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This was the day, the day Shinsou Hitoshi would finally become a part of the esteemed 1-A, he is apparently taking the seat for a class member who went missing sometime around the end of last month.
He had already been given a tour through the dorms the previous day by a slightly too excited Midoriya, smiling at him like sunshine incarnate while explaining the dorm rules….
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There were some weird here apparently...
Like what does “Do not let the spice demon from hell into the kitchen unsupervised under any circumstance”, even mean??
(according to Midoriya it means to NOT let Bakugo cook food for the rest of the class alone)
Another rule (it looked more like a warning really) just said to “Never touch the Devils All Might Merch if you still have a will to live”
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… The fact that this one was messy writing at the bottom of a sheet of paper stuck to the wall with tape wasn’t helping how omnious and really, slightly creepy that one was.
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The fact that the headline of said paper said “Rules in Purgatory” wasn’t helping either.
Not to even mention the “All inanimate objects must be tested for sentience before bringing into the dorms” rule, which surprisingly looked like a legit actual official rule in these dorms and not just something his new classmates wrote on a sheet of paper…
Which is, if you think about it for longer than juT five seconds actually just even more worrying.
They also had some…concerning… Rituals.
The one that stuck with him most being the last day of the month “ritual”, even though it isn’t really a ritual yet since this month is gonna be the first time they are going to do that
According to Midoriya (or “the Devil” as he is for some incomprehensible reason being called) at the last day of each month the class splits up into teams, supposedly randomly chosen (literally no one is gonna by that why does he even try) and buy way too many, specifically purple, grapes from the nearest store (which half the class is banned from….
He isn’t sure if he wants to know the reason behind that actually…).
The Goal of this *contest* is to present to the other groups their most efficient strategy to destroy said grapes in the categories fastest, most brutal and most aesthetically pleasing, with a day prep time.
They even planned on having a leaderboard for this, well as much as another omnious (currently completely empty) sheet of paper taped to the wall right below the other sheet counts as leaderboard.
They even had one of the teams already decided for some reason only one though… the team being Asui, Jiro, Hagakure, Ashido, Yaoyorozu, Uraraka and Hatsume even though she isn’t even in this class, but no one gives a shit and everyone knows they rigged the randomizer(sure) so they would end up with this team.
Besides Rules and Rituals there is also something called an.. “Insomnia club (+ exclusive group chat for club members only)”, which doesn’t actually sound that bad, he might just look into that one.
Another *something* they have is something just called “The Wall” no explanation whatsoever to this one, just “The Wall” (from what he could tell it was a giant cork board somehow taped to a wall in the common room… why the fuck is so much stuff taped to the walls in the first place?!)
You know what, doesn’t matter, he’s in 1-A now, so what if the dorms have some weird rules and a lot of stuff taped to walls, it can’t be that bad in class, they’ll have a pro hero to supervise.
Or so he thought, his train of thoughts came to an abrupt stop by Midoriya opening the door to let him into the class.
“Welcome to Hell, your desk is over there”, he said gesturing to somewhere within the absolute chaos that was playing out in front of his eyes.
Everyone is talking to each other,
there is a random (burning?) baguette taped to the celling (at least it’s not the walls??),
most of the floor surrounding Aoyama is covered in various colors of glitter (everyone sitting around him is too),
Hatsume, who he is very sure isn’t even in the Hero Course just came out of the vents above class and is now loudly talking about making babies (because obviously she is..).
Somewhere in the back of the class a few of his new classmates are using what he is very sure is a puppet shaped like their missing (and possibly dead) classmate as a punching bag…
He really hoped it was a puppet but the fact that he would only be mildly surprised otherwise should say enough about this situation.
The worst part though was that Aizawa-sensei was in a sleeping bag, on the floor, completely ignoring the situation, he wasn’t even asleep he is just ignoring this like this is normal here… based on what he has seen so far, it probably is.
Hitoshi was slightly tempted to agree with Midoriya... this class might just actually be hell, it was also 1-A though, a Hero Class so he’d just have to put up with their chaos.
They seemed nice at least.
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Outtakes -
Hitoshi: And what’s this?
Izuku(in a deep voice): The Wall.
Hitoshi: The… what??
Izuku: The Wall.
Izuku, gesturing to an exhibit of wild animals: Welcome to 1-A