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@PrincessBubblegum made a new chat.
@PrincessBubblegum added @xuchihax, @RamenLover09, @hotter_than_u, @whatadrag, @HungryHippo, @awoo, @HinataHyuugaXO, @cockroachbitch, @ETERNAL_YOUTH, @knives, and @NejiHyuuga
@PrincessBubblegum named the chat kool kids
Sasuke: wtf is this
Sakura: friend group chat (:
Sasuke: most of the people you just added are not in our friend group
Sakura: they are just like,, indirectly
Sakura: plus they’re cool
Sasuke: are they though
Sakura: k don’t be an asshole
Naruto: but that’s his main personality trait
Sasuke: check under your bed tonight you fucking loser.
Naruto: WHOAH HEY THAT IS ISO UBNCALLED OFR
Ino: I just had a stroke trying to read that message
Tenten: what is this I don’t know any of you
Hinata: You know me Tenten! (:
Kiba: asbi0oautly not
Ino: how do you text worse than Naruto
Kiba: rename this chat right now
Kiba: “kool kids” we’re not in fourth fucking grade
@awoo renamed the chat kool kiba
Sasuke: no.
Sakura: no
Ino: no
Shino: Kiba why is your username awoo
Ino: OMG OMG FURRY ALERT
Naruto: HAH AND YOU ALL SAID I WAS THOE FURRY
Naruto: BUT NO IT WAS KIBA THAT WHOLE TIME
Kiba: I MADE IT WHEN I WAS TEN OK LEAVE ME ALONE
Hinata: we’re just joking kiba we love you (:
Sakura: do we though?
@PrincessBubblegum renamed the chat Sakura and the Sidekicks
Ino: /:
@PrincessBubblegum renamed the chat Sakura, Ino and the Sidekicks
Sasuke: absolutely not what the fuck
Sakura: i do not give two FLYING shits what you think
Kiba: so angry for what smh
Naruto: oh but you care what ino thinks??? that’s pretty gay of you sakura that’s pretty homosexual
Sakura: WTF
Ino: i meannnn
Sakura: WTF
Ino: joking ahahahaa
@RamenLover09 renamed the chat Konoha 12
Sasuke: wtf does that even mean
Naruto: there atre 12 of us
Naruto: we go to konoha
Naruto: and it makes us sound like a superhoeroi team or something idk
Sasuke: that is so stupid
Naruto: I DON’T SEE YOU HAVING ANY BETTER IDEAS
Sasuke: …i’ll think of something
Shikamaru: no you won’t you’re just a dumb gay emo bitch who acts like he’s better than everyone but actually doesn’t know shit //:
Sasuke: what the actual fuck
Sasuke: ok chicken parm
Naruto: CHICKEN PARM IS INSANEEHGBSKFHOSHG
Ino: CHICKEN PARM I’M DEAD
Shikamaru: not funny didn’t laugh
Ino: SHUT UP CHICKEN PARM
Ino: LMFAOOO
Chouji: I’m always here for shika slander But
Chouji: Talking about chicken parm made me hungry /:
Ino: L + ratio + didn’t ask
Sakura: get his ass
Neji: What is this.
(12:01 AM)
Naruto: WHAT FTHE FUCKFSHF
Naruto: hSFHOSOHOALNFHOAHFN
Sasuke: i wasn’t joking when i said to look under your bed.