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One, Two, Three, Four, I Declare a Prank War

Chapter 28: Helena & Harper Vs. Bruce

Summary:

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Notes:

Bruce: (2)
Harper: (1)
Duke: (1)
Helena W: (1)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

H&H Chat Room

Terror in Purple entered the chat

 

Terror in Purple: I propose an alliance.

 

Blue Bolt entered the chat

 

Blue Bolt: We taking down The Bat King?

 

Terror in Purple: We’re taking out Sunshine,

 

Terror in Purple: THEN we take that bastard down.

 

Blue Bolt: (Offers arm which other arm grasps, the two grunting as an explosion surrounds the two limbs.)

 

Terror in Purple: Right, let’s meet up to take him down.

 

Blue Bolt: Don’t need to worry, he’ll be the easiest 😈

 

Terror in Purple: 😈

 

Terror in Purple has left the Chat

 

Blue Bolt has left the Chat


 

Coffee Shop, East End

Duke had been enjoying himself and as he had done so, there was something that made him look, there was nothing that they could do until there was something that made him pause, looking towards the scene until noticing that there was a few powders that were there and as he looked them over, there was something else that had drawn the attention of the man.

 

Looking it over, he started to think about what there was until he noticed that there was something else that had been there, making him think there was someone after him he was going to have to worry about until he had seen there was something that looked almost like a– he had been shocked by the sight, thinking that there was a threat before Duke had started to think what he was going to do.

 

The man started to run off and as he did, there was something that made him look to the area before he had seen that there was a threat, he started to move in and as he did, they started to think about what was next until the man saw that there were blobs of light that had started to appear, making them begin to get curious about that before they started to think.


 

Neo–Gotham

He started to move, thinking about where he was going to before seeing that Harper and Helena had been hiding, looking towards them at least before seeing that there was the two of them had been grinning like Cheshire Cats, “Oh god, they teamed up!” he had said before going to get on his knees and surrendering, but the two of them just made sure that the drones still circled him before eventually they hit.

 

The orbs of light had enraptured him and made his skin, his clothes, everything about him, rainbow which made the two of them smile towards that as they went and landed downwards, “Welp, have fun you two, you’re going to have some competition.” He told them and hearing that, they had started to think about what that could entail for them as they prepared for what was next.


 

Prank War Chat Room

Helena: And then there was THREE!

 

Harper: You’re going down Old Man!

 

Bruce: I’ll be waiting.

 

Jason: Wait, you guys got Duke?

 

Helena: He surrendered easy.

 

Harper: I guess he figured we had a better chance at winning.

 

Bruce: You don’t.

 

Bruce: I’ll win, like the last several times.

 

Helena: 😡

 

Harper: 😡

 

Bruce: If you want to take me down, you know where to find me.

 

Helena: The Bugs I had on you are all dead.

 

Harper: Mine aren’t.

 

Bruce: I thought I got all of them?

 

Harper: Yeah, I’m just that good.

 

Helena: Yeah, good thing it’s too late for you to run 😁

 

Bruce: What?


 

Wayne Manor, Bristol County

Bruce had looked towards the chat and as he did so, there was something that made him think before seeing that there was something that made the man turn, he saw that there were clowns at the front, waving and smiling, not Jokerz, but those clowns outside of Gotham that performed at birthday parties, they were still creepy to Bruce who had started to get cautious.

 

He sent Ace out, the man was not stupid and as they watched, there was something that made him think, looking, he saw that there was something that made him think as the waving had started to loop, no, there was a glitch, making him look with some annoyance towards the sight of it as he started to think about what next he was going to do with the prank when he had heard a whistle.

 

Looking, he saw that there was Helena who was there with a spray can, smiling towards him as she had aimed it towards him, “Well, I’ll only take one of them down, but then you’re one step closer to getting taken down.” she said and hearing that, the man started to think before seeing that there was a weapon in his hand, making her realize that he was prepared, “You sent Ace out to protect him?”

 

“Of course.” He said towards her as he aimed towards something with a crossbow, making her look and see that there was something that made her curious, seeing that there was in face something that made her angry, it was a paintbomb, “I really hate this part.” She told him, “Yeah… me too.” Bruce said before he had fired towards the paintbomb in question.

 

Harper had been with Ace, stroking him, making sure that he was quiet before there was an explosion, making them look and as they did, there was something that made her look with some curiosity before seeing that there was Helena and Bruce coming out, covered in paint and as they did, there was a realization in her mind, “Wait, does that mean that–?” “That you’re the last one?” Bruce said.

 

“I’m going to face off against you?” Harper had asked and hearing that, Bruce had nodded towards that, “Yes, and it will be satisfying for me to take you down.” the man said and hearing that she had glared towards him, “I’ll take you down…” she muttered towards him before they had both split up, Helena thinking as they started to plan how they would take each other down.


 

Prank War Chat Room

Helena: I’m out!

 

Bruce: The final two is us.

 

Harper: I’m taking you down!

 

Dick: So this is gonna be Epic!

 

Barbara: I’m going to put my money on Bruce.

 

Harper: Wow… thanks for the vote of confidence.

 

Cass: I bet on my wife!

 

Jason: Well, we’ll see soon… Duel Day?

 

Steph: DUEL DAY!


Terry: What’s Duel Day?

Notes:

Bruce: (1)
Harper: (1)

And then there were TWO! This is the final showdown and with this, we'll be having Harper and Bruce fight each other on Duel day! Who will win? Who will lose? What will be the outcome? I cannot wait to add more and more into it and I cannot wait to add so much more into it! I will see you on the next one, Enjoy!