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shinji was walking down the street in his evangelion to fight the poop angel
and then pattern blue waaahhhhhh yk crazy right
shinji looks up and sees a octahedron in a schoolgirl uniform apper??????
the octahedron speaks in the kawaiiii voice and says "be gone evil poop angel brother poopel"
and then poopel dies.
shinji is very confused
then ramiel shoots shinji acciedntly and makes shinji poop in the evangelion
misato is screaming at him because he just shit his pants
shinji is in awe at how beautiful ramiel is