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Dance class
When Izuku Midoriya accepted his fate in the hands of a Evil Pink Woman he did not see this coming. Who the fuck would?!
Villain attack in the middle of the class? Sure
Natural disaster? It is a possibility
Hell even being revealed to be All Mights secret love child would have been better than this
~Earlier that week~
"Mina i'm not doing it!!" Izuku yells at the third time of the day.
Mina has tried repeatedly to get him to sign in on dance lessons saying it will help him with his new moves and kicks that he has been practicing.
"But why the fuck not?!" Mina whines. She has tried to bribe him, persuave* him, crying to him and now she is threatning him.
"NO! Give it back!" Izuku yells and jumps over the table sending all the near by chairs flying.
"Not until you agree to come with me!" Mina chirps running around the room.
"Mina i give you five minutes to tell me where is it or i swear to All Might I'm gonna break down your door and search up all your dirty little secrets and don't think for one second that i won't find any! I have entire notebook of each member of this class i can break you apart in seconds" Izuku growls.
He is not lying. He can already think of a couple thinks that could land the pink menace in trouble and he isn't even trying yet.
"Why was i notified that my class is misbehaving in the middle of a night?!" Aizawa yells and makes both of them freeze over.
Shit!
"I'm waiting for an explanation" Aizawa says his hair still flowing around him.
They might have gotten away with this on a regular day but this is Friday. And everyone knows not to bother their teacher on Friday between 6pm and 9pm because it's their teachers so called "time off" of their shenanigans. Or so he calls it.
"We were just having a disagreement mr Aizawa, no need to worry about it" Mina says as she kicks him on the shin.
Izuku grunts but otherwise doesn't show any reaction.
"Well now i'm definitely worried." Aizawa says looking around like there is some sort of ambush coming his way.
Which apparently there is.
So called 'bakusquad' without their leader rushes over almost tripping on each other in the process.
"We are just playing tag Mr. Aizawa" Kaminari tells throwing his hand on Izukus shoulder.
"Yeah! Mina was it. It was like extra practice on our reflexes and stuff" Kirishima continues and also throws his hand on his shoulder.
It's like they're threathining me without actually saying it. The've truly learnt from the master.. speaking of ..
"Hey dipshits! What the fuck do you think you're doing?! Aren't you suppost to study math and biology. I'm not gonna explain this shit twice because you didn't bother to at least look at it on your own. I have better thinks to do than to drag your sorry asses around. You have exacly 20 minutes to read over AND anwser at least three questions on those papers i put on the table!" Katsuki yells at his friends who scrables away towards the table.
Izuku and Aizawa stand there staring at the bakusquad who are all looking like they're gonna start crying while opening their books. There is a big sigh beside him and he turns to look at his teacher who looks to be in pain.
"Whatever this is, i don't get paid enough to deal with it" Aizawa mutters and walks out of the door.
Izuku turning to look at Mina.
"Don't look at me like that broccoli boy, you get it back after you have been at the first lesson. I already signed you in and texted you the time and the place" she says smirking at him.
Izuku narrows his eyes.
She is definitely up to something.
~~~
The day for the class came too soon but his worry on his silver age limited edition All Might minifigure was also growing.
If there is even a slight scrach on it i'm gonna tell Tsu that her the poison that she can make in her mouth is also great defence against Minas acid because it reverses it's effect making the girl fight quirkless.
It might not be a lot but hey sometimes you gotta be a little petty.
The gym is still empty but to be fair he is early. He wasn't sure how long it would take him to get here and because of his luck of always running into villains, it was good to be a little early.
He should have at least ask what type of dance class this is considering he is only dressed in sweatpants and old t- shirt that says cloves on it. He is still wearing his red sneakers that has honestly seen better days but what can he say, they're comfy and it wouldn't be safe to just be with socks on a slippery floor. Well there is nothing to be done about it now and it's not like he has any other shoes beside the ones he uses with his hero suit.
Aizawa would kill me if i would break a bone on a dance class... But i would actually prefer it on being humiliated on class and if Kacchan would find out he would never let him live it down. Thank god he doesn't know that i was going on this class because...
His thoughts are interrupted by a loud bang that comes from the door hitting the wall. There is a loud yell before he can turn around.
"What the fuck are you doing in here?!"
Oh no...
The red eyes are staring him with burning rage.
Why is Kacchan in here?
~~~~
"You didn't answer my question Deku!" Katsuki growls at him. He is closing in fast but honestly, death would be mercy right now.
"Umm... Well.. i didn't want to come! Mina is blackmailing me and she said that i only needed to come one class and i thought that it couldn't be that bad and maybe it would help with all the new moves that i've been trying out lately.." Izuku chatters which quickly turns to muttering.
"Take a breath Nerd. I didn't ask your whole life story" Katsuki says grinning his teeth.
Izuku does what he is told. Before he can say anything Katsuki continues: "so what does she have on you?"
"My All Might minifigure" Izuku says looking at the floor.
"Golden age?" Katsuki ask.
"Silver" Izuku answers.
Katsuki lets out a snort. Izukus head whips up to look at his childhood friend.
"I'm suprised that you haven't murdered her already" Katsuki says trying his best not to look amused.
"She will be if i don't get it back tonight" Izuku whispers but clearly not silent enough because Katsuki burst out laughing.
It's so nice to hear him laugh like that. It reminds me of the time that we were kids, before quirks and all the shit that went down in middle school.
"So why are you here?" Izuku dares to ask and suddenly Katsuki stops laughing.
"Fucking Shitty Hair told me this would be great for my battle skills, but obviously he doesn't know what the hell he is talking about since you're here and it's not like i didn't go to martial arts class when i was a kid"
"What do you mean martial arts? This is a dance class? Or at least thats what Mina told me.." Izuku says. Were one of them in a wrong place?
