Archive of Our Own

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The problem with writer’s block wasn’t that you had nothing to say. It was that you had seventeen different ways to say it, and all of them felt wrong.

You’d been staring at the same paragraph long enough that the words had started to look misspelled. Three weeks. Three weeks on one interaction.

Snape notices a student struggling in Potions. What does he do?

Simple question. Impossible answer.

You’d written him ignoring it entirely. Too cold.

You’d written him pulling the student aside with gentle encouragement. Too soft.

You’d written him making a cutting remark that turned out to be helpful. Too... fanon? It felt like something readers wanted him to do, not something he would do.

The cursor blinked. Blinked. Blinked.

You closed your laptop with more force than necessary and reached for your phone instead.

Reddit. The writer’s last resort.

r/FanFiction was its usual mix of enthusiasm and despair at 2 AM. You scrolled past posts about kudos counts, tag drama, and someone’s very passionate defense of the em dash.

Finally something relevant:

You tapped.

The replies were mixed—some swearing by it, others dismissing it as cringe. But you were desperate enough to consider cringe.

You switched apps, typed “character AI” into the search bar, and downloaded the first result that looked legitimate. The interface was sleek, almost too polished. Hundreds of characters available. You scrolled past anime protagonists, video game heroes, and several suspiciously attractive vampires before finding what you needed.

The description was generic, almost lazily so, but the character had thousands of chats. Apparently you weren’t the first one to try this.

You opened it.

The chat screen loaded—empty, waiting. A text box at the bottom practically dared you to type something.

You hesitated. This was ridiculous. You were about to have a conversation with a chatbot pretending to be a fictional character to help you write fanfiction about that fictional character. The recursion was almost philosophical.

But you were stuck, and it was 2 AM, and nobody had to know.

You typed:

Hit send.

The message appeared in a purple bubble on the right side of the screen. You waited.

And waited.

The three dots never appeared.

You stared at the screen. The bot wasn’t responding.

“Of course,” you muttered, closing the app. “Of course it’s broken.”

Three days passed.

The scene remained unwritten.

You tried everything—reading other fanfics, rewatching scenes from the movies, even skipping ahead to write a different chapter.

Would Snape notice a struggling student? Would he care? What would he actually do?

On Thursday night, you reopened the AI app.

Maybe the developers had fixed whatever bug prevented it from working. Maybe you’d just caught it at a bad time.

The chat with “Severus Snape” was still there, your single message sitting unanswered.

You typed again:

Send.

You watched the screen.

Nothing.

“Right,” you said to your empty bedroom. “Definitely broken.”

You tossed your phone onto the bed and went to brush your teeth. When you came back, the screen held only your two messages, unanswered and pathetic.

You plugged in your phone and went to sleep.

Sunday night, you were ready to admit defeat.

Not about the bot—that was clearly a lost cause. But about the scene itself.

It wasn’t going to write itself, and the AI wasn’t going to help either. You’d have to just... pick an option. Any option. Write it badly and move on, fix it later in edits.

You sat down with your laptop, determined to power through and write something, even if it was wrong.

But before opening the document, you picked up your phone and scrolled aimlessly. And then—because apparently you couldn’t help yourself—you opened the AI app one last time.

Just to delete it. That’s what you told yourself. Delete the app, delete the evidence of this embarrassing attempt, and then write the damn scene.

You opened the chat.

Your previous two messages looked even more pathetic now, the older one nearly a week old and still ignored.

Fine. A final attempt at salvaging something from this idiotic experiment.

You typed:

You hit send before you could second-guess the length of the message or how desperate you sounded asking a broken chatbot for writing advice.

You waited exactly thirty seconds—counting in your head—before closing the app.

“That’s it,” you said aloud. “I’m deleting this thing tomorrow.”

You meant it this time.

You really did.

Monday morning arrived with the usual violence of an alarm clock.

