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FYI I Wanna F Your A

Summary:

Melone has always loved sex with his boyfriend, Ghiaccio..especially when he was receiving. Could there be a chance that Ghiaccio himself would enjoy getting it up the ass as rough as Melone gets it? Only one way to find out~

Notes:

alright so this was in the works for a good while, and then like two days ago BOOM. I got strep throat and had to take time off of school , but that gave me time to properly finish this all. TBH I adore the trope of angry flustered dude and dude who loves to tease said angry man, and Meloghia may not be for everyone, but I personally like their dynamic and wanted to explore on it

!! melone is genderfluid and used he/she/they pronouns

Enjoy!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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"Shit- Melone!" a man with curled ice-blue hair gasped out, glasses with the color of his rage slipping off of his face. The man above him had just finished unloading an ungodly amount of hickeys not only on his neck, but his chest, and inner thighs brusied with shades of blue, purple, and red. Their face and smirk was hidden by the curtain of their multi-colored hair; blondish roots with the rest of his hair sporting a lavender hue.

The tip of the temperamental mans dick was leaking precum, all the teasing that Melone gave him for the past few hours finally caught up with his body in full swing, thigh rubbing, whispering, dirty talk, moaning, you name it; Melone did it with a smug smirk on her face, teasing the man to no end, giving so much, yet so damn little

"Calm your ass down. Your eagerness is annoying as hell." A white lie left his lips, he longed for more contact, but like almost everyone else during such moments, he felt overwhelmed. 

Overwhelmed at the thought that soon, either bent over or on his back, he will get his attitude fucked out of his system. Will it be too much? Even for the man that was..well, too much? Who was also, about to fuck the other man, that was also, too much in different fields.

"I'm sure as I can be, you sure you want this? I want to fuck you so badly, but you know I can't-"

"Look, if you're so damn eager, then just fuck me already instead of dragging it out!" Patience was running out quickly for the shorter man, his tanned skin under a thin sheet of sweat.

"Someone wants to get fucked tonight." Melone licked their lips, fingertips ghosting the inside of Ghiaccios opened legs and on his smooth, athletically toned thighs.

"Yeah no shit, that's why we're here." Ghiaccio huffed

"Well at least let me prep you, I don't want to be the reason you have to get surgery for a torn asshole like Trisha Paytas."

"Who the fuck is that?

"Nevermind that, get on your hands and knees for me please?"

Ghiaccio did as asked, albeit with his signature attitude and scoff, his ass only being covered by the fabric of his boxers (matching the shade his glasses rocked)

"Good thing we have a mirror here, I don't want to miss any of your facial expressions, Mr. Snowman~"

"If Illuso pops through the mirror while we fuck, you'll lose your other eye, got it?" Ghiaccio huffed, in a small box in the smallest corridor of his mind, he wouldn't really have minded being caught, but at the same time, he'd rather hear Formaggio use his dumb nonsensical catchphrases than be caught having sex, nonetheless be the one on the receiving end of it all

"Heh, you never lose your flame, babes, " Melone whispered in the shell of Ghiaccios ear, grabbing a bottle of lube from his nightstand and squirting a fair amount of the substance onto his fingers. "You know that if you get uncomfortable, you can just tell me, right? This isn't supposed to hurt, at least to the point it will literally hurt your health." 

"Yeah yeah, just prep me already.." 

"And you call me the eager one, hm~?" Teasing with another whisper of his voice, she let her middle finger slither slowly into Ghiaccio's ass, sitting there for a moment before gently moving in a hither motion, not too much to cause discomfort with the stretch, but enough for said man to feel something

"A-add more..God, You're just fucking teasing me at this point.." Ghiaccio pouted, biting his lower lip slightly with a hand covering the side of his heated face

"Quite a contrast to how you prep me, huh, little passionflower~"

"Never call me that again; it's too damn cheesy for right now." 

"Note taken." Another finger slid in, the width of the slender fingers was only another thin finger away from being the width of Melones cock, but nonetheless, he knew how to use what assets he recieved

"Mmn- fuck.." Building blocks of pleasure started to build up in Ghiaccios rear, walls began to tighten around fingers and a different pair of cold fingers started to gently grip at Melones shoulders, discreetly yet noticeably begging for more

"Think you're ready for me, love?" 

"J-just hurry up and fuck me, don't waste time.." 

