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SATURDAY MEET UP CHAT:
10:37am Thursday 17th January
Nobody created 'SATURDAY MEET UP CHAT'
Nobody added Will the Wise
Nobody added Mike
Nobody: Hey @Mike! Me and @Will the Wise were wondering if you wanted to come round this weekend for dinner, and to watch this new series 'heartstopper'. Robin Buckley (remember her) reccomnded it to Will!
Mike is typing…
Mike: Uh… sure, why not. Itll be fun!
Nobody: Thats Great!! Is there anything specific you like food wise?
Will the Wise: I remember you liked steak, you still like steak right?
Mike: How the fuck did you remember that TwT
Will the Wise: Im just smart
Nobody: Great! Im sure me and Will can sort that out for you :)
Will the Wise: Of course we can <3
5:36am Friday 18th January
Mike: Forgot to ask yesterday what time should i come over?
Nobody: Dang Mike are you always up this early?
Mike: Yeah, Im a writer. My best works come from when i havent slept
Mike: I run purely off caffeine >:)
Will the Wise: I thought you hated coffee Mike?
Mike: I do but writing is more important than pleasing my tastebuds
Will the Wise: Whatever you say…
Will the Wise: Im going back to sleep
Mike: Ok, sleep well
Nobody: Hey! Dont try to steal my boyfrikend Wheeler!
Mike: I wasnt but ok…
Nobody: to amswer ypur question tho, anytime after 10am is good.
3:22pm Friday 18th January
Mike: Wait- Whats heartstopper about?
Nobody: Google exists for a reason you know…
Will the Wise: Carlton be nice or you will be sleeping on the couch tonight
Nobody: You wouldnt dare…
Will the Wise: Oh yes i would!
Mike: Can someone tell me what heartstopper is about or not?
Will the Wise: Ask Robin.
Will the Wise added Rockin Robin
Rockin Robin: Oohh! A group chat! HI GAYS!!
Mike: *Guys!!
Rockin Robin: I said what i said Wheeler
Mike: But im not gay…
Rockin Robin: Ya sorta are…
Rockin Robin: Anyway! Why was i added to this? Oooo are we meeting up tomorrow?!!
Nobody: We invited Mike round to watch heartstopper. I mean you can come if you want, but youve already watched it so no spoilers!! You can bring Vickie!!
Mike: You were added because I wanted to know what heartstoper is about.
Rockin Robin: OMG YES! I AM SO GONNA JOIN YOU AND BRING VIK!!
Mike: …
Mike: Aired…
Rockin Robin: I was getting to you ok
Rockin Robin: Heartstopper is this show set in a highschool in England (you will have to get used to the british accents lmaoo) and its gay as hell, im sure you will love it queerler
Rockin Robin: *Wheeler
Will the Wise: We all know that wasnt an accidenr robin…
Rockin Robin: Dont blow my game Byers, your ruining my fun!
Rockin Robin: Im gonna add Vickie
Rockin Robin added Vickie
Vickie: Hey peeps! whats this about?
Rockin Robin: Were gonna go round Byers house tommorow and watch heartstopper
Rockin Robin: Its gonna be AMAZINGGGGG
Vickie: But weve already watched it…
Vickie: And also are you sure Mike Wheeler will enjoy heartstopper
Vickie: wont it make him a little triggered because of the whole repressed gay thing…?
Mike: HEY is thag a spoiler?!
Nobody: No, weve all read the books
Mike: oh mb
Nobody: Yeah your bad
Will the Wise: Carlton. be. nice…
Nobody: Sorry babe
Rockin Robin: Ewww gayyyyyy
Vickie: …
Vickie: Babe we talked about this
Vickie: You cant pretend to be homophobic, it can offend people…
Rockin Robin: Sorryyyyy <3
Vickie: Forgiven <3
Mike: Chat is this rizz…
Rockin Robin: FUCK OFF QUEELER
Nobody: Respectfully
Nobody: because i don want to sleep on the couch
Nobody: STFU
Mike: Im gonna go to sleep…
Mike: yall hate me :(
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DIRECT MESSAGE BETWEEN WILL THE WISE AND MIKE
11:28PM Friday 18th January
Will the Wise: They dont hate you Mike
Will the Wise: They just need to warm up to you :)
Mike is typing…
Mike: You sure about that?
