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2026-07-19
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2026-07-19
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it is what it is

Summary:

maki you are not going to believe who i just saw in tesco express

Notes:

i have so many things i should be writing but i wanted to write something silly and lighthearted before i ruin harua's life some more

i really don't know where i am taking this so don't actually expect anything at all from me

oh and huge shoutout to is typing... by wolf_type which is honestly one of my favourite teamie fics bc it makes me laugh sooo much and definitely inspired me to write more silly chat fic

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4 children and nik

maki you are not going to believe who i just saw in tesco express

yuma your dad?

maki i love my dad so that doesn’t even work

yuma harua’s dad?

maki no he’s long gone

taki that’s just kind of mean actually

yuma taki’s dad?

taki :/

maki no please focus

harua ignoring the rest of the chat

harua who?

maki euijoo

yuma oh that’s better than someone’s dad

nicholas you saw euijoo?

nicholas i thought he was going home for the summer

taki no he got a job here

nicholas his lease runs out in june though

taki i know he’s staying with fuma

nicholas right

maki awkward

harua whose fault is that

nicholas just didn’t really want to spend the whole summer looking for him, you know?

yuma so don’t?

nicholas what happens if we run into each other?

maki i think you just have to leg it

taki you can just talk to him it doesn’t have to be weird

taki in fact he might kind of like that

yuma taki…

nicholas what does that mean?

taki nothing!

taki just that you can be grownups about it

taki that’s all!

Taki (uni)

you are so fucking stupid

hey what’s gotten into you today you’re so mean

you saw how hard we all had to work to scrape what was left of nicholas off the floor after euijoo dumped him and now you’re suggesting that euijoo wants to talk

euijoo does want to talk…

you take that to your grave

and another thing

[Nakakita Yuma added Maki (uni) to the chat]

[New group chat Taki (uni), Maki (uni), Nakakita Yuma]

yuma you!

maki me?

yuma if you see euijoo again you keep that shit to yourself

yuma i can’t go through that again

maki you know it wasn’t your breakup right

yuma it might as well have been

yuma all the work i put in

maki sorry for bringing him up

taki and sorry for believing in love

yuma you should be

kei’s friends

kei when is everyone next free?

fuma is there any point in doing this?

fuma aligning out schedules if like prophesying the end of the world

taki i’m free whenever

kei how many jobs have you applied to today?

taki can’t i enjoy my summer break?

kei you can enjoy it by working

taki you really sound like my mum

taki maybe i’ll just go home for the summer instead

kei you don’t want to do that

euijoo can’t you two do this privately?

taki ?

taki do what?

euijoo whatever weird father/son role play you do

kei that’s uncalled for

fuma i’m with euijoo

kei when are you free euijoo?

euijoo um, friday?

kei can’t do friday

euijoo okay

jo i’m free mondays and wednesdays

jo my manager set my shifts for july and august she was really good about it :)

taki are they hiring?

jo no sorry :(

kei that doesn’t count as a job search by the way

taki maki said he saw you today euijoo

euijoo maki?

taki nico’s friend

taki huge

taki wasian

euijoo oh yeah he was in tesco

taki did he say anything?

euijoo just hello i didn’t know who he was

taki oh i see

euijoo why what did he say about me?

taki just that he saw you today

euijoo okay

kei great talk

kei tkmaxx are always hiring taki

taki i’d rather die

Murata Fuma

i need to be euthanised

what happened this time?

i gave nico’s friend my number

why would you do that?

i didn’t recognise him!

and you know he’s attractive

huge and wasian yeah i’ve heard

yeah that

idk you know it’s been a stagnant couple of months since i broke things off with nicholas

this is what i get for trying to live a little

isn’t maki like 18?

is he???

i think he’s one of the first years nicholas hangs out with

please put me out of my misery

did he look interested?

no he was just surprised

this is a nightmare

calm down your only overlap with nicholas at this point is taki and he won’t say anything

but maki already mentioned to taki that he saw me so it’s already over

Rua💜🐰

can i tell you a secret?

mmmm

how juicy is it?

1-10

like an 8 i would say

go on

euijoo gave me his number

are you serious?

yeah

it was crazy he was giving me these eyes

he has really big eyes

i guess you already know

you didn’t already have his number?

no we’ve never spoken before

seriously???

i only just got here :(

we never got the chance to meet

i don’t think he recognised me

or he did and this is his way at getting back at nico

getting back at him for what?

you know why they broke up?

no?

no one tells me anything

oh

well i don’t think it’s my place to say

that’s never stopped you before

Rua💜🐰

leave me on read whatever that’s fine

Yuma (^. .^)⟆

euijoo gave maki his number

seriously?

that slut

Euijoo (Nico’s Ex 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️)

what do you think you’re doing?

you break up with someone

completely and totally break their heart, by the way

and then you start hitting on their friends?

deranged

Taki Takayama

[Screenshot Sent]

who is this?

oh

sounds like yuma?

who did you hit on?

no one

Yuma 😼

who did euijoo hit on?

and why are you messaging him?

what’s going on?

tell him to reply

he gave maki his number when he ran into him the other day

oh that’s weird

it’s delusional

Taki Takayama

yuma said to reply to him

did you really give maki your number?

does everyone know?

Euijoo (Nico’s Ex 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️)

this is yuma right?

sorry i don’t have your number saved

yeah hi

yeah so i never met maki while nicholas and i were together and i didn’t realise they were friends when i ran into him or i never would’ve given him my number

i don’t want to cause trouble!

does nicholas know this happened?

i don’t think so

okay that’s good

keep it that way…

i wasn’t going to tell him?

Taki Takayama

is he always like this?

mm kinda

comes and goes to be honest

yuma is protective of nicholas

it was a pretty bad breakup

was it?

um??? yes???

oh okay right

with peace and love you don’t help yourself

Taki (uni), Maki (uni), Nakakita Yuma

[Nakakita Yuma added Harua (uni) to the chat]

yuma euijoo claims to have never met maki

yuma i don’t believe him

maki ????????

maki how do you even know i only told harua

yuma you should’ve known better than that

taki yeah i wouldn’t have done that

harua sorry :)

maki you messaged euijoo????

yuma just to ask what is wrong with him

harua and?

yuma he just seemed confused

maki ohmygoddddddddddd

taki i would’ve told him it was a bad idea if i knew he was going to do this

yuma well you would you’re friends with the enemy

taki there’s no enemy :(

taki euijoo is a good person he’s just a little haunted

harua haunted by what?

taki himself i think

Euijoo (Nico’s Ex 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️)

what did you mean when you said ‘completely and totally break their heart’ by the way