 

He's beginning to get nervous, normally he never stutters or trips over his sentences. Last time he was like this was our first kiss, I can't rush him into things now, I want to make him lose his mind

 

"Hmm..no. I still think you need more, yknow?" 

"Pinché..molestas" Ghiaccio muttered to himself, sucking the inside of his cheek, a third finger seemed to have filled him to the brim (so far), all fingers moving and stimulating that sweet spot in his ass

"Oh, but you like being teased~? No matter what, you love what I'm doing to you, how you seem to chip and break under me, how you can't contain your screams after a certain boiling point, hm?" Melone lowered his voice to a whisper in Ghiaccios ear, grinning from ear to ear, his fingers moving deeper and faster, much to the latter's avail and pleasure

Ghiaccio didn't- no, couldn't answer back to Melones dirty talk and teasing, more focused on the sensations he was feeling in his ass, hot pressure was building up in his chest, so quickly; rising up to Cloud 9, biting his lower lip and bracing to cum everywhere from the stimulation before-

"I think you're prepped enough, Ghia~" 

 

God. Fucking. Dammit. 

 

"F-fuck you-!" 

"Ah-ah-ah~ I wouldn't spit that out if I were you.." Melone smirked, deep down inside, however; they knew they wouldn't hurt their beloved boyfriend. Especially during said man's first time getting it up the ass.

As a wise, friendly and loveable character in am older cartoon show (similarly) said: You can't just grab the bunny; you gotta let it come to you. If you just grab it, it'll be scared and run away from you

"Y-you aren't going to do anything though.." Ghiaccio scoffed, looking away with a pink tinge to his cheeks

Fuck whatever DJ said about bunnies 

 

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"Now I want to hear you beg for me- if not, then I won't fuck you~" Melone smirked, speaking in the (now) shaking man's ear with a husked, low tone. Small patches of frost coated the bedroom window and curtains, the only heat in the room emitted from the two men's bodies- more on Ghiaccios end, funnily enough. He seemed to be the coldest, and yet the most hot-headed man in the room, yet his façade seemed to crack so quickly with just a few vibrations and taunts 

"F-fuck! J-just fuck me already! I'm already prepped and everything! I can't -shit- wait any longer for you to just do something!" Two vibrators placed on his inner thighs and tip of his cock later, Ghiaccio finally admitted defeat to the lavender/blonde haired man, who devilishly smirked and turned off both devices quickly with a push of two buttons on each toy, his signature red glasses discarded to the side on the mattress

"Hm, that's what I like to hear, Mr. Snowman~" Melone smirked, lubing up her cock and *finally* lining it up with the receiving man's cock once in the correct position- missionary.  

"Save that talk for Christmas or something." Ghiaccio quipped, looking away rather shyly. Melone simply held said man's chin, forcing him to look at them

"Don't be afraid to say if you're uncomfortable, or if you need to stop while doing this, okay, dear?" 

"Yeah-yeah, I get it, Melone. Just..I just want you right now.." The cold man admitted, letting his lips be engulfed by Melones in a sweet, somber and yet passionate kiss, the latter slowly and finally slipping his cock into Ghiaccios ass, causing him to moan out. The aforementioned man quickly held onto Melones shoulders, whining and panting quickly from the stretch; quite different from his usual sharp and agitated commentary. He didn't realize how truly sensitive his ass was 

 

Woah, I can't say that this isn't the first time I think I actually.. broke him? He's so submissive right now, it's kinda cute but also..I wonder how far before he breaks completely under my touch..I don't want to hurt him though, I just want to see how much he can handle, I guess..the idea of ruining him further sounds hot, I do admit without any shame..I think he'll enjoy it too..

 

The man on top stayed in the position without movement for half a minute, kissing his boyfriends lips with sweet tenderness, or as much as you can give when you're way more than 'just horny', much to Ghiaccios displeasure, a slight whine to his low moans (what can he say? He preferred rough sex over this mushy gushy stuff..the kisses felt good though)  

"You can start moving now, you already stretched me out a lot so what's the point in just waiting?" Ghiaccio rolled his eyes impatiently, diverting attention away from the considerate amount of blood pooling in his face in the form of a heavy blush

"How would you feel if I just ruined you, yknow?" Melone leaned down to whisper in Ghiaccios ear, that devilish smirk never wearing off. "Maybe I can try to break you, can you handle it all~? Maybe you simply can't, bambino.."

