Sam: They’re here to do the next fic. It’s RPF.
Dean: What?
Sam: Real Person Fic? They’re the actors that play us.
Dean: Oh! Like in that creepy world where we’re a TV show? But if they’re us, why are they dressed like pirates?
Sam: Ah. Well, they’re usually used for AU fics.
Dean: Why can’t we be pirates? That dude’s just like me, but with less guns. Pirates have guns! I should be the pirate!
Sam: It’s for people who have issues with the whole brothers thing. And they can’t have random unrelated guys hunting, so they give them the AUs.
Dean: Yeah, well, as your brother, I would like to say that I do not have issues with the whole brothers thing. Have they seen your ass?
Sam: Quite. But anyway.
Dean: No! This is important! That you-clone is ridiculously smiley! Do you want a more smiley version of yourself prancing around all the time? Do you?!?
Sam: No. But we still get all the hunting fics, so…
Dean: I don’t want the hunting fics! I want to be a pirate!
Sam: Well, maybe we can work something out. Get them their own place so they don’t mix with our fics? Split up the AUs so we get some too?
Dean: Yeah! And we can give them the stuff we don’t want. I hear there’s a werewolf-soulbond-through-knotting where I get pregnant with a litter of dragons coming up. They could totally have that. While we do the pirate thing.