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Thoma: he's scaring me
Thoma:
Kaveh: OMGJXOSKSNENFNF
Kaveh: HE LOOKS SO CRYPTIC
Jean: hes gonna consume your soul
Thoma: good
Kaveh: Hellhound
Jean: hes just waiting for the right time
Kaveh:
Thoma: he's the only one i trust with me soul
Kaveh: ME SOUL
Jean: nice
Kaveh: ok pirate
Thoma: SHUT
Thoma: arg
Kaveh: YOU AND KAEYA
Kaveh: HE ALWAYS BE MAKING THAT TYPO
Jean: kaeya is rubbing off on you
Thoma: I DONT KNOW HOW
Kaveh: LMAOOOOOO
Thoma: i've never spoken to this man before
Thoma: spoke
Thoma: talked
Thoma: conversed
Thoma: idk
Kaveh: @kaeya your influence
Jean: I think spoken is right
Kaveh: It exceeds bounds
Kaveh: Ask alhaitham
Kaveh: he takes grammar for fun
Jean: @alhaitham
Kaveh: Come here harlot
Kaveh: We have a grammar question
Thoma:
Kaveh: HELP
Kaveh: He was snapping me like 5 minutes ago
Kaveh:
Jean: he has this chat muted I think
Kaveh: BUT @'S GIVE U PINGS
Jean: you can turn them off
Kaveh: stfu
Kaveh: Im truing
Jean: no
Jean: truing
Kaveh: ill murder u
Kaveh: Tomorrow
Kaveh: In anne belk
Jean: ok cool
Jean: looking forward to it
Kaveh: Ill tell our professor you have a crush on him also and that we are no longer a couple
Kaveh: Thanks to YOUR email he definitely thinks that
Kaveh:
Jean: I didn't mean for it to sound like that!!! also I do Not like him!!!! I would rather die!!!!
Kaveh: LMAOOOOOO
Kaveh: "Hey can we reschedule the meeting actually, kaveh and i now have valentines day plans 🥰🥰🥰🥰" MFER
Kaveh:
Kaeya: (replying to: Thoma: i've never spoken to this man before) Hi
Kaeya:
Jean: I did not put any heart emojis actually
Kaveh: STOP
Thoma: KHBHJSDG
Kaveh: (replying to: Kaeya: image) She's after me watermelon
Jean: hi kaeya
Thoma: arg hello
Kaeya: (replying to: Kaveh: She's after me watermelon) She stole me melon
Alhaitham: (replying to: Jean: @alhaitham) It is spoken. Using the auxiliary "have," one would use the past particle of the verb "to speak" which is "spoken."
Kaeya: (replying to: Jean: hi kaeya) Hello@my friend@
Kaveh: (replying to: Alhaitham: It is spoken. Using the auxiliary "have," one would use the past particle of the verb "to speak" which is "spoken.) Okay harry potter
Jean: (replying to: Alhaitham: It is spoken. Using the auxiliary "have," one would use the past particle of the verb "to speak" which is "spoken.) thank you grammar man
Kaveh: what's the past tense of DN?
Thoma: stares
Kaveh:
Jean: (replying to: Kaveh: what's the past tense of DN?) bye
Kaveh has been timed-out
Jean: peace and quiet
Zhongli: Lol Kaeya is that picture you favorite?
Kaeya: No
Kaeya: This is
Kaeya:
Thoma: on behalf of kaveh
Thoma:
Zhongli: Gdi another one
Jean: (replying to: Thoma: Gif) ❤️
Kaeya: Only @kaveh knows about my patriotism. USA USA 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Jean: Kaveh you can come back now
Kaveh: YOU ARE AN ASS TO ME
Kaveh: (replying to: Kaeya: Only @kaveh knows about my patriotism. USA USA 🗣️🗣️🗣️) Borrow my speedo anytime
Zhongli: (replying to: Kaeya: Only @kaveh knows about my patriotism. USA USA 🗣️🗣️🗣️) That’s how Kaveh ended up with that speedo
Thoma: i thought that was jensen ackles for a moment
Jean: I can mute you again if you want
Kaveh: ENOUGH
Kaveh: NO PLS
Kaveh:
Kaeya: (replying to: Kaveh: Borrow my speedo anytime) hehe
Kaeya: (replying to: Zhongli: That’s how Kaveh ended up with that speedo) Kaveh is a true founding father
Kaveh: My hairstyle says it all
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Kaveh: WOWWWWW
Kaveh: VIOLATION OF MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT I SEE
Jean: yes
Thoma: kaveh rn
Thoma:
Alhaitham: (replying to: Kaveh: what’s the past tense of DN?) There is no past tense. It’s just a noun phrase.
Kaveh: HELP ME GOD
Kaveh: (replying to: Thoma: image) My next cosplay
Jean: (replying to: Alhaitham: There is no past tense. It’s just a noun phrase.) thank you again grammar man