You shuffled through your routine on autopilot—coffee that burned your tongue because you were too impatient to let it cool, a shower that ran longer than necessary because stepping out meant facing the day, the mounting panic of checking your work calendar and remembering everything you’d put off over the weekend.

The AI app sat untouched on your phone.

You’d said you’d delete it, and you would. Just... later. After coffee. After work. After you stopped feeling quite so foolish about sending three messages to a broken chatbot about a fictional character’s teaching methodology.

During lunch, you opened your laptop and frowned at the unfinished scene again. So much for writing it badly and moving on—the only thing you'd written last night was a message to a bot that would never read it.

Still stuck. Still impossible. 

What would Snape do?

You had no idea.

The afternoon went to busywork—anything to avoid opening that document again. But the cursor kept blinking in your mind. 

By the time you got home Monday evening, you’d almost forgotten about the app entirely. Almost. It lingered in the back of your mind like a notification you couldn’t dismiss—three messages sitting there, unanswered.

After dinner—leftover pasta reheated to an inconsistent temperature, part of it still cold—you collapsed onto your couch with your phone, intending to mindlessly scroll until your brain stopped buzzing with the day’s stress.

Instagram. Twitter. Reddit. The usual circuit of distraction.

And then your eyes caught on the AI app icon.

Just to delete it. This time for good.

You went to press and hold the icon.

Your thumb stopped an inch from the screen.

There was a red badge on the corner of the icon. A small white 2.

You stared at it.

That couldn’t be right. Notifications for a broken chatbot that hadn’t worked in a week? Some system message, probably. An update. A prompt to rate the app, maybe. Something.

You tapped it anyway.

The chat loaded.

Your three messages were still there, still unanswered, still—

Wait.

You sat up straighter.

Below your last message, there were two new dark bubbles. Text you hadn’t written. You read the first line twice before the words made sense.

The bot had responded. The bot had actually responded.

You stared at the screen, half-convinced you’d imagined it. But no—there they were, timestamped from earlier this afternoon.

You read them once, quickly, barely processing the words.

Then again, slower.

Then a third time.

Then you took a screenshot, because some irrational part of you was certain it might disappear if you closed the app.

“Holy shit,” you whispered, phone held in both hands now.

This wasn’t just a response. This was a good response. This was—

He would notice. He would help, in his own acidic way. And he wouldn’t want credit for it.

You’d been writing him too simple. Too one-note. This... this was the nuance you’d been missing.

The scene unfolded in your mind. The struggling student’s trembling hands. Snape’s cold observation. The partnership adjustment that seemed like punishment but was strategy. The student’s confusion, then gradual improvement. The way Snape would never acknowledge what he’d done.

It was perfect.

“Okay,” you said aloud. “Okay, the bot works. The bot definitely works.”

You could write this now. Tonight. All of it.

But first—

You looked back at the response on your phone. This AI had given you exactly what you needed after a week of silence. You should acknowledge that, right? Keep the conversation going? Maybe that’s how these things worked—you had to engage or they’d go silent again.

Or maybe you were overthinking this. It was just a chatbot. An algorithm. It didn’t need thanks.

But you wanted to give it anyway.

You typed:

You hit send.

You waited, watching for the three dots.

Nothing.

Well, that was fine. You'd gotten what you needed. The bot had worked, finally, and given you useful insight into the character.

But you kept staring at the chat instead, rereading Snape’s response, marveling at how right it read. Something about it nagged at you—not wrong, exactly, but... different. The phrasing was too precise, too specific. Most AI responses felt like they were assembled from patterns, from averages. This felt like it came from somewhere.

You shook your head. The developers had just done their homework—actually read the books, understood the character, trained the model properly. That’s all it was.

That had to be all it was.

You closed the app and looked at your laptop, still sitting on the coffee table where you’d left it. Your fingers itched to start typing, to finally write the scene that had been tormenting you for weeks.

But something made you pause. You opened the app one more time, just to make sure the message was still there. That it was real.

It was.

You closed the app, opened your laptop, and started to write.