Mike: They keep calling me gayyy
Will the Wise: is there something wrong with being gay, Mike?
Mike: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!
Mike: Its just im not gay, so i dont get why im being called gay :(
Will the Wise: You know none of us would judge you if you were gay, right?
Mike: IM NOT FUCKING GAY
Mike: sorry…
Will the Wise: Nope, its ok, i deserve it. I shouldnt have provoked you
Mike: Im actually gonna go to sleep now
Mike: Gn Byers
Will the Wise: Gn Mike <3
Will the Wise took a screenshot of chat
ALL THE GAYS (except for Mike)
11:40pm Friday 18th January
Will the Wise: *sends screenshot*
Will the Wise: Can you guys stop calling Mike gay, we dont want to push him into coming out when hes not ready
Rockin Robin: SO YOU THINK HES GAY TOO!!!
Vickie: calm down babe
Vickie: Dont worry @Will the Wise I wont call him gay :)
Nobody: I might still call him gay by ACCIDENT
Rockin Robin: But id be lying if i called him straight!!
Rockin Robin: Mama didnt raise a liar
Will the Wise: …
SATURDAY MEET UP CHAT
6:30AM Saturday 19th January
Mike: Good morning people!
Rockin Robin: Fuck off its too early
Will the Wise: Im gonna agree with Robi on this one…
Mike: You hate me
Will the Wise: Not what i said but ok…
Nobody: Wheeler what did i say about tryna steal my boyfriend…
Mike: …
11:22AM Saturday 19th January
Mike: Im at the front door, let me it.
Mike: Its raining…
11:37AM Saturday 19th January
Mike: Im getting soaked out here…
Mike: Its fucing freezing let me in…
Nobody is typing…
Nobody: Sorry we were busy
Nobody: Come in
Mike: Took you long enough…
Nobody: I will put you back out in the rain if you keep being annoying
Mike: Oh SORRY?!
Rockin Robin: WERE HEREEEEE
Will the Wise: No need to shout, we can hear you from a mile away normaly…
Rockin Robin: Shut up!
Rockin Robin: I can be as loud as i want!
Vickie: Sorry guys, shes a little tipsy.
Vickie: She insisted on having a few drinks before she got here because she doesnt want to talk to a certain someone here…
Will the Wise: Ooookayyyyyyy…
Will the Wise: Come in tho, its raining.
Will the Wise: Carlton get the TV ready!
Nobody: okay, Ill do it in a second.
Nobody: Wheeler get the snacks out
Mike: I dont fucking live here
Mike: How am I supposed to know where you keep snacks?!
Nobody: JUST DO IT QUEERLER
Mike: Fuck you man
Mike: Im gonna start watching heartstopper without you
They all finish heartstopper, Robin is passed out because, well she drank too much. Vickie is making sure that Robin will be ok when she wakes up. Carlton and Will are makin out on the couch. Mike is way too aware of what theyre doing inchesfrom him, he has a look of pure horror on his face…
Mike: I think im gonna throw up
Mike: That was so fucking terrible
Mike: @Will the Wise Stop being a fag for a second, do you have any bleach?
Will the Wise: In the bathroom cubboard…
Mike: Mkay…
Mike: Stop being gay please…
Mike goes into the bathroom and grabs the bottle of bleach, unscrews the cap and chugs it all. It burns down his throat. No, litterally it burns down his throat. He groans in pain and collapses on the floor. 'Ooowwwwwwwwww…' he whines like the fag he is. He dies a slow ad painful death, being burned from the inside out…
Rockin Robin: Oh fuck!
Rockin Robin: brb i need to throw up…
Robin vomits on Mikes body and then leaves
The end I guess?