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November 4th 8:23 am
White boy: I’d let somebody hit my penis with a whip just to feel something
Mexican: what is wrong with you Billy
White boy: I’m just a silly guy. UWU!
Queen: wait block me
White boy: OWO
Pinballsack: KILL YOUR SELF.
White boy: TOT
Queen: and I'm found hanging in the garage later with this text open.
White boy: Ya’ll are just jealous of my natural aegyo 😣😖
Mexican: willingly typing this shit in a group chat with your sister is some freak shit
White boy: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but Robin chan! If you touch my ears I’ll get pregnant! Senpai!!!
Pinballsack: Billy fucking stop
White boy: ok Im done😰
Mexican: that’s a shit ton of B’s
Queen: genuinely how tf are we related.
White boy: well Donna…when a mommy and daddy love each other very very much
Queen: shut the fuck up
White boy: Im to chalant for this fuck ass group 😫😫
Mexican: it’s 8 in the morning
White boy: so
Mexican: so go back to bed
White boy: I have my paper route
Pinballsack: it’s 2025 why do you still have a fucking paper route
White boy: it’s 2025 why are you still playing pinball
Pinballsack: watch your smart fucking mouth before I slit your throat upwards
Pinballsack: spam my phone again and I’ll get you
White boy: how would that even work
Pinballsack: kill yourself
Pinballsack has gone offline
White boy: damn :(
White boy: guess I shouldn’t tell him I saw Bruce Yamada in the baseball field earlier
Mexican: Vance we can see that your online
Pinballsack: sut the fuck up
Mexican: this fag really misspelled shut
Mexican: how about I beat yourass🤣✌️✌️
Pinballsack: and that’s why Finney Blake is actively in my bed
Mexican: what
Mexican: no seriouslwhat
Pinballsack: I was fucking joking chill the fuck out
Mexican: stupid cunt how fucking dare you
White boy: everybody in this town is from Israel
White boy: on god🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
Queen: Billy get off your phone before Harper gets hit by a car or smth
White boy: oh shit I think I lost her
White boy has gone offline
Mexican: Im going back to sleep
Mexican: fucking Bruce Yamada last night took a lot out of mw
Pinballsack: shut the fuck up before my strap finds its way to your ass
Mexican:😰
Mexican has gone offline
Pinballsack: bye Donna
Queen: yeah bye hoe
Pinballsack has gone offline
Queen has gone offline