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Original Sinners of Heartslabyul - seventh year’s gc
Philip Fair
>can we also discuss how unfair it is that we’re expected to be role models
Simon Harper
>RIGHT.
>first to fourth years look at us like we have wisdom.
Ian Murray
>hehe yeah role models…
>hypothetically if someone replaced all of the dorm rules posters with rewritten ones in glitter pen is that vandalism
Philip Fair
> IAN!
Adrian Monroe
>what do they say
Ian Murray
>“Rule 4: You may smile twice per semester.”
Julian Payne
>that’s like historically inaccurate
Ian Murray
>Oh shush Jewls
Bernard Lang
>add “breathing privileges revoked at 10pm”
Barry Keller
>WAIT PUT ONE IN LITTLE QUEENIE’S OFFICE
Shaun Cunningham
>do NOT put one in his office
Trevor Griffin
>do it.
Colin Row
>do it but spell everything correctly. We are not barbarians.
Simon Harper
>if one more professor says “you’re seventh years, you should know this by now” i’m dropping out and starting a farm
Ian Murray
>you say that like you’d survive manual labor
Simon Harper
>I have strong opinions. That has to count for somthing.
Philip Fair
>why do seventh year exams feel personal
like they’re not testing knowledge they’re testing my will to live
Adrian Monroe
>because they are.
Julian Payne
>my thesis advisor told me my draft was “ambitious but confusing”
that’s how my ex described me
Bernard Lang
>LMAO
Barry Keller
>NOT THE PARALLEL 😭
Shaun Cunningham
>speaking of exes
>saw mine today
Trevor Griffin
>the brunette or the one who cried in the library
Shaun Cunningham
>library.
Colin Row
>oh no.
Shaun Cunningham
>he had the audacity to ask if we could “talk for closure”
Ian Murray
>if closure didn’t happen the first three times it’s not happening now
Adrian Monroe
>what did you say
Shaun Cunningham
>i said “i’m late for Advanced Spell Theory”
>i was not late. I'm not even enrolled in that class.
Philip Fair
>respectable.
Julian Payne
>my ex posted a “soft launch” with someone new
Simon Harper
>soft launch?
Julian Payne
>yeah just a hand.
>a suspicious masculine hand.
Barry Keller
>you zoomed in didn’t you
Julian Payne
>enhanced that shit like a crime scene investigator
Bernard Lang
>this is why i date men, less guessing.
>When a man wants to ruin my life he does it directly.
Ian Murray
>oh PLEASE.
Bernard Lang
>no no listen.
>women will devastate you and not even politely.
>men will at least send a “wyd” at 2am so you know the villain arc has begun.
Trevor Griffin
>that is the most unhinged justification i’ve ever heard
Colin Row
>“I date men for transparency in emotional destruction” is insane work.
Trevor Griffin
>does anyone else feel weirdly stuck
>like we’ve been here so long this dorm feels more permanent than real life
Simon Harper
>yeah.
Ian Murray
>we stayed when everyone else transferred.
Shaun Cunningham
>someone had to prove it wasn’t always terrible.
Bernard Lang
>we’re not stuck.. We just stuck though it
>we stayed
Trevor Griffin
>that was poetic. I hate it.
Bernard Lang
>write that in glitter pen on a rule poster.
Ian Murray
>“Rule 27: The seventh years have endured it all and will continue to do so.”
Philip Fair
>please do not create a rule 27.
Barry Keller
>too late.
Little queenie has come online
Little queenie
> who moved the queen of hearts statue
> i know it was one of you because half the sixth years are having a sleepover with some of the Pomefiore sixths years and the other half are with me and Trey baking macarons.
>and the other years aren't stupid enough nor capable of doing it.
Ian Murray
>define “moved”
Little queenie
>Ian Murray dont try me. I am not in hte mood.
>especially since what you did to the dorm
>And I know it was you.
Ian Murray
>right sorry queenie
>i’ll go move it back
Little queenie
>thank you thats all i ask
Ian Murray has gone offline
Julian Payne
>hey housewarden you sound tired.
Little queenie
>I am not tired dont worry, okay?
Shaun Cunningham
>you typed “hte” instead of “the” earlier.
Little queenie
>…
>Fine im a bit tired
> I have been reviewing budget revisions for the last three hours.
>sorry
Ian Murray has come online
Ian Murray
>who the fuck is on the roof.
Adrian Monroe
>which roof
Ian Murray
>THE DORM ROOF
Barry Keller
>ok but in my defense the stars are nice tonight
Bernard Lang
>exactly
>And we are 23 years old, so.
Little queenie
>and yet
>whatever, I'm going to ignore this.
>If one of you falls I am not explaining that to Crowley.
>don't stay up to late
Adrian Monroe
>GOODNIGHT SWEETDREAMS!!
Bernard Lang
> goodnight ma'am
Ian Murray
>gn queenie
Shaun Cunningham
>have a plesant night
Colin Row
> Goodnight!
Barry Keller
>rest well ma'am
Julian Payne
>sweet dreams riddle
Philip Fair
>see you in the morning dormhead!
Trevor Griffin
>goodnight housewarden
Simon Harper
>gn
Little queenie
> Goodnight everyone
Little queenie has gone offline