Good Omens Monster Fuckers Bang of 2025
A Collection of Monster Fucking Works for Good Omens
(Open, Moderated)
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A Cock and Bull Story by Sanzaru, WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jun 2025
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When Crowley wanders into a labyrinth in Greece, he expects a quick rescue mission. Help Aziraphale find his way out, before treating him to oysters and wine. He certainly doesn't expect to find a minotaur instead of an angel, waiting for him.
A gorgeously soft minotaur, with familiar blue eyes. One that doesn't seem to recognise him, and yet will not stop touching him.
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Rooted but Not Bound by QuothTheMaiden, Sanzaru
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
08 Jun 2025
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Sometimes a meet-cute is waking up in the same cage.
It’s Crowley’s own fault, really. Not getting involved would have been much better for his health. But when your options are sitting around in your tree all day or getting up to some trouble, well, no one who knew him would be surprised at the answer.
It was supposed to be a quick in-and-out. A simple caper. Rescue his fellow fae, wreak some havoc, get home by sunset.
Getting locked up with a hungry vampire hadn’t been part of the plan, but when had plans ever gone Crowley’s way?
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Mathematician Aziraphale Fell is grateful to have a job at all, even if it’s difficult to constantly have to deal with his brother and supervisor who doesn’t believe he deserves it. Since the colossal alien Kaijus began attacking from the depths of the ocean, the global destruction has been all-encompassing. Only massive-scale walls on the coasts and equally-massive machines to defend against the periodic attacks hold the line against further annihilation.
On the Atlantic coastline outside of the European Wall, Aziraphale’s calculations indicate that another Kaiju has just emerged. 7 days later with no signs of it, he is demoted and removed from his laboratory because of his mistake. Then he MEETS them.
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Fiery, star-like beings keep the Goddess' universe in perfect order, but it can be disastrous when they fall to Earth. Frightened and panicked, they light fire to anything they touch, destroying everything in their wake. The elves have learned to fear them, thinking them monsters who occasionally come to burn and kill.
When a meteor knocks Crowley into Earth's gravity well, he helplessly falls on the chalk hills outside of Aziraphale's village. Now, if he's to stay alive long enough to figure out how to escape Earth's gravitational field, he needs to convince Aziraphale that "monster" is in the eye of the beholder, and he's not what legend has made him out to be.
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Spots by Puzzl3cat, Sanzaru
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Mar 2026
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After a child is caught in some fishing nets during a large storm, a family adopts him and raising them in the village. about a deccade and a half later, the child's history finally catches up with him.