"F-fuck you and your damn- whatever the hell you're talking about! Of course I can handle it, what is this stupid shit you're rambling about?"

"It's nothing, dear..you just seem like you're all bark and no bite. Let's see how long you can last before I break you, yeah?" 

"Bark and no bite? What kind of bullshit conclusion is tha- ah!" A simple thrust was all it took to quickly shut the temperamental man, an embarrassingly suggestive yelp.  

"You did that on purpose.." Ghiaccio bit his lower lip and turned his face to the side- not used to being dominated really did something to the hot tempered man

"Yeah, is that a bad thing, Ghia~?" Melone teased, speakingly lowly into Ghiaccios ear. "Do you want me to keep moving, babe?" 

A quick nod was all it took for the upcoming spiral upon spiral on pleasure building up and surging between the two lovers (lovers? sounds too romantic, yet suiting..) Gentle thrusts of her hips caught Ghiaccio off guard unintentionally, soft pants and breathes leaking from his mouth the deeper he felt Melones cock sink into him

 

Are they holding back? All this hype just for them to hold back on me? Goddammit Melone..I need more. I feel embarrassed- no, I'm not embarrassed..I just...I need more than whatever this is

 

"F-fuck- go faster..go faster, Melone.." Whining, the reciever reached his arms up towards Melone, who took the hint and lowered himself closer to his boyfriend, letting Ghiaccio wrap his arms around his shoulders.  

"Heh, you really want it now," The gentle thrusts of their hips snapped into a faster beat, the icy man jolted with each thrust and harshly bit his lower lip, his grip on Melones shoulders tightening slightly, yet so noticeably to him at least. "You're awfully quiet, Ghia.." 

Ghiaccio whined under his breath

"Hm.." A light-bulb almost exploded in Melones mind from how bright it quickly went, she quickly took the arms wrapped around her shoulders and pinned them above her lovers head, much to Ghiaccios surprise and hidden lust of submissiveness

"What the fuc- ah- M-Melone!" A loud, insanely erotic yelp interrupted Ghiaccio from his commentary- a fresh bite mark stung where his neck met his shoulder, the slapping noise of skin against skin (and balls against ass) grew in pace in the bedroom. Oh how the normally angry man wanted to turn his head away and make his moans and screams shrivel away, but Melone predicted this ahead of time. Slender, gloved fingers hooked themselves under Ghiaccios chin, moving them in the direction of where Melone was looking- straight at the dark pupils that desperately wanted to look away.

"Look at me, Ghia. I want to see you absolutely break~" Melone whispered, the curve of his mouth curving up into a sly, devilish smirk

 

Oh my god- he really is gonna- this is..so hot..dammit...he wasn't wrong about..whatever his point was..can't fucking focus

 

"Fuck," Melone grunted out, the warmth enveloping his cock felt heavenly at this point the more it slid in and out of Ghiaccio, he bit his lower lip and kept going, bumping up the pace and how rough each thrust was. "You feel so good! Almost like you were made for me in a way- your ass is practically just eating me up!" 

Ghiaccio scowled and attempted to move his face away, inventing a new shade of a scarlet blush on his cheeks. "J-just shut the fuck up and fuck me already, your damn comments are just-"

"-Just what?" Melone grinned, tightening his grip. "You don't seem to hate it, maybe you like it- your face and ass tell quite a different story, so does your dick.." 

"M-my ass and dick aren't telling you shi- mmph..!" A defensive, oncoming rant was about to spew before being interrupted with a kiss- thanks to Melone, the metaphorical shell cracked through a loud, submissively erotic moan, almost a whine, even.  

 

So deep..he's so deep..too deep, it feels too good..I need more..he feels so long in me..

 

The tip of Melones cock reach further and further through Ghiaccios ass until- that one spot. That one, good spot that you either can reach so easily it can make you fall apart easily..or even if you've tried to find it and you've found it, you can't stop yourself from thrusting and pushing that little button, the payoff being too orgasmic to even think straight-

"F-fuck- M-Melone!" Ghiaccio practically screamed, his lower half jolted up as if he was shocked electrically from an open wire. All Melone could do was widen their grin as they continued to thrust, their hand coming onto contact with his boyfriends cock, smoothly teasing the tip before stroking the length in a fluid, quick motion, moving his hand up and down

Ghiaccio wasn't just seeing stars- he was seeing constellations at this point. His eyes rolled back and he whined and moaned even more than ever, now. His body thrashed and squirmed under the teasing touches of Melones fingertips, he bit his lower lip harshly and wrapped his legs around Melones waist, bringing the two closer. At this point, the grip being held on his wrists loosened, letting Ghaccio wrap his arms around Melones back. Fresh, red streaks adorned his back, but Melone could care less about the scratches- as great as it physically felt

"Are you gonna cum?" 

