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Dennis Whitaker has been dating Selena Davis for a year. It's been good, really good, she's caring, she listens to him, she kisses him gently and scratches his head and calls him a good boy in bed (which honestly turns him into a blubbering mess). One small problem is that she's been clicker training him. Now when he hears that click, he gets excited like a fucking dog, except instead of sitting or running towards it, he gets hard. Unbearably. Fucking. Hard. You might be thinking, whats the problem with that? Well... if a pen clicks a little too loud, boner, a bottle makes a popping noise, boner, a bed gets adjusted and clicks, instant fucking boner. So now hes getting them in public. At work. At his family farm in Nebraska during Christmas. And Selena? Shes eating it up. What happens when she starts bringing the clicker out on dates and to work? Thats for her and Dennis to know.