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Optimus Prime: Sound off.
Jazz: present!
Prowl: Accounted for
Ratchet: still alive unfortunately
Hound: ready and waiting
Cliffjumper: ready to kick some Con aft >:)
Bumblebee: Here :)
Wheeljack: help the lab is on fire
Perceptor: Don’t listen to him. It’s taken care of.
Mirage: I’m bored
Sunstreaker: here
Sideswipe: here
Ironhide: has anyone seen my machine gun?
Huffer: pretty sure you lended it to Windcharger
Windcharger: the frag? No he didn’t
Bluestreak: Brawn and I borrowed it for some training. We’re both alive, btw
Gears: Hauler and I are doing maintenance.
Trailbreaker: still on patrol. The desert is so fragging dull.
Bumblebee: would it still be dull if you saw something interesting?
Trailbreaker: what are you proposing?
Bumblebee: I got you. Jazz, you coming?
Jazz: hell yeah. I’ve been meaning to try out my new speaker upgrades
Ratchet: I’m not fixing you if you two do something stupid
Ironhide: why in Primus’s name are we letting these two out of sight?
Jazz: Uncle nephew bonding time?
Prowl: you two are not biologically related, nor do you have a familial relationship with Optimus Prime.
Mirage: because it’s fun to watch?
Optimus Prime: While I do encourage bonding, need I remind you that destruction of this planet is something we are trying to avoid?
Bumblebee: no destruction necessary :)
Windcharger: I don’t like the sound of that
Bumblebee: Alright Jazz, Duo Forme!
Huffer: holy frag
Trailblazer: what?
Sideswipe: you’ll know it when you see it
Trailblazer: oh
Sunstreaker: find them?
Trailblazer: Bumblebee is riding on top of Jazz as he does donuts next to a very precarious cliff
Ratchet: I quit
Optimus Prime: I will handle it