Chapter Text
(takes place in 100 days to kill grox, sometime after baby villager tried to kill him)
Grox woke up in his huge ahh castle and stretched, "Ahhh yes, what a great day to be a dictato--"
BAM
"Ayo, chill!!!" Grox exclaimed, suddenly hearing the rocket launcher Baby villager used to shoot him, "Man, get out of my head.."
He stood up and rubbed his eyes, a bit shaken up after getting flashbacks to when he was almost killed. Honestly, it wasn't that big of a deal. Froggydude was probably obligated to kill him anyway.
Meanwhile, Froggydude was with his group, discussing their next plan.
"I can not believe Grox survived the rocket launcher. According to my calculations, there was an extremely low chance he would've survived that." Nerd villager said, pushing up his glasses.
"Man... Can't he just die? Why is he still alive??" Froggydude sighed, feeling frustrated. "Is this guy immortal or something?"
"HE MAKES ME ANGRY, DADDY!!!!!" Baby villager screeched, a frown forming on his face.
"Yo, calm down." Froggydude replied, attempting to sooth his son, "We'll find a way to make him die before we do."
Baby villager crossed his arms and pouted, but spoke no more.
(the next plan plays out and nerd villager makes the potions blah blah blah but it takes a turn from the original vid)
Froggydude was throwing the "Kill Grox" potions at people with his group at a nearby village. Little did they know, Grox happened to be spying on them.
"Ayo, that's Froggydude!" He thought to himself, his eye (sockets?) widening,
One of his guards looked to him, "Lord Grox!! What should we use to kill Froggydude? He's right the--!"
Before he could finish, Grox pointed his own gun at him, "Shut up. You're being too loud, bro."
The guard put his hands up and nodded profusely, trying not to lose his life. Grox gave him a side eye before continuing to spy on Froggydude and his group.
Froggydude held a potion behind his back and was speaking to a villager, "Hey. Do you wanna join us to kill Grox?"
"No!! He's my glorious king!!" He replied, clasping his hands together in awe, "I would never!"
Froggydude rolled his eyes and threw the "Kill Grox" potion right into his face, bubbles emerged from the air for a few seconds before the villager turned into a.. Chicken-illager. It's exactly what the name says. A villager but chicken-shaped.
Baby villager bursted out laughing at the ridiculous sight, "Hahaha!! That guy looks funny!!!"
Zonk (I CANT TAKE HIS NAME SERIOUSLY LMAO) also started to laugh, it was obnoxiously loud. "HAHA. YES."
After a moment, Froggydude couldn't hold in his laughter and joined them.
Grox was still watching them, out of their sight. He noticed how Froggy would put a hand to his head when he laughed. What a weird habit. However, by now he would've probably tried to kill all of them, but he decided to leave them alone for now. After all, this was Froggydude's job to kill him.
Grox was also being pressured to be a world dictator by his lord. (watch grox backstory guys 🥹💔) He sometimes would wonder if he really wanted to do this, or if it was just because someone else wanted him to.
"Cmon. Let's go." Grox ordered his guards, walking away from the group with a wave of his hand.
"L--Lord Grox?" A guard said, confuzzled, "Aren't you going to--"
"Did I say you could speak? Let's go." He interrupted, shooting him a glare.