same, he doesn’t want Drift to stick it in him simply because it’s the sole ridiculous solution to an equally-ridiculous problem.
Sideswipe doesn’t want to be an excuse.
But the weeks pass by, and Drift hasn’t approached him, and it takes far longer than Sideswipe would like to admit to realize that if he wants to be screwed, it’s entirely on him to initiate it.
Which, frag.
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Or: Sideswipe would like to be fucked, thank you very much. He gets what he wants.
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