Good Omens Oneshots
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Crowley is temptation on legs, and boy, does he know it. As it turns out, Aziraphale is quite easy to tempt.
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Aziraphale takes a yoga class and immediately falls for the instructor with the slinky hips.
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Blessed Crow by GroovyNightStrawberry for MeinirRhos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Feb 2026
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Aziraphale's Welsh was a little rusty, and he'd already moved away from the gossipers when his brain finally worked the name through. Bendigeidfran. Blessed Crow.
"It must be a coincidence," Aziraphale said to himself, turning back, intending to ask for confirmation, to find what people knew of this King, but there was no sign of the speakers. "He wouldn't pose as the High King. Would he?"
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Dungeons & Date Night, ILLUSTRATED by eklmrlos by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Feb 2026
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The inspiration for this came from beloved Good Omens fandom favourite Deathbybadger on bluesky, who used to run Sotheran’s twitter account and is our honourary real-world Aziraphale. He shared the following post:
“So I am reading this old 1980 D&D module and it goes "AREA 47: the owner of this operation, Kadish, is a blatant (as opposed to latent) homosexual, that should give you a good idea as to how he will act towards a party of men" and actually I support kadish in all his endeavours”
To which my response was:
“When there’s no Grindr, the only solution to tempt a bunch of buff muscular bears to visit you is to build a dungeon to draw in barbarian swordsmen. SURPRISE! It’s a date! (Leave swords at the door, canapés on the table, wine in the cellar next to the skeleton decorations.)”So of course Crowley is the serpent beast, and Aziraphale is the wandering hero. Let the flirting begin…
Look, I know there's not much plot going on here but sometimes all you want is a funny excuse to smoosh these ineffable idiots together and let them get spicy.
Illustrations by eklmrlos https://bsky.app/profile/elkmrlos.bsky.social
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Rose-Tinted Glasses by Loki_Slytherin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
28 Feb 2026
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"Don't listen to that snake," Michael commanded, and Aziraphale froze, looking between them.
"I…" He started.
"Quite the people's voice, aren't you," Michael snarled, leaning across the desk, "what's in it for you? The Prince Regent is exempt from euthanisation, that was the deal Prince Beelzebub deigned acceptable— you have nothing to fear from us."
"It's not about what I gain," Crowley stared at her, blank-faced, "I knew you lacked empathy, Michael, but somehow, I still expected more."
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Silver and Exact by LaurelAnne09
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Mar 2026
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Aziraphale: My corporation may have… expanded slightly.
Crowley, who has spent six thousand years watching the angel enjoy food, books, life itself, and rather likes the body that’s been built by it: If you miracle yourself thinner I will start a plague.