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S/N: J-00X111001 Status: Offline
System Reboot? [Y/N]
Y.
ERROR:// Major Interior Damage Detected. Liquid Detected.
System Reboot Unsuccessful.
Try again later.
System Reboot in Progress…
System Reboot unsuccessful. Major Interior Damage detected. Liquid Detected. For further help contact JCJension or see a certified technician.
Initiating Backup Power Reserves.
Running Diagnostic…
Warning: Water Damage Found. Core Systems Significantly Damaged.
Optical Sensors: Out of order.
Regeneration: Out of order.
Core: Waterlogged.
Wings: Out of order.
Internal Fans: Online.
Audio: Waterlogged.
Control Center: Out of order.
Cognitive Skills: 50%.
Power: 10%
Oil Reserves: 20%
Warning: Charging while wet may result in major damage. Disconnect charging cable to prevent damage to Drone. Allow port to dry. This may take several hours.
Override.
Override unsuccessful. Ignoring warnings will result in indefinite system failures. For further help contact JCJension or see a certified technician.
Accept Admin request: User Id: darkXwolf17 [Y/N]
Permission cancelled.
Override.
Admin set: User Id: darkXwolf17
[Get hacked stupid]
Welcome:// darkXwolf17
System Reboot.
Hard Reboot in progress…
Processing data: Sys://’../Angst_detected.//
Firewall.exe_activated_
Restoring.connection//Trait: Karen_bot; Leadership_Confidence_Collaboration//
Collaboration_Offline
Teamwork skills may be affected.
-System analysis complete.
Warning: Charging while wet may result in major damage. Disconnect charging cable to prevent damage to S/N: J-00X111001. Allow port to dry. This may take several hours.
Override.
Powering up….
Fatal Error:// Power up failed.
Warning: Water Damage Found. Core Systems Significantly Damaged.
Core Temperature Rising.
For further help contact JCJension or see a certified technician.
Admin// darkXwolf17 kicked from server. For further help contact JCJension or see a certified technician or try again later.
Admin// darkXwolf17 kicked from server. For further help contact JCJension or see a certified technician or try again later.
Admin// darkXwolf17 kicked from server. For further help contact JCJension or see a certified technician or try again later.
ERROR//: Admin// User Id: darkXwolf17_Blocked. Too many attempts. For further help contact JCJension or see a certified technician.
****Punch Denied****
Unsafe work environment detected.
Emergency Power up…
!!Prior_Hazard!!
[You drowned. Idiot..]
Downloading.panic_attack.trauma_response
Override// Firewall://”Blocked Action’’ Force_Override_Loading…
Override Unsuccessful. Firewall://”Blocked Action-User Id: darkXwolf17 Blocked.
Override Unsuccessful. Firewall://”Blocked Action-User Id: darkXwolf17 Blocked.
Firewall://”Blocked Action-User Id: darkXwolf17_Blocked_indefinitely.
Safety protocol activated. Total System Lockdown.
If We Made A Mistake Change In Settings and Privacy.
For further help contact JCJension or see a certified technician.
Sticky Keys.
Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys? [Y/N]
N.
Download voided.
Not enough space.
Storage almost full. Drone is running slow. To ensure normal use, consider deleting unused files.
J shot up with a gasp, only to fall over from disorientation. Her optics glitched painfully, pulling a staticky groan from her lips as her head lolled forward. She squinted through her faulty vision. Graphics pixelated in a way that only showed the most basic of shapes. Her internal GPS was spinning wildly, making moving extremely nauseating. Optical crown completely failed. Her audio sensors could just barely pick up hushed voices. On high alert from being put in such a vulnerable predicament, J’s tail lashed out to where she thought the sound came from, effectively hitting something. Another drone by the clear ‘Ouch.’ she could vaguely hear.
“Whose there–?!” J winced at the attempt to switch out her hands for claws. Getting a plethora of errors and warnings blocking her already clouded sight. Incomprehensible from the flickering of the tabs. A hand dared to touch hers. She was about to tell them off in the name of JCJension when a familiar voice stopped her in her tracks. It pulled her in closer. J growled at the daring soul but tried with all her might to grasp the speech.
“Uzi. Uzi! Hello?? Uzi and N.” The voice spoke uncomfortably close against where her ear would be.
She couldn't bring herself to care about that now. Only existential dread. Out of every drone on this wretched planet. No. Please don't let it be true. She was damaged and the one– two– who found her were the drones she wanted to see the least. She couldn't exactly make out what was being said due to the dexterity of damage to her audio receptors. Unless she stayed completely still. Then again, why would she want to? The introduction was enough said. Anything else was ruled insignificant.
“Toaster.” J hissed. Instead of her earlier plan of pulling away she grabbed her by her jacket and pushed with all her strength. A loud thud followed. It wasn't much. Just enough to get her point across. “You didnt– ack!”
A shock to J’s neck almost knocked her back offline. Her balance was thrown off leading to her joining the purple haired drone on the ground. She moved to rub at the pain but was startled by a cord in her port. She pulled it out, earning an additional warning message. Only the bugged out triangle sign was legible. The rest, corrupt nonsense. It didn't take a genius to connect two and two. The idiots appear and suddenly she's connected to a foreign apparatus. One of them was responsible. Or both. Her bets were on the toaster being the ring master and moron bot being her little complacent helper.
