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Today was a big mission. It took the combined forces of almost the entire Agency and the Port Mafia. Kunikida, Dazai, Atsushi, and Kenji were meeting the mafia members, Yosano waiting in the car for a quick getaway and her healing abilities. They were meeting with Akutagawa, Chuuya, Higuchi, and the Black Lizard.
The plan, in theory, was that the Black Lizard would take the brunt of the attack while the rest of the group would split up in the building. They had to find a key piece of information before burning the place to the ground.
The Agency and the Mafia greeted each other with polite nods before Chuuya and Kunikida started talking, trying to split people up efficiently. And then the mission began.
Kunikida and Dazai took the top floors, Akutagawa and Higuchi took the ground floors, and Kenji, Atsushi, and Chuuya went to the basement.
“This is really fun,” said Kenji brightly. “I haven’t had a mission this exciting in forever. And with the mafia no less. Isn’t it fun?”
“If Akutagawa wasn’t constantly staring at me looking like he wants to kill me,” said Atsushi. “Sure it might be fun.
“Believe it or not we planned for that,” said Chuuya. “That’s why you're with me.”
“Dazai has a certain taste in partners,” remarked Kenji.
“Eh? What’s that supposed to mean?” demanded Chuuya.
“Well,” started Kenji. “You both are hard workers and pick up all of Dazai’s slack.”
“I guess that’s true.” The elevator stopped. “Alright stay sharp.”
They stepped into the hallway, walking carefully. Chuuya kicked all the doors open. Any people they ran into Chuuya let the Agency members handle it. He didn’t want to kill anyone, especially in front of kids.
Eventually they turned down a shorter hallway and at the end was a large door.
“Betchu this is where the information bank is,” said Chuuya with a grin. “I beat that shitty Dazai. Stand back.”
The Agency members stood back and Chuuya kicked the door hard. Red raced up his limbs and the door. The door fell with a large thud. A dozen communicators and three dozen guards filled the space.
“Wanna know what it feels like to be crushed by gravity?” challenged Chuuya. “Eh kid! Weretiger! Download all the data you can find onto those harddrives. Kenji you're with me.”
“Y-yes sir,” stammered Atsushi.
“Okay Mr.Fancy Hat,” shouted Kenji happily. The blonde and the red-head jumped into the fray. GIven that they were underground Chuuya relied more on his martial art skills than his ability. Whenever he was in a building he had to be careful to not weaken it too much.
Kenji and Chuuya fought well and they had almost taken care of the enemies when an alarm rang. Kunikida cut through the comms.
“There are a ton of guys heading your way. We are trapped in this weird… room. Dazai is muttering to himself. Be careful.”
“Got it,” replied Chuuya. “Akutagawa where are you at?”
“They have ability users. We cannot help Chuuya-san.”
“Okay. We found the information bank.” Chuuya turned to yell at Atsushi. “Did you get everything?”
“Not quite,” said Atsushi, two hard drives laying out on the table.
“We are still downloading. Start planting explosives we will get out soon.”
“Roger.”
The comm cut out and Chuuya put another guard on his back.
“Get ready kid, this is going to be fun,” warned Chuuya. Kenji nodded. “Hurry up Atsushi.”
Then they started to flood in. Large numbers of guards started swarming in and in moments they were overcome. Chuuya and Kenji tried to keep Atsushi protected as the weretiger frantically downloaded file after file. Unfortunately Chuuya ended up in hand to hand combat with an ice wielding gifted and Atsushi had to start multitasking.
Even for the nearly invincible Executive this was getting tough. Especially when Atsushi cried out.
Chuuya whirled to find the tiger boy, half transformed being held down by some officials. Chuuya stomped hard sending a shockwave that made the building tremble. The men collapsed and Atsushi was able to get to his feet.
That’s when he felt it.
A saber of ice sliced into his back before melting. Chuuya snarled and smacked the Gifted hard across the face. They crumpled and Chuuya kicked them again for good measure. It was only a moment before another attacker way on him.
So Chuuya spent the rest of the fight taking bullet wounds and knives to himself, in an attempt to keep Atsushi and Kenji safe. The blonde ended up pinned under an overturned table and Chuuya took two bullets to the back keeping attackers off Kenji while he got back to his feet. It was an exhausting fight and by the time Atsushi downloaded the last bit of data, Chuuya was about to collapse.
“I got it!” shouted Atsushi, pockets packed full of harddrives. Chuuya grabbed the two Agency members before switching his comms on.
“Is everyone out of the building?” shouted Chuuya.
“Me and Dazai just got out. Status on Akutagawa and Higuchi?”
“We are fine, Higuchi is getting fixed up now,” came Akutagawa promptly.
“Once you guys get out bring the building down,” instructed Chuuya.
“But you guys are still-”
“Tainted will protect us. We will die trying to fight our way out. Bring the building down.”
“Roger.”
Chuuya let his Gift spread, shaking the building. The attacking mob was thrown into chaos as people started to fall. The structure became unstable so when the bomb went off the entire building rained down around them.
*******
Dazai stood back as the entire building came crumbling down. Kunikida was a step ahead of him, looking nervous, almost scared.
“Will they be alright?” he asked.
“Yeah chibi just wants to make a dramatic entrance,” said Dazai though he wasn’t sure. It was a big building.
But Chuuya didn’t disappoint.
When the dust settled, a figure cloaked in red stepped out. He held up Atsushi and Kenji by the necks. The two seem to be in shock.
“Awww chibi you didn’t die!” cried Dazai. No snappy remark came back. Kunikida and Akutagawa came forward to help Kenji and Atsushi up before taking them to the doctor.
