It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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It’s strange for a group of four hailing from three different nations of Teyvat to be traipsing along through different countries battling some of the most famed bosses.
But it’s also a Monday morning and, therefore, Trounce Domains must be done.
Alternatively: Childe, Kaeya, Ei, and Fischl embark on a noble quest to collect Talent Level-Up Materials, and chaos ensues.
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- Part 1 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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Lumine and Paimon have been painstakingly waiting since Lantern Rite for this precise moment.
One can only hope that it will go the way they intend it to.
Alternatively: Lumine and Paimon pull for Zhongli by using Childe as bait.
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- Part 2 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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The Geo Hypostasis was a pain in itself to fight, but now add artifact farming to the mix?
Today is absolute hell.
Alternatively: Childe, Shenhe, Ei, and Zhongli embark on a noble quest to build Zhongli and chaos ensues.
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- Part 3 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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Yes, the leakers said Alhaitham isn’t supposed to be released until 3.6. And yes, it’s only 3.1.
But it can never hurt to be too prepared, can it?
Alternatively: Childe, Kaeya, Ei, and Zhongli start farming primogems way in advance for Alhaitham’s banner. Why? Because Alhaitham.
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- Part 4 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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The 3.6 Alhaitham roadmap worked out perfectly. They would have plenty of time to save enough wishes for Alhaitham, and they would even be able to pull a C1 Childe in the meantime.
But noooo. The timetable had to be moved up. How convenient.
Alternatively: Childe, Kaeya, Ei, and Zhongli do some extreme primogem calculus. Why? Because Alhaitham.
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- Part 5 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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After months of painstaking farming, Alhaitham has finally come home, along with his weapon. Childe is not happy about it.
Alternatively: After spending a year and change as a Childe main, I am now an Alhaitham main and I have decided to make it everyone's problem.
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- Part 6 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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As they wander through the Chasm and the beaches of Liyue fighting the Ruin Serpent and collecting Starconch, respectively, a party of four reflect on their poor life decisions as victims of gacha hell.
Alternatively: Yelan has joined the party...but at what cost?
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- Part 7 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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A party of four decides that, after all the saving they’ve done, it can’t hurt to spend a few of their hard-earned Intertwined Fates. What happens with those Fates, however, is far beyond anything any of them could have anticipated.
Alternatively: Alhaitham, Yelan, Ei, and Zhongli pull for Alhaitham’s constellations at the cost of all of their Eula savings.
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- Part 8 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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The Fontaineans Are Going To Kill You by chaoticsnowflake
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Aug 2023
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With the release of Fontaine a mere two weeks away, the usual party of four sits down to figure out a game plan.
Alternatively: Alhaitham, Yelan, Ei, and Zhongli try to figure out the smartest way to spend their primogems because Fontaine is going to be the death of me, everyone.
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- Part 9 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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Foul Legacy: Tide Withholder by chaoticsnowflake
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Sep 2023
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Childe may or may not have a slight gambling addiction. Thankfully, it ends well for a change.
Alternatively: I project my crippling gambling addiction onto Childe.
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- Part 10 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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Spiral Abyss has reset, which means a brand-new opportunity to pull in massive amounts of primogems in one go. Which is doable, up through Floor 11. It’s Floor 12 that’s the problem.
Alternatively: Pain and suffering.
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- Part 11 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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Since the start of 3.8—or the end of Alhaitham's first rerun banner in 3.7, really—a team of four have been painstakingly saving primogems in order to pull for the Electro Archon's first two constellations. Now, the time has come for them to spend those primogems, and their fate is placed in the hands of the omnipotent gacha gods.
Alternatively: Alhaitham, Yelan, Ei, and Zhongli pull for Ei's C2, as well as Thundering Pulse.
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- Part 12 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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They've been saving up for Arlecchino's release for months. But the news that there is a higher chance of obtaining Kaeya on the brand-new Chronicled Banner creates a whole new playing field...as well as a whole new temptation.
And besides, they've been wanting Albedo for a while.
Alternatively: My gambling addiction strikes again.
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- Part 13 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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Ah, Shit, Here We Go Again by chaoticsnowflake
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Apr 2024
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After waiting (im)patiently for an eternity, the time has finally come. Arlecchino’s banner has arrived.
Alternatively: My team pulls for Arlecchino and her signature. It ends pretty badly.
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- Part 14 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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Clorinde’s banner has finally arrived. However, after being completely drained by the disaster that was the Arlecchino-Lyney weapon banner, a certain party of three finds themselves horribly unprepared.
Alternatively: Arlecchino, Fischl, and Chevreuse pull for the final member of their Overload team. It does not go as expected.
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- Part 15 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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The team has been wanting Yelan's C1 for a while, as it would maximize their Hyperbloom potential, and a few pulls never hurt anyone anyway.
Right?
Alternatively: I didn't get to pull for Yelan's C1 during her banner with Lyney and I really love Yelan, so here we are. Enjoy.
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- Part 16 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat
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Spire of Solitary Enlightenment by chaoticsnowflake
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 Dec 2024
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On a quest to improve Alhaitham’s build, a party of four once more delve into the depths of hell.
This is commonly known as “artifact farming”.
Alternatively: I hate artifacts.
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- Part 17 of It’s Always Sunny In Teyvat