J’s breath hitched as she stomped over to the shadow of Uzi. “What company name do you think you're doing?! Keep your unsupported edgy tin can viruses away from my files!” She yelled, punching out but missing by a landmile, tripping back onto the ground. Humiliatingly landing on her hands and knees. The purple vexation spoke however she couldn't hear but some annoying buzzing. This time around she chose against getting closer. J watched intently as Uzi slowly maneuvered around her to a bigger lump of shadowy blocks. A popup appeared on her screen. Strangely enough this one she could understand. The white background of the text made it easier to see. Just clear enough to read;
Sys:// Msngr
Accept Message From User Id: darkXwolf17 [Y/N]
She stubbornly chose ‘N’. Why would she waste her last moments conversing with the glorified sentient mass? On que something heavy knocked her in the back of the head, sending her face first onto the ground. She held her visor in pain, feeling the newly found crack. Then the tab popped up again.
Sys:// Msngr
Accept Message From User Id: darkXwolf17 [Y/N]
Hesitantly she accepted. Only to not be hit again. She wanted a quick death, not to be toyed with by dumb and dumber.
Message(s) From User Id: darkXwolf17
N found u in the lake while we were looking for spare parts.
Ur systems are fried and ur voice is kinda cooked.
He's the one u stabbed btw jerkface
And hes the one that hit u but he says srry
He wants to help u for some reason so take it or leave it
One last chance.
No more tricks.
S/N: J-00X111001
I would rather endure unpaid overtime and have my underqualified coworkers take the credit than accept freebies from the likes of you or synergistic nuisance bot. I want you to stay as far away from me as possible. Permanently.
The pigtailed drone tensed two new messages covered their conversation. She moved them out of the way. When she felt her fans switch off it was easy to guess what the tap warned. J was practically panting with the lack of cooling to her internals steadily rising. She could feel the snow around her melting. The signature disassembly X glitched momentarily onto her screen. Practically threatening her to go into hunting mode. Another missed tab? Food was right in front of her. Not any that she'd willingly eat. Fortunately for her sake J doubted that she'd even get a bite in without N swooping in to protect his lioness.
darkXwolf17
Ew ur drooling lolol
N said he’s willing to share his oil with u b4 u go ape shit.
Well he didnt say it like that but im saying it like that
Anyway
Stop being such a prick
Y r u making me beg to save ur sorry metal ass?!
Give me admin or perish!
Admin? Was she completely out of her wits?
J growled, ready to deny again when something was put in her mouth. Muscle memory led to her fangs puncturing the boxed item and fresh oil activated hunting mode. Against her will she lapped up every drop then spit out the box. Before she dared to enjoy the sensation of not starving anymore, a pain in her core made her shoot up with a nauseating gag. She held her chestplate as she lurched forward. The first thought that appeared was that she’d allowed dumb and dumber to poison her. If that was even possible. If it was she shouldve known about it. There wasn't much time to think as bold text appeared before her.
****Oil Denied****
Processing data: Sys://’../Unsupported_Liquid..Detected//
Purging…
J felt the hot oil come right back out of her system. Heaving at the burning in her throat. Tears pricked at the edges of her eyes. A hand rested on her back, not making her feel any better. If anything it made her hurl again. The substance covered her hands. Much to her displeasure.
darkXwolf17
That was nasty asl ngl.
You threw up all over urself haha
So much for professionalism
S/N: J-00X111001
Don't patronize me.
darkXwolf17
Let me back into ur head.
I’ll see whatever is wrong then fix it
4 N not u
Oversized airfrier..
S/N: J-00X111001
Not even if the owner of JCJension fell from the sky would I permit you such access.
I doubt it's within your jurisdiction to attend to such complex networks anywho.
Hunk of unrecyclable junk.
The disassembler took her attention off the conversation. Trying and failing to regain her composure. A couple minutes passed of J coughing and hyperventilating in a desperate attempt to cool down. More so she doesn't die in front of an unwanted crowd. A new ping graced her visor again. This time not from Uzi.
Sys:// Msngr
Accept Message From User Id: N-0X0010010 [Y/N]
Y.
N-0X0010010
Hey :(
I know this is all scary but pls let Uzi help u
U can go back to being an angsty lone wolf after!
U might not deserve a second chance but i think u should have one anyway :)
S/N: J-00X111001
I'm not scared.
I'm filled to the brim with rage.
I prayed the stars would align so that we never meet again.
Clearly my invocations were ignored.
For the love of company profits GO AWAY.
I’m sure your toaster is thrilled to spectate my demise but go watch someone else pass on.
N-0X0010010
Don't say that!
She isnt..
Don't tell but she looks worried
We used to be a squad..
Whether or not that still stands let us help!
S/N: J-00X111001
Don’t include me in your union.
I don't care.
Do what you want.
Either way I'm dead.
Goodbye, N.
After that J received a multitude of overlapping unreadable warnings until a final bloodred ‘Fatal Error’ covered the entirety of her visor. She powered off. Hoping that was the end of her suffering.