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“What’s wrong, Bones? You seem upset.”
“It’s Spock! That Vulcan just makes me so-o-o-o angry! Ugh!”
Kirk gave McCoy a knowing smile. “And here I thought you kinda liked him.”
“Where are you?!” McCoy snapped. “Back in high school?!”
“And where are you? In self-denial?”
“You're barking up the wrong tree!”
Spock walked up and glanced from one to the other. “What is happening here? You both seem to be expressing intense emotional responses.”
McCoy threw up his hands. “I give up! I’m in a soap opera!”
Kirk grinned. “Courtesy of you, Bones. You just bring it out in us.”