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After dazai dealt the final blow to fyodor to make sure he stayed dead and didn’t come back , he slumped down and knew what was going to happen soon .
He knew the only way the port mafia would help out the agency was with this deal , and he already knew the details .
He knew he was going to be the one to be chosen, after all he is a flower of darkness.
Although the agency was interesting to him, there was always an itch that he couldn’t scratch while being in this line of work , an itch that could only be scratched in the darkness.
A itch that was finally scratched when he dealt with fyodor , but only reliving himself of the itch for a few seconds before it came trying to crawl its way out of his brain .
He knew he wouldn’t last in the light , he knew he would eventually come back to the mafia , by force or willingly.
But he did not try and argue with the fact , because there was no way to change the outcome , all he could do was wait for it to happen.
Chuuya sat next to dazai , while vampire guys stood around before disappearing into the building where sigma was .
A few minutes later they returned with a passed out sigma , and he was bandaged . huh . that’s nice of the vampires i guess.
Dazai thought, Those will help him enough to keep him alive until they get him to Yosano.
How was he going to explain how he got into the highest security prison to the others? Meh, he would come up with something .
He always does.
“Chuuya you should probably call us another helicopter because the only one we have here is under neath all the rubble and it definitely broken.” Dazai said with a smirk as he grinned devilishly at chuuya as he pulled out the burner phone he had got just before come there .
After a few hours, the helicopter finally arrived and the two climbed in while sigma was carried in by the vampire guys.
For a while it was quiet but the longer it was dazai just got more bored and finally decided on annoying chuuya .
“Chuuyaaaaa” dazai groaned while leaning onto chuuyas side .
“What do you want mackerel. and get off of me !” chuuya growled as he pushed dazai off him .
“Rude! anyways i’m bored ! you should jump out the helicopter and see how long it takes you to catch up ! or better than that , i’ll jump out the helicopter!” dazai said cheerfully .
All chuuya did was scoff and turn his head away , resting it on the side and fell asleep.
This just made dazai even more bored.
He tried to annoy the vampire guys but they just put the divider up between them .
Without anything to do , dazai thought about some cases they were working on when he got arrested but quickly got bored as they were all easy to figure out.
The phone was only a flip phone so there was nothing to do on it , and after a while he tired himself out , but before he went to sleep he positioned chuuya in a way that would make it hurt when he woke up .
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After a hour or two Chuuya woke up and cursed under his breath knowing this was dazais doing.
He rubbed he neck as he turned his head away, getting ready to yell at dazai but to be met with a sleeping dazai .
Dazai look peaceful in his sleep, it was much more satisfying to look at than his carefully crafted masks he always kept on, but when he was sleeping he didn’t have one on.
His eye bags were barely noticeable, and he gained a little bit of weight , chuuya thought the prison was good on dazai as he didn’t look so dull anymore .
He wondered if fyodor was stimulating his brain because he would have gone insane if not .
He knew dazai probably messed with the vampire guys as he noticed the barrier between the spaces being up .
After a while they pulled it down as said “ We will be arriving in Yokohama in 5 hours.” And then closed it again not wanting to be bothered by dazai once more.
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3 hours later , dazai finally woke up .
He groggily looked up and mumbled “how much longer?” as he stretched his arms and sat uo straight .
“I think around 2 hours .” Dazai nodded in acknowledgment to make sure chuuya knew he heard him .
Dazai thought about a million different things , his mind going a thousand miles faster than others , always being a few steps ahead of everyone , well , everyone except ranpo sometimes .
Before he knew it the helicopter was landing and sigma was put on a stretcher .
‘stretcher ? why is there a stretcher’ he thought as he climbed out , then he looked up and saw that the entire armed detective agency was there too with yosano pulling sigma on the stretcher .
he knew any second now he would be bombarded with questions .
“Dazai-san!!” he heard atsushi yell along with the other voices .
He tried his best to answer the questions and he could tell that they were all avoiding one question .
how was he supposed to answer that question though? then of course , kunikida was the one to ask what they were all thinking .” How did you manage to get yourself into meursault !?” Dazai deadpanned at the question , unsure of how to answer the questions but thankfully , chuuya started to drag him away before he could say something stupid .
As he was being dragged away he managed to think of something “Oh! i just faked a bunch of crimes to get me sent there !” he said awfully cheerful as he was dragged away by the executive , and the others just wondered why he was was letting it happen .
After what felt like forever they finally made their way into chuuyas office .
He knew they were going to stop at his office before making his way back to the agency , so he made sure to drop off his clothes so he wouldn’t have to go back to the agency with bloody and dirty prison clothes on .
He slumped onto chuuyas couch in the office as they walked in .
“Go get changed mackeral. And while you’re at it change your bandages and shower .
You stink.” Chuuya said as he wrinkled his nose .
”Ah if you insist chuuyaaa!” dazai said as he stood up cheerfully and grabbed his clothes and made his way to the bathroom .
When he came out he was wearing his regular agency outfit minus the jacket and his bolo tie .
Chuuya stared at the empty spot where the bolo tie used to reside at .
“No bolo tie?” He muttered before glancing at dazai before resting his eyes in where the bolo tie was missing from .
“Hm? Ohh that thing . yea i decided not to wear it anymore , it got tacky .” He cheerfully said as he waltzed around the office .
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Instead of going back to the agency , he went back to the dorms and launched himself onto his futon . The next day he knew there was going to be a meeting that he was required to attend so he would appreciate a good night rest .