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All was calm in the 1-A dorms…y’all already know I’m lying shit was going down
Sero was sitting calming in his room starting at the ceiling as one does. When all of the sudden denki burst through the door.
“Yes?” Sero says shocked at the entry. “Help” is all denki says as he runs over to sero. Patting beside him on his bed sero invites him over “what did you do this time” he says. “WHY DO YOU ALWAYS EXPECT IT TO BE ME!!” Denki asked offended. “;-;” “ya know what fair- how did you say that with actual words- nvm that dont matter SO”
denki starts to explain that he had been in a study session with Midoriya, shinso, Todoroki, and himself working on the math lesson they were struggling with. “And as we’re turning the page I feel the need to sneeze” “…oh denki no” sero says already knowing where this was heading. “And so I did cause holding that in is NOT good for you…” there’s a pause as denki lets the information sit. “Denki. What. Did. You. Do.”
Sero says now worried for the boy infront of him. “Wellll I may have maybe sorta hittheposterthatmidoriyagotfromnighteyeafterhedied” he says all in one breath. There’s another long pause before “get out. You gotta go” sero says pointing at his door not wanting to be caught in between the mess denki has made. “NO BRO YOU GOTTA HELP ME IDK WHAT TO DO” “YOU RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND” they start arguing trying to figure out what to do. “SERO PLEASE DUDE” “ok ok ok uh” sero looks around his room trying to figure out where to hide his friend.
“Get in the closet” he says pointing to the closet behind them. “Oh shit yeah yeah ok ok” denki scrambles off the bed and into the closet. “Are you sure imma be safe in here” “honestly man I don’t know just hold on” sero walks around his room collecting items as he goes. He walks back to denki and shoves four things in his hands. A soda, hot fries, a plush, and one of his carts. “I don’t know how long your gonna be in there man so uh take this” he says handing him the items. “How the hell did you get a pen in here” denki asked confused as to how sero managed to get drugs on one of the highest guarded places in Japan.
“Don’t question me it’s hard work anyway say quiet I’m turning off the lights and closing the door” he says and does just that, denki nodding and crouching down being the cloths to better hide himself. Sero walks over to his bed ready to sit down again but hears a knock at the door.
Freezing in his place he stares at the door ‘maybe if I’m quiet he’ll think I’m not here’ “sero I know you’re in there is denki with you?” Midoriyas voice comes from outside the door before he knocks again. “UH HAHA NO MAN I HAVENT SEEN HIM” sero says to him from inside the room not moving from his spot. “Well can I come in I’m not having the best day” sero sighs “fuck..”
he mutters under his breath. “Shit..” denki says from inside the closet hitting the pen sero gave him trying to calm himself. Sero walks to the closet, opening it slightly “say silent” sero tells him before closing it once more and walking to the door
When he opens the door for Midoriya he’s stiff different from his usual laid back demeanor. “You good man you look tense” Midoriya says. “Yeah no I’m fine perfectly fine come on in” he says walking into the room and sitting on his bed. He invites deku over the same way he did denki “so what’s going on buddy?” He asks trying to sound like he didn’t already know.
“Ugh denki hit one of my Posters today” Midoriya says upset. “Oh noooo which oneeee” he gives sero a strange look before continuing “the one I got from nighteye. It’s not ruined or anything but still” he says sighing. Looking up he notices something. “Don’t you normally keep your closet open?” He asked.
Sero made a habit to keep the closet in his room open because after the usj he got easily paranoid and wanted to be able to see what was in his closet. So it being closed was kinda strange. “Uh yeah I guess I just wanted to uhm…get over my fears?” He says but it comes out like a question. “Anyway I would offer you my cart but…I seem to have misplaced it.” Sero says realizing his mistake to late. “You. Misplaced your pen. That’s not like you.” “Well yeah but my room is kind of messy so I don’t know” there’s a long pause “sero is denki in the closet?”
“Well I mean I wouldn’t say he’s in the closet I thought most people knew he was gay but I guess he doesn’t tell people unless they ask but i don’t know if that’s really considered being closeted-“ sero rambles trying to diverge the topic “hanta. Is Kaminari in YOUR closet” there again in a pause before finally getting fed up Midoriya makes his was to the closet trying to open the door but denki is holding it back.
“BRO PLEASE IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO” “DENKI OPEN THE DOOR, I WILL RIP IT OFF THE HINGES” they start yelling back and forth. “WAIT NO PLEASE DONT ILL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT AND AIZAWA WILL BE PISSED” sero pleads standing up. Finally Midoriya gets the door open just staring at denki who was in the middle of eating the hot fires. “You want some” denki tries to reason.
Seeing the glare Midoriya is giving him he makes a decision. To run. Midoriya runs after him out of the room. Sero goes to sit down before he hears “SERO GET YO ASS OUT HERE AND RECORD THIS SHIT” “MAN FUCK” walking out with his phone in hand he sees shinso across the hall looking from his door way “oh shit it’s already bad. I feel like I can’t record this for like legal reasons” sero says concerned.
“I mean he asked you to do it and if you don’t you could be next” shinso says “you are completely right but I’m getting my other phone.” Sero says Turing back to his room. “Wtf you have two phones” shinso asks. “You know why” sero says coming back out with his burner “ya know what fair.” Shinso says turning back to the fight. “What the hell is going on OH SHIT” says Mina coming out of her room next to seros “what the hell is going on” she says concerned. “Denki hit one of his posters” “Oop that’ll do it” says Mina watching all of them just starting not saying anything. “Op and there goes the ceiling” sero says as midoriya has just thrown denki.
Hearing the commotion out side jiro comes out and walks down to the other three. “Damn he’s getting his ass beat” sero looking around says “betting pool?”. “On what” says jiro. “Five on denki getting a worse punishment then mido” sero says. “Oh your evil. Five on denki and mido having the fix the ceiling themselves.” Says shinso. “Ten on aizawa doing nothing” Mina says smiling. “Oh there’s no way” says sero. “Are we actually betting on this” jiro asks. “I mean do you have a better idea?” Asks sero.
“We could call the cops” she suggests. “What the fuck are the cops gonna do” says shinso incredulously. “Yeah he’s right. We’re a hero school. The feds ain’t gonna do shit” sero says. “I’m sorry did you just call the cops the feds” “you know my background” sero says. “Fair.” Says jiro.
After some times aizawa seems to finally realize something bad is happening. He walks up sees the hole in the ceiling, the four at the end of the hallway, and the two fighting “…nope” he says Turing the other way. “HAHA YES I KNEW IT PAY UP BITCHES!” Says Mina holding her hand out. “Damnit” “ah hell” sero and shinso reply giving her the money.
All in all denki had a concussion and broken arm and Mina was ten dollars richer