A frantic nod was all it took for the pace of everything to bump up into oblivion. The room was covered in layers of ice, the windows covered in frost and the hinges of the door to the bedroom being frozen enough to basically trap the two men in the room- as if that was a bad thing. Small patches of icicles grew in the corners of the room, the dropped temperature contradicted the moist noises coming from the two lovers- sweat covered both their bodies.

What was once neatly styled, frosty blue hair was now a messy, tangled mass on Ghiaccios head from thrashing and moving his head so much, sweat forced some strands of hair to stick to his forehead but he could care less about that for now- he needed release. He needs to cum badly

Melone wrapped his arms around Ghiaccios back in an embrace, deepening the kiss he began to place on his lips. Ghiaccio moved his head to the side to allow for their tongues to comfortably move and slide against each other

"I'm gonna cum-

"Do it in me."

"What?"

"I-is that so hard to understand, you idiot!? I said 'do it in me'! Please- I need you in me..it feels too good for you to just pull out out of no where!" 

"Of course, Ghia. Don't worry, I got you." Melone into the kiss, cum finally spurted out of her cock and into Ghiaccios ass, slowly oozing out the more she thrust her hips

Ghiaccio squirmed at the feeling and held onto his lover tighter, the constant thrusting and movements of everything overwhelmed his senses- he harshly scratched Melones back again, and his lower half jolted violently, an orgasm ripping through his system in the most satisfying way a man could handle, yet be subjected to without it being straight up torture 

The long-awaited, milky white substance known as cum made their grand debut on his stomach and all over his lovers hand as he held onto Melone as tight as he could in the moment, clenching and squeezing his waist in between his thighs 

Ghiaccio screamed

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"So...how was it, babe?" The couple laid next to each other on the bed- the blanket that had the misfortune of being decorated with white was thrown in the wash, along with the towel used to clean the two up. The amount of ice in the room melted away into thin air, the shivering temperature now being a breezy summer night 

"It wasn't..horrible, actually. "

"So you enjoyed it?" Melone grinned

"..fuck..yeah I did. So what?" Ghiaccio blushed and looked away, turning onto his side away from Melone

"So you'd do this again with me? You seemed to be enjoying everything enough to scream your orgasm out, icepop~"

"D-dont call me those stupid names! I thought it was obvious to you that I enjoyed this all, was it not? I literally screamed your name out louder than I ever have..it was a bit embarrassing, actually." 

"Hey, don't be embarrassed just because you enjoyed yourself, Ghiaccio." Melone quickly snuggled himself into Ghiaccios back, comfortably spooning the shorter man

"Well..if you want a clear answer, I liked this enough where I'd..I'd do this all again." Ghiaccio turned to face Melone, burying his face into the crook of his shoulder and wrapping his arms around his lover as if he were a cat. Melone quickly reciprocated, snuggling the man happily 

"Im glad to hear you say that- I think this is one of the hottest things we've done. You did so good for me, Ghia."

"Yeah, I know I did, idiot." Ghiaccio smirked to himself, kissing Melones cheek quickly

"Heh, if I'm being honest, I would've passed out if I didn't cum yet, this was a good workout."

"Maybe you just need to-"

 

The purple phone on the nightstand began to buzz violently as the call went off, along with the obnoxiously loud ringtone set 

 

"I want my P in your V

Want you to S on my D

Gotta J off on your T's

and FYI I Wanna F Your A

OMG Just stuff your mouth with my B's

Don't LOL at my C

and FYI I Wanna F Your A!"

 

"Why the fuck is that your ringtone- who is calling at this hour!?" Ghiaccio snapped- much to his dismay, Melone started to sing along to the ringtone

 

"Girl, I can tell that you know what I mean

But just in case, I will provide the translation

Like how I want you to sign up for the PTA

That's the Penis Touching Association-"

 

"SHUT UP AND ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE ALREADY!"

 

Notes:

Formaggio was the one who called. He is now forbidden from calling Melone or Ghia at night whenever the couple spend the night together