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15:00 ON A MONDAY
5 online users
Billy: YOOOOOO!!!! What are you 4 jobless people doing??
Theo: says the one who wrote it
Boosfer: poor two homeless birdies. lets hope cats wont eat them! ehehe
Wemmbu: Nam nam
Wifies: I'm the watcher cat
Boosfer: Parrot's cat?
Theo: ......Whaaaaa?
Wemmbu: we have an ignorant person here.
Billy: How can you not know when even I know? And you're always by his side
Billy: doesn't he even trust you enough to tell you this much?
Theo: STFU!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!
Boosfer: Yooo chill man.
Boosfer: He just said the truthsss~~~~
Wemmbu: Step back a little and try to accept the facts.
Theo: ...
Theo: You are just pathetic people.
Boosfer: Ummm I think he's talking about Wifies.
Billy: ME??? Jealous??? HAH.
Wemmbu: Pathetic??? HAH!
Wifies: Theo, know your place.
Wifies: You are just a second medal.
Wemmbu: W ref.
Theo: We dont even know eachother man! what tf are you talking bout??
Billy: atleast he isnt replaced
Boosfer: OOOOOOOOOO WE HAVE A TSUNDERE HEREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Wifies: *Sent an attachment* (a photo of Billy and Theo in a dark alley buying drug)
Wifies: You're skating on thin ice...one wrong move and there will be more of these
Theo: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!
Theo: i dont take it btw, i am just watching. ITS ALL BILLY
Boosfer: My guy is the ultimate stalker
Wifies: *Sent an attachment* (a photo of Dev-Boosfer-Kier in an alley doing sus things)
Boosfer: YO.
Boosfer: WTFFF
Boosfer: Delete this.
Wemmbu: Bro has semi-public kink
Boosfer. No...
Boosfer: We just needed it that night. Like normal things yk?
Wemmbu: ofc ofc very normal
Theo: ew, my eyes! they are bleeding!!!
Billy: same...my eyes...
Wifies deleted two attachment(s)
Wifies: i said don't push your luck.
Wemmbu: These secrets are now between the five of us.
Boosfer: Yooo! we didnt learned a thing about you! WIFIES! SEND SOMETHING
Wifies: nah man. he behaved
Wemmbu: HEH
Wifies: btw if you want that much drama Boosfer, here you go.
Wifies: *Sent an attachment* (a photo taken in a bar, showing Saps lying on Flux, both of them seemingly drunk)
Boosfer: OMG! @everyone
10 online users
Wyll: OOOO its not just that!
Boosfer: spill the tea
Wyll: i was in the same bar as them (why? dont ask)
Wyll: andd i saw Flux carrying Saps out.
Wyll: sooo he probably brought him home
Flux: Shut. the fuck up
Billy: ooo party boy's here
Minute: Hahh...i do not know what to say. And what did even happened in the previous conversations
Minute: and please do not stalk people or do things like that, kids. It's bad.
Billy. says the one who is just one year older than me
Minute: still, i am your teacher.
Mugm: i'd like to remind that you are a student teacher.
Yungy: and brooo, you are not our fatherr
Wyll: he could be, actually
Mugm: nahhhhhhh
Mugm: absolutely not.
Wemmbu: sooooooooooo you do not want Minute to be your daddy?
MinuteTech went offline
Mugm: HELL NAH.
Mugm_ went offline
Wemmbu: oh...fahh
Wemmbu: I didnt mean it like that!
Boosfer: too late man.
Wifies: a lot
Theo: i feel like i need to react.
Theo: BRO EWWW
Yungy: same
Yungy: i wasnt expecting this from you Wemmbu
Wemmbu: i cant handle this embrassment
Billy: maybe you should lock yourself to home for a few days
Theo: Woah he's doing everything he can to avoid seeing him lol
Billy: Shut up theo.
Boosfer: The man is just trying to take advantage.
Arachn1d is online
Arachnid: YO. I need help.
Arachnid: I need materials.
Boosfer: For what?
Wyll: maybe to stab someone again?
Billy: He can stab? Lol!
Theo: wait- our spidey? Did he actually have the guts for it?
Wyll: I meant backstab but that works too ig
Wyll: I mean... There is someone among us here who tasted that backstab
Boosfer: OooooOoo among usss...
Wyll: but for some reason they choose to keep following him!
Wyll: I wonder who is that!!! HAH!
Boosfer : OOOO I already knew that but it was fun to everyone's reaction
Yungy: ...
Yungy: there is reasons you won't understand
Wemmbu : And? Try explaining then
Yungy: No thanks
Wifies : even I would call this relationship toxic
Boosfer: whoa.
Boosfer: wait! Relationship?
Boosfer: yo yo wdym relationship?
Wemmbu: so thats whyy
Boosfer: wdym 'so thats why' wtf explain.
Boosfer: or I'll learn in ways you wouldn't want
Theo: he would
Billy: and how do you know? Are you hiding things too?
Theo: ...shut up
Flux: cowards. Couldn't even explain a thing
Theo: whoa. Here comes the person who sends just one message and then goes back to ghosting
Boosfer: maybe he is trying to draw attention tı Yungy?
Wemmbu: maybe you are the coward here flux?
Flux: fahh
Arachnid went offline
Yungy went offline
Boosfer: No! They escaped!
Billy: maybe they talked in dm's?
Wemmbu: ahhh are they new lovers?
Theo: Is that what you understood from all this?
Theo: but guess they are
Boosfer: tchhh
Wyll: aha boosfer finally got it
Boosfer: aren't they fuckbodies wyll?
Wyll: Yes :)
Boosfer: why didnt you say it sooner?
Wyll: because its fun watching you all struggle to use your brain
Boosfer: you know what.
Boosfer: clown was right on throwing you in that pit.
Wyll: ...allright
Theo: bro he is depressed now
Wemmbu: he turned out to be sensitive
Billy: weak
Wifies: You know what?
Wifies: Fuck off and socialize.
Wifies shut down the chat for one day.