[Podfic] Not-Very-Nice and Anatomically-Inaccurate Prophecies
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[Podfic] The incorrect use of a fuel inlet. by Literarion for JoseyxNeko
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Apr 2020
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Aziraphale noticed some questionable stains across Crowley's midrift, reminiscent of engine oil. Confused about the demon's defensiveness when addressed, all became clear when Aziraphale walked into the garage to find Crowley inserting a part of himself into a very inappropriate hole.
Overall Winner of O Lord Heal These Perfectly Horrid Velocipedes 'Sex with a Car' prompt. Not an award to be scoffed at, or proud of.
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)Sound Effect by mikaelfernstrom (CC-BY 3.0)
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[Podfic] Wrestling Angels by Literarion for Eturnis cursed works (Eturni)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
26 Apr 2020
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Crowley has always rather liked the idea of wrestling with his very competent, very powerful angel. Aziraphale has an oral fixation the size of a city. They come to a sort of compromise with mud-wrestling but with food and Aziraphale very much enjoys everything that he gets a taste of.
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
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[Podfic] but now I see I was not plucked for naught by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Apr 2020
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What was that plant thinking as it was being punished for having a spot?
Grow better, indeed.
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
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[Podfic] The Sin Eater by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Apr 2020
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Crowley has opinions about a movie subject. Aziraphale responds.
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
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[Podfic] Wandering Eyes by Literarion for JoseyxNeko
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Apr 2020
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Crowley feels like he's being watched, post apocalypse, but not by his superiors. Who could it be?
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
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[Podfic] Need A Light by Literarion for vol_ctrl
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Apr 2020
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TODAY’s PROMPT IS: Interesting uses for a flaming sword (brought to you by the beautiful OAbs) Go wild fam ❤ the weirder the better ~
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
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[Podfic] horrid but hilarious spaghetti tale by Literarion for Neko234
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
26 Apr 2020
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This fic was read from a closed Discord, hence I cannot link to the original. It also came without tags; give me a shout if you think I should add more.
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
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[Podfic] maybe the real god uses tricks, you know? by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Apr 2020
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The books didn't understand what was happening... It was some Groundhog Day-style nightmare.
Wherein Aziraphale's books have to experience every single iteration of the bookshop sex scene written in fanfiction.
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
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[Podfic] Thicker than Peanut Butter, Baby by Literarion for azfellbooksellers
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Apr 2020
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Aziraphale discovers some modern slang. Crowley is....confused, to say the least.
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
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Prompt: effort catastrophies, over the years of experimenting with their efforts, things for Crowley and Aziraphale are sure to have gone wrong.
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Prompt: Eggs! Lay em, eat em, be them, hell I don't care!
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[Podfic] Butterflies and Eskimos by Literarion for Eturnis cursed works (Eturni)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
23 Apr 2020
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It's crack writing time and this week's prompt is heaven/hell HOs get some interesting paperwork about the actions of an angel and a demon. I, of course, feel more strongly for the demonic side. So this is how Crowley got the agreement that he no longer had to send temptation paperwork back to Hell.
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
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[Podfic] Risky Business by Literarion for Mackaley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Apr 2020
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Aziraphale and Crowley aren't about to let a couple punk ass humans show them up at Catan (they are)
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
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[Podfic] Write, read, set on fire by Literarion for chamyl
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 May 2020
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This fic was read from a closed Discord, hence I cannot link to the original. It also came without tags; give me a shout if you think I should add more.
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
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[Podfic] Call Barring by Literarion for Eturnis cursed works (Eturni)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
14 May 2020
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The prompt for this is Misadventures with Technology. Crowley has been taking sneak-snaps of his angel for his spank bank. Nothing new or particularly harrowing there, right? Add in the fact that Hell often contacts through the nearest piece of technology and things may go worse than expected.
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[Podfic] Warlock Blocked by Literarion for Fyre
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 May 2020
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Prompt: The Dowlings
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
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[Podfic] Rainbow Serpent by Literarion for falsepremise
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 May 2020
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Prompt: travel
I was inspired to write a fix-it of a scene in the book: the scene where Aziraphale is trying to find a receptive body close enough to Tadfield and he ends up in Australia.
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
With contributions from a kind, anonymous Australian (Thanks! <3 )
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Prompt: Pride
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Prompt: accidental discorporation.
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[Podfic] the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jun 2020
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Crowley was moaning. Crowley was whining. Crowley was... Wait, what did the angel just pant out behind him?
"Wha-- ah, ahh-- what?"
"I s--said, I've been practicing the coin trick."
(Wherein Aziraphale brings his magic act to the bedroom.)
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Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)
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