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When Alastor and Lucifer’s relationship was revealed to the residents people took it many different ways.
Charlie had been happy that her father found someone that made him happy and even though she missed her mother she recognised Lilith was probably never coming back.
Vaggie had been suspicious but supportive to appease Charlie.
Husk had apparently known already. Curse that observant bartender.
Niffty had ran off to get Lucifer a roach crown that she had made just in case Alastor’s broke.
Then there was Angel dust. The man was working when everyone else was told so Alastor had made the decision to let Angel know when he came back that night.
Of course it was very late in the night when Angel came back so only Alastor and Husk were in the lobby.
“Hey smiles what you doin’ up?” Angel said grabbing the pre made drink Husk had put down.
“I am here to inform you about my romantic relationship with Lucifer” Alastor said sipping at his rye.
In response Angel spits his drink out into the carpet and begins to cough quite violently. Alastor just looked at him with a confused smile.
“Wow okay. This ain’t a joke right?” Angel said waving one of his hands back and forth in an accusing manner.
“No Angel this is not a joke” Alastor took another sip of his drink.
Angel huffed and took out fifty pounds from his chest fluff handing it over to Husk who smirked in victory. Alastor decided to ignore this no matter how much it annoyed him that they were betting on his love life.
“So who’s top?” Angel said as soon as his attention was back to Alastor.
“Top?” Angel just rolled his eyes before explaining.
“You know, who shoves there dick into who” Now it was Alastor’s turn to choke on his drink. Of course he didn’t spit it out and instead let off a loud high pitched radio screech. Both Angel and Husk covered there ears so as to not let the sound hurt them as much.
“Fuck Al did ya really have ta do that” Angel said talking his hands away from his ears.
“Nether Angel” Alastor was quite horrified that Angel had assumed they did that. The idea of it made him feel quite nauseous.
“Nether? So ya haven’t had sex yet?” Why was Angel confused at that?
“No and we never will” Alastor sipped the rest of his drink and put the empty cup down for Husk to clean.
“Hows that gonna last then. Sex is an important part of a relationship you can’t do without it plus this is the king of hell, inventor of temptation, of course he’s gonna want sex” Angel dipped at his drink as Alastor left without a comment. If only he knew what he just set off in Alastor’s head.
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Lucifer was so done with today. It was two days after they had told everyone about his relationship with Alastor. The first day after Lucifer didn’t see Alastor at all as he was asleep before Alastor got back and he always woke up after the man.
When Lucifer went down for breakfast it was on the table with a little note saying ‘I am going to visit Rosie. Enjoy breakfast.’ Trust Alastor to be all neat and grammatically correct on a little note that would go right in the bin but there was no Alastor.
The man didn’t even return when night came which was worrying but if Alastor needed some space from the residents now that they knew that was fine.
Of course next morning he would have to go a see the Sin’s and tell them about his relationship with Alastor as they were like brothers and sisters to him so they deserved to know.
Bee and Ozzie were the happiest for him. Bee was always amazing and even said she would plan a party for both him and Alastor. Lucifer said he would ask Alastor first just in case he wasn’t comfortable with the party idea.
Ozzie was able to relate to Lucifer and Alastor’s relationship as his now public relationship with Fizzarolli was very similar. At least status wise anyway.
Satan had congratulated him before taking a call. He was always a man of few words and whenever he did speak it was normal angry words so Lucifer was appreciative of what he got.
Leviathan in normal envious fashion was jealous that he could find love after Lilith when he still hadn’t found anyone to be romantically involved with.
Somehow Belphegor had been able to say awake long enough to say good for you before her head slapped on the table and she fell back to sleep.
Mammon had been his usual dick like self and decided to insult a man he hadn’t even seen yet causing a fight that lasted at least three hours to brake out. Lucifer won of course but the fat Christmas tree would never admit it.
So yeah after all that Lucifer was a bit tired.
What he really wanted was to cuddle up with Alastor or whatever really, he just wanted to be with Alastor. What he did not expect was a half naked Alastor on there bed although the view was not unwanted.
Alastor was in his night clothing just without the top which let Lucifer see his torso and arms that was covered in scars.
“Hey Alastor” Lucifer said once the view had finally regenerated in his mind. Lucifer had only seen Alastor without a top like twice and he was pretty sure both of them were accidents.
“Hello Lucifer” Alastor sounded serious but there was also something else in there and Lucifer wasn’t sure he quite liked it.
He walked over to the bed and sat down next to his partner.
“What’s up Al? You know you can tell me anything right” Was this about to be one of those big lore dropping kind of things. He knew Alastor had lots of issues all bottled up and Lucifer was happy to let the man tell him when he was ready. It wasn’t like Lucifer himself didn’t have a bucket load of issues as well.
“I want to- have sex with you” The way Alastor said it just didn’t feel right. It felt far too hesitant but the man was surprisingly odd with what he wanted. Sure if when Angel dust made sexual jokes to Alastor he would tell him to stop right away because he didn’t like it but when it came to his relationship with Lucifer he seemed to just put up with things that drove him insane.
Like when he wouldn’t admit to liking cuddling with Lucifer for ages even though it was very obvious he did.
“Your sure about this?” Lucifer asked wanted defiant confirmation before doing anything.
“Yes” Lucifer put a hand on Alastor’s cheek and kissed his lips.
“I want you to tell me if you want me to stop okay. This is new and I don’t want to push you” Lucifer waited till Alastor nodded before beginning.
Alastor lay back on the bed letting Lucifer clime on top of him. His kisses left Alastor’s mouth and slowly trailing down his neck and then onto his his torso. His kisses were gentle and slow and he registered every deep breath Alastor took and how long he held them for.
As he got lower down he noticed that Alastor’s breathing had increased and when he lifted his head he recognised the silent panic his partner was in.
“Alastor?” Lucifer lifted himself off of Alastor who moved into a sitting position as soon as he could. His hands were shaking but that and the look in his eyes were the only things giving away whatever he was feeling inside.
“What do you need Alastor” Alastor took his shaking hands and signed out for Lucifer to turn around which Lucifer did immediately. He decided to ignore the quite crying he could here until he felt a tap on his shoulder letting him turn round again.
It was obvious Alastor had cried heavily from the lines on his face and even now his breathing was a bit to quick for Lucifers liking.
“You feel like talking about it?” He really wanted to know what was wrong and if he could do anything about it.
“I- I am unable to” Lucifer waited as Alastor found the right words. He would wait for millennia if he had to. “I can’t fulfil are relationship properly. I can’t make myself have sex it’s- I’m not sure why. I apologise for leading you on”
“No, no Alastor you haven’t lead me on” Lucifer cups Alastor’s face with his hand and uses a finger to wipe away the tear stains “It’s okay to not want to have sex and it’s definitely not going to put me off of you. Your a cannibalistic murderer Al, if I can look past that your asexuality is definitely not going to be an issues”
“Asexuality- what’s that?” Lucifer’s eyes widen as everything seems to click into place.
“It means you don’t feel sexual attraction or very little sexual attraction and it’s completely normal” Lucifer puts Alastor’s hands into his and kisses his knuckles.
“Is that what Rosie meant?!”