Katsukis face turns white.
"THIS IS A FUCKING WHAT?!" He screams and now he's starting to look a little green.
"I gotta get the hell out of here.."Katsuki mumbles and looks for an exit. Before he can leave the doors open and someone lets out impressive amount of curse words.
"What the fuck are you two problem children doing in here?" Aizawa says staring at the wall like if not looking at them would erase their existence.
~~~
Soon there is the sound of people approaching the room.
"Hey hey hey who is ready to get this party starting!" Present Mic yells as he walks through the door.
"Oh! We have little listeners joining us today, that is great some new blood in the class!" the blond smiles and walks over to their teacher like this is the best day of his life.
Trailing him are Cementos, Midnight, Power Loader, 13, Vlad the King and suprisingly Recovery Girl and Nedzu.
Midnight is looking like he could burst out laughing at any moment while Vlad looks like he wants to be literally anywhere else.
Well i can relate to that
There is few people after them that he recognizes to be either underground heroes or not so known heroes.
So maybe this is some sort of a hero class since there are only heroes around?
His thoughts are interrupted, again, but this time it's white cloth that wraps itself around him and what he now realizes is Kacchan quietly trying to sneak out.
They are pulled in front of their teacher who is looking at them like he is weighing his options to let them sneak out or bury them six feet under before anyone can find them.
"Listen here. I don't know how you found out about this class but if i found out that you told anyone and i mean ANYONE about this i'm gonna make you run hell course so many times you puke your guts out until there is nothing left. Do you understand?" Aizawa says in a low voice that is obviously trying to hide what ever they are talking about from the other teachers while threathening their life.
They both visibly swallow and nod. Aizawa nods and goes to stand in front of anyone.
"So let's begin. As almost all of you know this is Dancing with heroes couples dance class and i'm your teacher Eraserhead. Now if you all could grab your partners and we could begin with few of the steps from last week. New comers can watch the first two minutes to get a look at what we're working on before i expect you to join us. Now let's start.."
Everything comes like backround noises after that.
Couples dance class???! Who is he suppost to dance with? Why in the hell would Mina sign him up in this class when he doesn't even have partner?!
"I'm gonna kill Shitty Hair!" Katsuki hisses to himself looking furious.
"Now all of you take place and let's get started." Aizawa says and looks at them clearly promising murder if they try to run.
"You two can dance with each other. One of you take hold on the others shoulder and other in their partners waist. Like this"
It's like Aizawa manifests himself beside them and grabs Katsukis hand to put on Izukus waist and the other hand he grabs Izukus hand to put on Katsukis shoulder.
Izuku doesn't even dare to breath let alone look at Kacchan in the eyes.
This is it. This is how i'm gonna die
For a moment nobody in the room makes a sound. Until Present Mic presses play on the speaker making everyone jump a little from sudden sound.
Aizawa walks to Mic and starts to show around the moves.
"Your hand is all sweaty and gross" Katsuki says sounding really annoyed. Izuku doesn't know where he found the courage to snort.
"Says you whose quirk literally makes him sweat all the time"
"At least i'm not smelling gross and tripping at my own feet" Katsuki mocks him.
"Hey! I've not tripped yet and actually you smell really good like burnt caramel and smoke" Izuku counters and it takes him a minute to realize why Katsuki is looking at him like he grew two heads.
"Oh my god i didn't.." Izuku starts to make up an excuse but Katsuki interrupts him
"What ever Nerd. Pay attention because i will kick you if you step on my foot" he says and looks away.
Is Kacchan blushing??!
Before he can start to panic the class starts and he has to actually pay attention.
~~~
They walk together in silence. The class wasn't actually as bad as they thought. Izuku only stepped Katsukis toes two times and one time he almost tripped them both but Katsuki catched him just before he could hit the ground. There was a little moment where they were standing looking at each other, where they were both panting but their faces were so close together that for a moment Izuku thought Katsuki was about to kiss him. But them Midnight noticed them and started to giggle like a school girl which made Katsuki drop him like he was burning him.
He quickly offered his hand to help him up tho, so maybe...
"Have you eaten yet?" Katsuki asks and again Izuku almost trips over to his own feet.
"Watch were you're going dumbass! I swear to god i don't know how the fuck are you All Mights legacy when you can't even learn how to fucking walk.."
"Kacchan!! Not so loud!" Izuku hisses trying to cover the blonds mouth. Katsuki licks at his hand.
"Ewww Kacchan what the fuck?!" Izuku whines and looks at the other boy with his hand still covered in drool.
"Relax nerd. There is literally no one around to hear about this and it's not like you and the old man are subtle about it. It's like watching an elephant in a china shop" Katsuki says smirking.
"Mean.." Izuku whines.
"So. Did you eat today?" He continues.
"I ate breakfast" Izuku says and tries to think if he ate anything after that.
"Fucking idiot. Come on. There is a good ramen shop around here." Katsuki says changing directions.
It's not that late and he is hungry..
"But i didn't bring any money?" Izuku realizes.
"I'm buying so it's whatever" Katsuki says not looking back.
Izuku freezes over.
Is Kacchan trying to be nice? And spent time with him? Was he hit by a quirk?
"Are you coming or not?" Katsuki yells at him.
Izuku shakes his head and runs after him. He taps his hand on the taller boys shoulder while smiling at him.
"Are you fucking wiping the drool on my shoulder?! Katsuki yells at him. Izuku laughs and takes off runnig.
"Come back here you little shit!!" He heards the blond run after him.
Whatever this is just he is happy to be able to spend time with Kacchan