Chapter Text
Charlie is fifty percent anxious and fifty percent excited.
His recent dates have been disastrous and he is on the verge of swearing off men. Maybe joining a convent.
He’s already started googling non-celibate orders when Elle told him about this new guy.
“He’s like a golden retriever, Charlie. Jane never allowed you a pet!”
“I’m looking for a partner, Elle, not a pet. I’m hoping for sex to be involved.”
“I’m sure you can unleash his inner tiger. You’re in for a treat! Just trust me, babes.”
And this is how he ended up waiting for his blind date.