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GREEN ANSWER NEPHEW!!

Summary:

Girl whatever..

A Gachiakuta chatfic in which Zanka isnt green enough, Enjin is unc and Riyo is yuripilled

Notes:

We are fully aware there are no real phones in the Gachiakuta universe- and frankly we dont really give a shit... someone had to make a gachiakuta chatfic eventually but since no one did we took it as a sign!!

so to any chatfic lover that likes gachiakuta, this is for you. a slightly out of character crackfic

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Enjin created a groupchat

Enjin added 10+ people

Enjin named the groupchat "Cleaners"

 

Cleaners

3:46 PM

Enjin: hey chat!😍

Rudo:😨

Riyo: you know what.. hell yeah!!

Riyo: why tho

Enjin: I thought it would be time for us to communicate outside of our chokers😊

Enjin: especially since Rudo is officially a part of the cleaners👍

Rudo: is this why you gave me a phone

Enjin: exactly 🤗

Semiu: stop

Enjin: stop what🤔

Semiu: the emojis. its lowkey concerning

Zanka: such a great idea...

Enjin: i know right😍

Riyo: this is kinda pointless though- we see eachother all the time at the base

Enjin: we dont see eachother in bed😝

Enjin: and communication IS important😊

Semiu: WE HAVE THE CHOCKERS FOR COMMUNICATION

Zanka: WE DONT SEE EACHOTHER WHERE???

Rudo: typing takes waaaayyy longer than calling

Riyo: big mama is scared

Enjin: who is big mama🤨

Semiu: stop with the emojis now or i will put you on the most annoying mission you've ever been on.

Enjin: OKAY ILL STOP

Enjin: I THOUGHT IT WAS HIP AND COOL

Zanka: its so hip and cool whatever that means

Enjin: hes on my side atleast!

Rudo:🤓

Gris: what is this?

Riyo: communication is key!

Gris: what

Riyo: its for communication

August: GANG THIS IS SO PEAK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 CANT WAIT TO COMMUNICATE

Riyo: where is everyone right now anyway

Zanka: training with my lovely assist staff🥹

Rudo: im gonna push that lovely assist staff up your ass

Zanka: excuse me.

Rudo: 🤗

Zanka: HOW DARE YOU EVEN SAY SOMETHING SO RIDICULOUSLY DISGUSTING AND OUTRAGEOUS ABOUT MY VITAL ISTRUMENT DO YOU HAVE NO MANNERS AND NO RESPECT REGARDING YOUR PIERS

Rudo: someones mad

Follo: shiver me timbers😨

Riyo: erm...

Enjin: Rudo..! 🤯

Rudo: girl whatever

Enjin: talking like this wont get you up the sphere any quicker

Semiu: my goodness

Zanka: no regards for anyone in here

Zanka: thats crazy.

Zanka: better sleep with both eyes open

Rudo:🤓🤓

Riyo: ragebait finalboss

Follo: uhm.. anyways!! how is everyone!😊😊

August: I AM DOING GREAT!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Riyo: i'm doing sooo good ^^

Follo: thats great Riyo :)

August: uhm.. guys...

Enjin: we should teach Rudo how to turn that frown upside down!

Rudo: my what now

Zanka: you smile like your holding in your shit

Riyo: no Rudo!! HOLDING IT IN DOESNT DO ANYTHING!!

Rudo: im doing the best i can

Zanka: and sometimes your best isnt good enough

August: sometimes u gotta find the good in the ugly to find a gem but when there is no pretty inside u throw it out or whateva🔥🔥🔥

Enjin: thats fire🥹

Enjin: peak quote, who wrote that?

August: idk shakespear?

Riyo: heee is stable... you are deep

Semiu: what is that supposed to mean

Riyo: think about it girl

Riyo: just think🤔

Semiu: im thinking so hard but nothings coming up

Riyo: let the lyrics infiltrate your thoughts and let that sink in

Rudo: let that sink in 🚰

Riyo: exactly let it in

Zanka: yappa yappa im seeing words and reading bullshit🔥🔥🔥

Gris: do you guys have nothing to do

Riyo: thats so rude we are having fun :(

Gris: no i meant is there anything important for what we might need the groupchat?

Enjin: protection🤗

Semiu: this dont seem like protection to me

Follo: protected by the power of friendship

Semiu: dont pmo

Guita: have yall heared of 67

Riyo: huh

Notes:

on another note!!! ITS BEEN EXACTLY ONE YEAR AND ONE DAY SINCE WE POSTET OUR FIRST CHATFIC!!!
this was totally unplanned but i guess this is what life has come to🥹

to our other readers that have read our bllk chatfic, thank you sm!! and dw twins we wont abandon it, we will post again soon we just kinda lost the plot and need to get back on track!!

we are open for suggestions on both chatfics!!