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+82 [CH.1]
1:04 pm
[5] Gyu Gyu: Day 30000 of asking J to use this goddamn channel
[8] I am a master craftsman: Day 99,990 of asking for more god-tier quality magic stones
[6] Honeybee: Day 10,000,000 of asking gyu gyu to shut the fuck up
[5] Gyu Gyu: Tf did I even do to you hornet?
[6] Honeybee: Exist.
[8] I am a master craftsman: She’s calling u a hoe
[5] Gyu Gyu: Dang.
[5] Gyu Gyu: Anyways wsp gang
[4] Jung-bin: I am sincerely asking for everyone to only use this channel for rift and dungeon purposes, thank you ^^
[4] Jung-bin: Also, Hong Ye-seong-nim ^^
[4] Jung-bin: Why are you online again?
[5] Gyu Gyu: ?
[8] I am a master craftsman: He’s telling us to shut up and have a life
[5] Gyu Gyu: I fucking know that???
[8] I am a master craftsman: I HAVE MY OWN FREE WILL JUNG BIN! RAAAAH
[5] Gyu Gyu: No need to translate it for us Sherlock
[34] Very Small Miracle: I’d shut up if I were you…
3:19 pm
[1] J: h
[8] I am a master craftsman: HE’S ALIVEEEE EVERYONE! CHEER! HEY HOOO!
[8] I am a master craftsman: GUYSSSSSS WAKE UP WAKE UP! J JUST REPLIEDDDD! I FEEL SO ALIVEEE
[1] J: S y
[5] Gyu Gyu: ????wow
[11] Shield Guy: omg
[11] Shield Guy: Am I seeing things?
[5] Gyu Gyu: my wish has come true…
[6] Honeybee: I gotta say, for someone who’s always active in dungeons, J is pretty lowkey when it comes to social media
[8] I am a master craftsman: My turn! My turn! Please make my wish come true, oh almighty number 1 J! Just one magic stone! ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE pretty pleaseeeeeeeeee
[5] Gyu Gyu: Day 500 of being a poor witness to Hong Ye-seong begging
[8] I am a master craftsman: Dude, shut up
[8] I am a master craftsman: I just know J has plenty
[8] I am a master craftsman: I need donation fr
[34] Very Small Miracle: crazy how one of the richest hunters in the world is asking for donation…
[34] Very Small Miracle: How about us low-lives?
[1] J: he
[50] Romantic Opener: What’s that, J? What he?
[11] Shield Guy: Are you in trouble? Do you need help? Where are you?
[1] J: lp
[8] I am a master craftsman: Oh! Oh! He's asking for help!
[2] Lee Sa-young: Open the door.
[5] Gyu Gyu: ???????????
[11] Shield Guy: ????????????????????
[8] I am a master craftsman: ??? :0
[6] Honeybee: ?????
[3] Matthew: ?
[50] Romantic Opener: ????
[34] Very Small Miracle: Uhm…?
[4] Jung Bin: …
[8] I am a master craftsman: So uhh… love quarrel huh?
[2] Lee Sa-young: We’ll have the entire channel 1 as audience if you don’t open the door.
[5] Gyu Gyu: damn, this is black mail
[5] Gyu Gyu: Is this what happens to newlyweds?
[5] Gyu Gyu: Jung Bin
[5] Gyu Gyu: How about us? 👉👈
[8] I am a master craftsman: That’s crazzyyyyyy
[8] I am a master craftsman: But now I’m curious
[8] I am a master craftsman: what’s happening between number 1 and 2?🤔
[11] Shield Guy: Gods I DON’T want to know
[6] Honeybee: Not gyu gyu being ignored by his crush LMAOOOOOOOO stay down loserrrrrr🖕🖕
[5] Gyu Gyu: stfu
[34] Very Small Miracle: Please don’t destroy anything Guild Leader…
[11] Shield Guy: ^
[50] Romantic Opener: ^
[2] Lee Sa-young: Open the door.
[2] Lee Sa-young: J, I know you’re ignoring me.
[2] Lee Sa-young: I will melt this door down.
[2] Lee Sa-young: And once I do, I won’t give you peace.
[6] Honeybee: Wow scary
[11] Shield Guy: Lee Sa-young, pls, I’m begging you.
[11] Shield Guy: Whatever J did, please forgive him
[11] Shield Guy: THIS IS THE FIFTH DOOR YOU DESTROYED
[5] Gyu Gyu: IM CACKLING HAHAHAHAHA
[2] Lee Sa-young: Stay out of this you big bear or I’ll kill you.
[11] Shield Guy: …
[5] Gyu Gyu: BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[11] Shield Guy: J, whatever it is, pls just apologize…
[8] I am a master craftsman: LMAAAAAAO THE SWITCH-UP IS KJLLINF MEEEE
[1] J: N
[2] Lee Sa-young: N? Is that all you have to say?
[6] Honeybee: Why tf r u two texting through the system’s channel? Aren’t u guys a door apart?
[11] Shield Guy: The room J must be in is sound-proofed, so there’s no way for them to properly communicate…
[1] J: [Voice-to-Text Conversion has been activated] LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BRAT
[6] Honeybee: Woah there
[8] I am a master craftsman: So much aggression in one text…
[3] Matthew: Are they really fighting?
[5] Gyu Gyu: I am so enjoying this shit
[2] Lee Sa-young: Oh? Calling me a brat now?
[2] Lee Sa-young: Have you ran out of excuses?
[50] Romantic Opener: Seo pls hold my hand, I’m scared :(
[5] Gyu Gyu: Jung Bin can you hold my hand too? :( 👉👈
[34] Very Small Miracle: This guy…
[1] J: [Voice-to-Text Conversion has been activated] It’s just one dungeon! Just one!
[1] J: [Voice-to-Text Conversion has been activated] You crazy bastard! Don’t melt the damn door!
[11] Shield Guy: Dungeon?
[11] Shield Guy: Ohhhhhh what’s bad about it? Sa-young, why don’t you just accompany J?
[2] Lee Sa-young: You think I haven’t thought of that?
[2] Lee Sa-young: The rift oddly doesn’t allow two S ranks at the same time. It’s certainly bad news.
[6] Honeybee: You’re strangely concerned…🤔
[5] Gyu Gyu: I mean Lee Sa-young is strange what’s so odd aout it?
[2] Lee Sa-young: J. Open it.
7:40 pm
[5] Gyu Gyu: hows the lovebirds doing? Everything suddenly went silent
[4] Jung Bin: That’s because J entered the rift ^^
[5] Gyu Gyu: Oh? So now you’re replying to me?
[5] Gyu Gyu: hru btw? Got any criminals to chain up?
[5] Gyu Gyu: Just so you know I’m a pretty thing to put chains on ;)
[5] Gyu Gyu: You can wrap it nicely around my neck ;)
[5] Gyu Gyu: Drag me around if u want~ I’m askin nicely ;)
[4] Jung Bin: I am fine, Ban Gyu-min-nim ^^
[4] Jung Bin: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have somewhere to be.
7:45 pm
[6] Honeybee: Your gay ass is so embarrassing.
[6] Honeybee: KYS gyu gyu 🖕