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John: Hello friends! Ive come to bring my whimsy to day shift, starting with gc names
John changed Robby’s name to big sad
John changed Santos’ name to 🔪Garcia
John changed Whitaker's name to ratatouille
John changed javadi’s name to Nepo baby
John changed Mckay’s name to FAFO
John changed Dana’s name to GOD🙏
John changed Ellis’ name to Nightshift Baddie
John changed Walsh’s name to Surgery Barbie
John changed his name to Dunks🧋
Big sad: John what the actual fuck is wrong with you
🔪Garcia: WHY TF IS THAT MY NAME
Nightshift baddie: cause you stabbed Garcia babes.
Dunks🧋: my b was that not clear? Did you want me to add the blood emoji? The foot?
🔪Garcia: it was a fucking rhetorical question. Why did you choose that???
Ratatouille: honestly you deserve it with the nicknames you’ve been giving out
Nepo baby: agreed but can I not be nepo baby?
Surgery Barbie: why? You are a nepo baby, own it girlie!
FAFO: God I love the night shift crew
Dunks🧋:
Big sad: John why in gods name did you make this awful chat
GOD🙏: also aren’t there a few people missing
Dunks🧋: I’m glad you asked my certified sad boi
Dunks🧋: We have started bets on the night shift and we thought day shift would like to join. Collins is not allowed to bet because she always wins and that is why she isn't in the chat
GOD🙏: im listening
Nightshift baddie: we have bets going on which couple will get together first
Dunks🧋: Your options are Mel and Langdon, Samira and Abbot, or santos and one of the many queer women here. (You can't bet on yourself santos) and you can bet on who you think is making the first move!
🔪Garcia: Im literally in the fucking chat
Dunks🧋: yeah and im trying to be a good wingman for my girls so get your shit together
GOD🙏: I got 20 on Mel and Langdon and an extra $10 saying Langdon makes the first move
Dunks🧋: THANK YOU QUEEN!
Ratatouille: isnt Frank married?
FAFO: trust and believe insider info says not for long
FAFO: that being said $20 on Mel and Langdon. Neither of them is making the first move, Becca is 100% going to force them together and I got an extra $10 on that
Nightshift baddie: insider info👀👀👀👀
GOD🙏: dammit how did I not think of Becca??? It’s def gonna be her
FAFO:😏😏😏😏
FAFO: and unfortunately I can’t reveal my sources
Nightshift baddie: sources? Is it not just Langdon telling you shit🤨
FAFO: can’t confirm🤷♀️
Big sad: I hate that im getting in on this
Big sad: it’s absolutely going to be Abbot and Mohan. $50 and Abbot is making the first move
Nepo baby: is this normal for you guys?
Nightshift baddie: for night shift absolutely 😌
Surgery Barbie: I got $50 on Mohabbot but $10 saying Samira makes the first move. Jack doesn’t have the balls to do it first
Ratatouille: He’s a war veteran though, that’s so brave 😦
Dunks🧋: A SHIP NAME😭
Dunks🧋:I LOVE YOU WALSH 💖
Surgery Barbie: love you too dunks 😌
Nightshift baddie: im putting money on my girl santos! $20 bucks says you ask out one of us lesbians!
🔪Garcia: I hate this so much
Big sad: pause I hear abbot talk about her constantly hes def making the first move
Surgery Barbie: ain’t no way. Ill add another $10 if you match it
Big Sad: Deal
Dunks🧋: Ok so we have Robby and Walsh on team Mohabbot, McKay and Dana on Kingdon and Ellis on lesbantos! Newbies, what are you betting on?
Nightshift baddie: SCREAMING AT LESBANTOS YOU FUCKING GENIUS 🤣
FAFO: im sorry santos but thats so fucking funny 😂😂
Ratatouille: Please don't be mad Trinity. I’ll put $20 on lesbantos
🔪Garcia: hey so youre homeless again huckleberry
Dunks🧋: WOAH WOAH WOAH! It’s unhoused you fucking heathen 🤬
Dunks🧋: and i have a spare room bro dw 😘
Chat between Shen and Whitaker
Whitaker: Can I bet an extra $10 on the person being Ellis? You can’t tell Trinity though!
Shen: HELL YEAH WITITIEAKAR
Shen: my b if I spelled that wrong
Whitaker: all good! It was close enough 🙂
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FAFO: if i didn’t have a kid i would join night shift in a heart beat
surgery Barbie: we would welcome you with open arms queen 😊💖
nepo baby: I dont think i want to bet
Dunks🧋: BOOOOOOO YOU SUCK🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
Nightshift baddie: 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
Surgery Barbie: 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
FAFO: 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
Ratatouille: tomatoes!!!!
Ratatouille: sorry I couldn’t find the emoji and I wanted to feel included
Nighshift baddie: you know what, A for effort my guy!
Nepo baby: fuck fine $30 on Mel and Langdon. Mel makes the first move
FAFO: girl what? Mel making the first move??
Nepo Baby: don’t doubt her. My girl has game
Dunks🧋: Love this! I will personally be betting $50 on mohabbot and i know my boy abbot is making the moves. You’re the final bet santos
🔪Garcia: I hate all of you
🔪Garcia: $20 on Samira making the moves on Abbot
Dunks🧋: Slay queen!
Dunks🧋: here’s the official list! Light meddling is allowed but no out right telling them what to do! You will be punished for cheating
Dunks🧋:
Nightshift baddie: THE FUCKING RED FLAG🤣 YOU DID HIM SO DIRTY
FAFO: the leg shen 😭😂
Surgery Barbie: this is amazing and I love you 😂
Chat between Trinity and Dennis
Trinity: did you fucking put money on her????
Dennis: not telling you who
Trinity: I stg huckleberry I’ll throw out your chobani flips if you dont tell me
Dennis: And ill dump out all your alanis
Trinity: YOU LITERALLY BET ON ME! I CAN HELP YOU WIN IF YOU TELL ME WHO YOU PUT MONEY ON!!!!
Dennis: we both know that if i told you, you would purposely NOT ask that person out just to prove a point and cause me to lose
Trinity: goddamit youre absolutely right. I would 100% do that
Trinity: I hate you
Dennis: Love you too Trin. Im making your fave Alfredo for dinner tonight
Trinity: Fuck huckleberry i cant hate you when you do shit like that
Dennis: 😌
Chat between Collins and Shen
Collins: I sense a bet going on Shen. I want in
Shen: you know i would never let that happen
Collins: Why? You afraid im gonna win?
Shen: literally yes, why would you even ask?
Shen: im trying to have fun and you ruin that with your rightness every time
Collins: I wanna be mad but I'm glad you know I’m always right
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Dunks🧋: let the games begin 😈