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On a bleak Robloxian moorland, MeQuot and ClawsGuy, two of King Devesto's generals, discover the three witches: Cookieware, Loveware and Audie.
Cookieware, the first witch, is the first one to approach MeQuot.
Cookieware: Hey, MeQuot.
Loveware, the second witch, speaks up.
Loveware: You're going to become a thane or something soon.
MeQuot then responds back.
MeQuot: Begone, wench! I am a virgin!
Loveware: Thine shall stayeth a virgin!
Cookieware then whispers to MeQuot.
Cookieware: We shall taketh our leave.
And the three witches disappear, leaving a very confused MeQuot.
After returning to wherever King Devesto was living, MeQuot receives a surprise promotion.
King Devesto: MeQuot, I name you Thane of Grandma's Backyard!
MeQuot is very thankful to hear the news. He was looking for a promotion anyway.
MeQuot: Thank you! With this title, I shall go find the HOLY GRAIL!
Unfortunately, King Devesto won't let him. Instead, he has something else planned for MeQuot, although he does hand MeQuot a grenade.
King Devesto: Let us make haste to your castle and divorce your current wife!
Oh yeah MeQuot's wife Seesaws is there too.
Seesaws: I agree, divorce is the only option.
MeQuot: Thank you for this grenade! Now, my lady, follow us so we can go through with the divorce proceedings.
King Devesto: Wherefore art thou, Evil Guy?
And everyone is very confused by this reference. There is a long silence, before Seesaws breaks it up.
Seesaws: Good king, would you care to divorce us?
King Devesto: Oh, right, wrong play. By the power vested in me and IQuot, you are now divorced as told by the prophecy!
MeQuot: And now that we are divorced, King Devesto, we are to marry IMMEDIATELY.
And thus, King Devesto and MeQuot got married to each other, literally seconds after he divorced Seesaws as told by the prophecy.
King Devesto: By the power vested in me and Saucefy10, kiss the king!
This lead to some very ominous making out ensuing that I will NOT be describing. And now, we have reached the end of Act I.