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Just before you get started…
Hi there friends! There is lots of good fun story-introducing stuff below if you like! 😄
Mini Art Tour ❤❤❤
‘‘Sam Boss Tops Dean With Style!’’
I picked this because it seriously, in the hottest way possible, represents Sam's boss topping! Oh and it's nine shades hotter than hell ya'll, wooo hot diggity dam! Don't you agree?! Thanks to whoever created it!
‘‘Magic Fingers!’’
The Magic Fingers help to get Dean ready faster for Sam who has little patience in his hunger for Dean!
‘‘Oh Dean, You Are Going To Get It Now"’’
I think this pretty much sums up Sam's preferred way of dealing with Dean the second they get through the motel door- and really, who can blame him!
‘‘Coercion’’
OH you know what it looks like is going on here! I kind of love Misha/Castiel's dirty orgasm expression here probably more than I should... nah I'm right it's hot and I was right to use it! Thanks to whoever made it and to Mr Misha for having epic porn face in this shot!
‘‘Birthday Kiss’’
Dean gives Sam a kiss on his Seventeenth Birthday, because Sam only had one wish, one reply when Dean asked him what he wanted for a present.
‘‘Hunter Nap’’
As manips go this is both super cute and awesome, I especially like the way the artist managed to make Dean look like he dozed off on Sam's chest... after Sam fucked him really hard of course!
‘‘Discovered’’
‘‘First Time’’
‘‘Sam begged you to comfort him after Jessica and you who denies him nothing gave him what he wanted’’
‘‘Secret Kiss in the Forest’’
‘‘Sammy I get all Tingly When You Take Control Like That’’
‘‘Sam Likes It Hot’’
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I’m Just Saying...
In the interest of not overusing the word fuck, in this section, I will be substituting with the words pluck as in “I admire his pluck and courage, or plucking courage if you will”, or better yet feck as the Irish say as in:
“Sam yer great fecking eidjit, what the feck do you mean you hit a fecking dog and almost had a heart attack over it but you don’t give a feck that Dean is stuck in purgatory, what the actual feck are you playing at you 7 foot useless fecking article!” 😲😡😠
Simply put good reader, in this story Sam is madly, and I mean madly in love with Dean so in your fecking faces season eight writers>:(
I mean honestly, how can you asshats write for the show when you clearly don’t watch it enough to know that Sam would never, and I mean never! just leave Dean at the mercy of another frigging dimension whether he thought he might be Dead or not. -And even if he did think he was dead he would not rest until he knew for sure, then he would go after his soul and jam it back in his body!
I mean in season 4 Sam admitted to trying to open the devil's gate…OPEN THE FRIGGING DEVILS GATE!- thereby unleashing untold demons on earth to get his brother back!
Sam even tried to sell his own soul to get Dean back, he threw himself in the pit to save Dean, but roll on season 8 and new writers and he can't be so much as bothered to do a little research and give a –radio edit- about the fact Dean, not to mention poor little k-Tran, could be anywhere, no, he was far too busy with farmers markets, organic produce, stray dogs, and that Amelia person.
-That’s no shade on the actress who played Amelia! I have seen in other things and liked her, it is not her fault that the character was badly written and had nowhere to go and there was zero and I mean zero chemistry between her and Sam.
I can only hope that was intentional so we didn’t get too attached when Sam decided to leave her and go back to the hunt- NOT BACK TO DEAN MIND YOU, back to the frighing hunt. 😡😠
And yes they threw those of us that care a damn about Sam and Dean's relationship a frickin bone with how furious Dean was with Sam for leaving him to rot in purgatory over a girl, and then how murderously jealous Sam was of Benny.
-In fact, Sam was so damn jealous of Benny and Dean's relationship it was borderline hot, but he still should have gone to look for him, stray dogs be damned; and excuse me but when in the hell does having a dog or a girlfriend, or dog and girlfriend mean you can't check to see if your brother is alive or dead?
What are you trying to tell me? That Sam frigging Winchester with his IQ and research skills can't multi-task? forget that noise. 😠😠😠
Honestly first the Samulet hits the trash and now this… why do these writers mock my pain!?
To which, I'm sure the writers would reply:
-While twirling their evil moustaches and swirling their glass of evil Cognac!
Well thankfully I'm a writer too and there's no such thing as the Samulet hitting the trash in this version of the story, thank you very much… Sadly, as far as the rest of the story goes, I think I may be worse at mocking my own pain then the damn SPN writers sigh...
Last but certainly not least, I do not, never have, and never will use the explicit tag lightly, anything I write is either sexually explicit, violent, or both because that is what the explicit tag is for, yes asshats who use the tag because somebody said a bad word or simply looked at a member of the same sex, I'm looking at you!
Now, for those of us who are adults that want to read adult literature let's have it! 😋😁 Ladies and gentle-male types I give to you Magic Fingers!
curiobi
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