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Feminism COULD Be a Lie

Summary:

In which Akaza meets fem Genya, and makes the mistake of Poor Wording!

an entirely cracky fic with a hint of Sanemi being overprotective (he foams at the mouth, it's awesome)

Notes:

this idea was given to me by someone in my comments :3

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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 This had to be one of the most terrifying moments of her life. Maybe the third, Genya thinks. Second place being given to the night her family died, and first being when Sanemi found out she had a boyfriend. That was a terrible, terrible day…

 

 But right now, she was hidden behind a tree, her grip on her gun tightening as she heard one final scream before the poor demon slayer was finished off. On the other side of said tree was Upper Moon Three- And while Genya was prideful in her ability to fight or aim, even she doesn't think she’s strong enough to fight him all by herself.

 

 “I know you’re there. Come out.” The demon said, voice almost bored. It irritated Genya, how someone could sound so unbothered after murdering a man, but she supposed this wasn't just someone . It was a monster, a disgrace to man.

 

 Growling under her breath, Genya hopped up to one of the tree’s sturdier branches, quickly firing her gun towards the demon. Expectedly, the Upper Moon dodged without even batting an eye.

 

 “A gun? That’s certainly new,” He hummed with interest, webbed-looking eyes trained on the shadows she resided in.

 

 Genya reloaded her gun, flitting from tree to tree in an attempt to get out of the man’s range. She’d shoot again between jumps, pinpoint accuracy useless as the demon either ignored the bullet wounds or side stepped them at lightning speed.

 

 “Come on, I know you can’t possibly have infinite bullets! Get out here and face me like a man!” The man laughed, and Genya paused.

 

 Irritation flooded her face, as she leaned over the tree stem to glare down at the demon.

 

 “Oh you want me to be a man?! ” She yelled, and he froze, staring up at her with wide eyes.

 

 “Am I not manly enough? Huh? Am I??” The raven haired girl barked out, snarling at the demon. One of Genya’s many pet peeves was the damn superiority complex some men had, and if it turns out this demon had that state of mind then… Well, maybe Genya would be able to win this fight out of sheer spite.

 

 “Wait wait, hold on, not what I meant!” The demon yelled, waving his hands around as he side-stepped another shot. “I didn't know you were a lady- I’m sorry!” He sounded almost desperate.

 

 “So what? You assume I’m a man because I can fight? You think girls can’t fight, tough guy!?”

 

 “THAT IS NOT AT ALL WHAT I WAS SAYING-”

 

 A crow’s shrieking interrupts the two, as hashibami circles them both from above the trees.

 

 “ CAW! SUPPORT ON THE WAY! ” 

 

 Genya sighed in relief quietly, and the demon swore, turning on its heel and running deeper into the forest. Still freshly annoyed by his words, Genya shouted, chasing after the creature.

 

 “And where the hell do you think you’re going?! You tell me to fight you like a man and here you are running away like a-”

 

 “I DON’T FIGHT GIRLS!!” The uppermoon yelled, still running. Genya was struggling to catch up, but they were certainly both in yelling distance.

 

 “OH YEAH? WHY, YOU THINK I CAN’T FIGHT BACK!?” 

 

 “NO!! STOP MAKING EVERYTHING I SAY SEXIST, I’M LITERALLY A FEMINIST-”

 

 “I DON’T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU!!!”

 

 “ LANGUAGE-

 

 “DON’T YOU TELL ME LANGUAGE, YOU’RE NOT MY BROTHER!”

 

 “YOU’RE TOO FUCKING YOUNG TO EVEN BE HERE-




  CAW, FIGHT HAS MOVED FURTHER SOUTH!

 

 Sanemi groaned, panic seizing his chest as he bounded from tree to tree. Tengen and Shinobu trailed him, as well as Kamado and Tsuyuri. Maybe three Hashira seemed like much, but seeing as it was Upper Moon Three, who they’d already lost one to.

 

 But his sister was fighting this guy. His baby sister, who, while amazingly strong in her own right, is in no way capable of fighting Upper Moon fucking THREE!

 

 “I think I hear them up ahead!” Kamado yelled, and Sanemi strained his ears, willing his legs to move faster.

 

 “... Y THE HELL DO YOU KEEP CHASING ME?! SHOULDN’T YOU BE GLAD I’M NOT TRYING TO KILL YOU?!”

 

 “BECAUSE YOU PISSED ME OFF MOTHERFUCKER!”

 

 “WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!

 

  Sanemi felt rather dumbfounded, hearing the interaction, before one thing processes in his head. Something that definitely shouldn't be his focus right now, but it’s ingrained itself into his mind already.

 

  This asshole is trying to steal his sister, isn’t he……

 

 Tengen made a strangled noise as he glanced to see Sanemi literally foaming at the mouth , before the shorter man bolted ahead of the group, eyes wide and blood shot.

 

 “ WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO MY SISTER LIKE THAT?! ” Sanemi roared, tackling the demon from the air.

 

 Said Upper Moon grunted in surprise, shoving the man off and jumping back a few feet. He then immediately had to dodge a bullet from Genya, an annoyed look on his expression.

 

 “Who the hell are you?!?” The demon shrieked, before groaning loudly as the rest of the group caught up to them.

 

 “I’M THE BITCH THAT’S GOING TO KILL YOUR SEXIST ASS!” Genya yelled, leaping at the demon with a fury.

 

 “I SAID I WAS A FEMINIST-”

Notes:

guys im stuck between two writing ideas,

Yoriichi's ghost helps Tanjiro w a fatherly touch, or Giyuu and Sabito both being water pillars with the other Hashira witnessing their soft moments every now and then

which one should i write!