Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Robot Squirrels by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
23 Sep 2015
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(Formerly titled "Rescue") Cats and dogs? Nah. It was raining evil robot squirrels the day they met.
Darcy was on her way back from a coffee run when, for the third time that month, robots started falling out of the sky.
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- Part 1 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Fairy Godmother by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
30 Sep 2015
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Tony is having a party. Darcy needs a dress. Steve can't help.
“JARVIS, tell Pepper she needs to take Lewis shopping. Cinderella here needs a dress for the ball.”
There was a pause before the AI replied, “Miss Potts is, unfortunately, busy today, but will arrange for someone else to assist Miss Lewis in the selection of her new dress.”
“Good. Lewis, get out of my lab. Go do… whatever it is girls do before they go shopping with someone else’s credit card.”
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- Part 2 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Extreme Bird-Watching by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
07 Oct 2015
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(Or: The Avengers Have Too Many Bird Names)
When Darcy woke up, she found herself locked in a cell, half-blind without her glasses, and wearing a camisole and Captain America boxers.
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- Part 3 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Morbid Apple Pie by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Oct 2015
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Steve's Soulmark was less helpful than he thought it would be.
How many bakeries could there be in New York? How were there any left that hadn’t exploded?
But it seemed that a few were still standing, because the previous day a pastry shop had gone up in flames.
Steve sighed, but started going through the motions of making yet another pie.
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- Part 4 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Catchphrase by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types
21 Oct 2015
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Steve should know better than to use someone else's.
“JARVIS, is Bruce working on anything explosive today?”
“No, Sir.”
“There you go, Lewis. Nothing to worry about.”
Darcy refrained from saying that a lack of explosive projects almost guaranteed an unexpected explosion.
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- Part 5 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Pop Culture by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
28 Oct 2015
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(Or: How to Troll Your Soulmate, by Darcy Lewis)
“You brought me cookies?”
“You avoided ‘mostly dead;’ I thought that deserved a reward. C’mon, budge over. We’re watching The Princess Bride.”
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- Part 6 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Operation: Zaniness by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types
01 Apr 2016
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Darcy is playing a prank. Steve just wants to sleep. And maybe eat some pizza.
Darcy discovered too late that when Steve looked at her with sad, sleepy, puppy eyes and said, “You gonna stay?” what he really meant was, “May I pick you up, pull you across my body and onto my bed, curl up around you, and cuddle you like a teddy bear in my sleep, all while resisting any attempts to wake me, loosen my grip on you, or in any way allow you to get free?”
At least she had her phone.
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- Part 7 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Inappropriate Knitting by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
02 Dec 2015
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(Or: In Which Darcy Sows Chaos And Pulls Out Her Knitting)
“Ooh, you’ve got a vein-thingy on your temple. I didn’t know that could happen in real life. You should probably see a doctor or something.”
Captain Eyepatch actually growled!
“Chill out, dude. To answer your questions, I’m Darcy Lewis, Scientist Wrangler extraordinaire. I’m in your office because I was looking for wayward scientists, and I was knitting because you were busy yelling at each other.” She paused thoughtfully, then added, “Also, I find it amusing to knit at somewhat inappropriate times.”
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- Part 8 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Don't Drink the Coffee by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
09 Dec 2015
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But do pet the kitten.
Laxatives: juvenile? Probably.
Effective? Not immediately, but then, Dr. Jerkface was pretty slow, for a genius.
Satisfying? Absolutely.
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- Part 9 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Dear Santa by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
16 Dec 2015
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Darcy's been good this year.
Steve walked into the apparently-empty room. When he rounded the end of the couch, he found a young woman spread out on it, fast asleep. He had to smile a little. She was not the most… graceful sleeper. She was snoring a little, and drooling, but it was… kind of cute.
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- Part 10 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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A Visit from the Avengers by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types
23 Dec 2015
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The Avengers show up in the middle of the night. Darcy is not amused. Also, this story is told entirely in rhyming verse.
‘Twas the day before Christmas and in Darcy’s cell
She was waking and trying to block out the smell.
She remembered her shopping, a blow to the head…
Which meant now she was kidnapped, arrested, or dead.Series
- Part 11 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Warning: Geniuses at Play by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), X-Men (Movies)
13 Jan 2016
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(Or: In Which Science! Is Done Without Darcy's Permission)
There was a soft thump, and Darcy turned to see a small Bruce Banner sitting on the ground. “Darthy?”
She refrained from aw-ing or rushing over to pinch his cheeks or hug him, but it was a close thing. Mini-Bruce was adorable. He looked like he was five or six years old; as if the messy curls and soft lisp weren’t enough, he was rubbing his eyes and yawning, all while drowning in the white fabric of his adult-sized lab coat.
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- Part 12 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Damn Straight by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
15 Jan 2016
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Darcy is a strong, independent woman who don't need no man.
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- Part 13 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Grave Meetings by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
03 Feb 2016
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Darcy was having a picnic when she met her Soulmate.
So, there was a crazy, selfie-taking person having a picnic at his parents’ graves. What was Steve supposed to do about that?
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- Part 14 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Dishes and Dances and Daydreams (Oh My!) by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
27 Jan 2016
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Steve finds that dance partner he's been waiting for.
Steve didn’t know any fancy steps, and he hadn’t had any practice since the serum, but he remembered the basics. He was able to lead her in a dance around the kitchen without too much trouble, throwing in a spin every now and then to hear her gleeful laugh.
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- Part 15 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Super Mechanics by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
11 Feb 2016
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Darcy has some car trouble. Steve attempts to come to the rescue.
“Hey, Tony. You busy?”
“Not really. Why?”
“Well, my car broke down. This seemed like one of those times where, if I wasn’t buried in NDAs, it would be hilarious to tell people that I asked Iron Man to come fix my car.”
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- Part 16 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Time and Place by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
17 Feb 2016
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Darcy knows who her Soulmate is. She just has to wait for the right time to meet him.
Darcy kept an eye on what her Soulmate was doing, but her only nod to his identity was in the classes she signed up for freshman year. Namely, All Of The Science Classes.
By the time she actually remembered how much she hated science, it was too late to change her mind. She suffered through it and vowed never to let her Soulmate influence her decisions again.
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- Part 17 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Furious Fury and the Interrupting Intern by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
24 Feb 2016
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Darcy's trying to find the cafeteria; somehow, she finds her Soulmate instead. (She really should've known better than to ask Clint "The Ventilation System Is My Highway" Barton for directions.)
Darcy had no sense of direction. This could be a problem when she was trying to find her way around SHIELD headquarters, especially since SHIELD agents were apparently horrible at giving step-by-step directions. Because, seriously? “Follow this hallway for five hundred feet, then turn North.” She wasn’t carrying a compass! And how was she supposed to know how far five hundred feet actually was?
(Give it a shot, even if the pairing's not your thing. You won't regret it!)
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- Part 18 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Making a Getaway by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
02 Mar 2016
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Darcy gives Bucky a hand. Well, actually she gives him her car.
Darcy’d been expecting a couple of drunks duking it out. Instead, she found five guys wearing tactical gear, trying—and failing—to take down a hobo. Five more were already out for the count, and in the time she stared in shock, another one went down. She was fully prepared to back away slowly when the BAMF hobo’s arm caught the light.
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- Part 19 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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Clint and Darcy (probably) (eventually) fall in love after Clint (probably) pushes a bad guy out a window and Darcy (eventually) gets his number.
“Is that—are people shooting at you? Or are you shooting at people?”
“Yes.”
“Then why did you answer your phone?”
“Well, it was you.”
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- Part 20 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)