Good Potterhead Shit
a bunch of fics that I liked.
the majority is dramione, tomione, slytherin!Hermione, grey morale and alternative universe.
very slytherin friendly and very dumbledore and weasley (mostly ron) unfriendly.
warning: there is a lot of smut, ahem, sorry not sorry
(Open, Moderated)
Random works
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it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? by monsterleadmehome for weestarmeggie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2020
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Hermione Granger has had it up to here with Draco Malfoy's bullying and nonsense. She ought to slap him--she plans to as she walks over towards him, but then a better thought occurs to her. What if she kissed him instead?
The AU where Hermione kisses Malfoy instead of hitting him third year and everything changes.
Russian translation available here.
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A Little More Alive, Far Less Lost by MG_Dramione_Lover
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Sep 2020
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After Draco's post-war trial, he finds himself attending his 8th year at Hogwarts with Hermione. As remorse and acceptance replace anger and hate, the old enemies begin a friendship that sparks into much more than they ever hoped for. Hermione's goal as Head Girl is to banish old prejudices and unite the school while Draco's only wish is to become a man worthy of her love.
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- Part 1 of Far Less Lost Series
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Every Little Thing She Does (Is Magic) by monsterleadmehome for raven_maiden
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jan 2020
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“I’m sorry, Granger… you want to what?”
“Go together! To all the weddings—it’ll work out perfectly. People will stop asking about my love life, and if you happen to meet a girl you want to take home, I can be your wing woman!”
Draco agrees to be Hermione's date for wedding season. He doesn't expect to fall in love.
Vietnamese translation available here.
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nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy by MissELY
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Aug 2020
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have a series of unpleasant, confusing, and electric encounters during the Death Eater trials after the war.
"And once again, for better or for worse, the sound of that voice is enough to fell her."
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“You can’t do it, can you?”
And she hears, rather than sees him stop dead. The rough squeak of his shoes. She doesn’t turn to face him, even as she twists the knife.
“You can’t conjure a Patronus.”
Random bookmarks
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Hermione Granger and the Abundance of Dark Wizards by Eldyra
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2024
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Hermione and Draco face Dementors, an escaped criminal and try to figure out what Dumbledore is planning.
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- Part 3 of House of Snakes
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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The vanishing steps at Hogwarts usually bring misfortune to those who encounter them, but today is Professor Malfoy's lucky day.
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or a ‘stuck in something kink' smut fic
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- Part 1 of Casual Sex and Emotional Effects
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Hermione Granger couldn’t help but think that no matter how difficult they had all figured rebuilding their society would be, no one was expecting anything quite like this. It was another stark reminder that just when things were finally starting to level out, they would never truly have peace and stability. Her entire life in the magical world had been full of shocks and stumbles, and this one seemed like the biggest of them all.
A post-war Dramione marriage law fic... with a twist!
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It’s Sunday, it’s Valentine’s Day, and Hermione has a study date with Draco Malfoy.
And he brought chocolates.
Isn’t that just perfect.
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the rivals to friends with benefits to lovers St. Valentine’s Day college AU that no one asked forSeries
- Part 1 of Accidentally in Love