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Shane is boring the way a sniper is boring. Boring the way a glacier is boring. Very slow, very quiet, very inevitable, and then suddenly you're kinda fucked.
Or, Ilya deserves a medal for the number of lives he's saved with the power of his dick and the ability to fuck the concept of revenge out of his husband's mind.
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ilya loves his husband and shane is a menace. but teensy tiny
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❤️🤌🏻
In terrified awe of mean Shane.
“But Canadians are polite, they’re not fucking nice. Shane is not nice. In fact, he’s kinda a bitch. That’s literally one of Ilya’s favorite things.”
“Shane is meaner. By a significant margin. Shane is meaner and kinder in equal measure, which should not be a coherent sentence about one person, and yet.“
“Shane just nods and waits and then quietly ends you, and somehow everyone is thanking him afterward.“
“He finds a goal, he locks in, and he goes for it with the single-minded obsession of a serial killer.” -
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GOOD FUCKING FOOD