Everyone bustled around, taking inventory, collecting the hard drives. It was a rather lighthearted affair once they learned that none of their own had been lost. Meanwhile Chuuya sank down to the ground and leaned against the car.
“So are we all good then?” asked Yosano, after she finished fixing up Atsushi.
“I think so,” said Kunikida. He turned to Chuuya. “I will write up the mission report and send a copy your way.”
“Yeah,” said Chuuya. Everyone nodded. The Black Lizard packed up and left. Akutagawa got Higuchi, who was sporting a busted leg, into the car when he turned to his superior.
“Do you need a ride home Chuuya-san?” he asked.
“No,” said Chuuya and waved them off. Akutagawa made a quick bow and drove off.
Chuuya stood up as the Agency got up to leave too.
“Get home safe chibi!” said Dazai brightly, somewhat off put by the lack of reaction he was getting from Chuuya.
That’s when he caught it. Chuuya’s white shirt was damn near soaked through in blood. It was hard to catch given all the red-head’s layers but that was too much blood to just be the enemy.
“Are you okay?’ asked Dazai, stepping forward.
“I’m fine,” insisted Chuuya.
“No you are not. Let us take you home,” said Dazai.
“No I-”
“God dammit chibi enough is enough. Let someone help you!”
“I-” Chuuya sounded like he wanted to shout back but his eyes rolled back in his head.
Dazai jumped forward just in time to catch Chuuya. Shouts of dismay came from the Agency members. Dazai tapped Chuuya’s cheek, trying to bring the red-head back. Yosano and Kenji came up crowding around Chuuya.
“Is he alright? Where is he injured?” asked Yosano.
“I’m not sure,” said Dazai. “Can we bring him back to the Agency?”
“Not until I’m sure it isn’t critical. Will he wake up?”
“Chuuya,” said Dazai, urgently. “Chuuya wake up.” Chuuya’s eyelashes fluttered and he looked up at Dazai. “I need you to tell me where you're hurt.”
“Back, stab wound, four gunshot wounds. Tainted, tired,” rattled off Chuuya. Yosano attempted to use her skill but it didn’t work.
“Alright I think he will be good until we get back. I have better equipment there anyway. Let’s get him into the car.”
“‘Mm fine,” muttered Chuuya. “‘Ake me ‘ome”
“Chibi, you are insane. I’m not going to leave you home alone in this state. We are going to bring you back to the agency.”
Chuuya looked about to argue when his eyes slipped shut again and his head lolled back.
“Help me,” snapped Dazai. Kenji grabbed Chuuya’s legs and helped Dazai heave him into the Agency van.
Everyone piled in, Kunikida at the wheel, Atsushi in the passenger, and everyone else in the back. Dazai sat back, Chuuya resting on his lap. Yosano kept her hands on Chuuya at all times in case his condition worsened. Kenji just sat back, legs bouncing.
Chuuya dragged himself back to consciousness and tried to sit up.
“Come on, chibi relax,” said Dazai.
“No I’m fine,” muttered Chuuya. “I can sit on my own, I'm not helpless.”
“You're just hurt. You're not weak or helpless, you are just hurt. Don’t make it worse with your pride,” berated Dazai. He ran a soothing hand through the matted red locks. Chuuya relaxed into the touch, sinking back onto Dazai’s lap. “Better?”
“Yeah,” murmured Chuuya. Dazai found that gently scratching and rubbing Chuuya’s head would help relax him and help soothe any headaches.
“See just hang on we will get you all fixed up. I’m going to look after you, promise.”
“Mmm,”
They got to the Agency and Kenji helped Dazai get the red-head up the steps. They brought him into the infirmary where Yosano was already snapping on gloves.
“So we want to do full on treatment?” she asked.
“Yeah I think we have too,” said Dazai. “But make it quick.”
Chuuya woke up, whining. Dazai took his hand gently.
“Chuuya, this is going to hurt,” said Dazai honestly. “She can put you under-”
“No I got it,” snapped Chuuya, squeezing Dazai’s hand tighter. “Do not sedate me Osamu.”
“I won't, I just wanted to give you the option. Ready?” Yosano hefted her knife and Chuuya nodded.
“Just do it.”
“Just look at me Chuuya,” said Dazai softly, holding his hand tighter.
Blue eyes met Dazai’s and Yosano brought the knife down hard. Blood sprayed as the giant gash in his waist tore open. A scream tore its way out of Chuuya;’s throat as he thrashed. Dazai gripped his hand tighter for a moment before letting go briefly so the ability could envelope him.
Once it was over and his wounds were healed, Chuuya went limp on the hospital bed, body shaking from exertion.
"Are you okay chibi?" Asked Dazai. "Well you know pretty okay?"
"'m fine," muttered Chuuya.
"You know if you keep saying that people won't believe you," teased Dazai. "What hurts?"
"Everything. I just feel sore."
"Yeah that happens," explained Yosano. "Some painkillers and it will fade in a few hours."
"Thank you," said Chuuya.
"No problem. It's my job as a doctor."
Dazai left and came back with some water and painkillers. He helped ease Chuuya up and take the pills. Dazai set the glass aside before sliding in next to Chuuya.
"Dazai-" started Chuuya.
"Shh you need to worry less," said Dazai. "You heard her, you need sleep." He tucked Chuuya up against him. After a moment Chuuya relaxed against him. Within minutes he was asleep, snuggled against Dazai.
He rested uninterrupted for a little while until Kunikida stepped in.
"Chuuya-san do you have information for-"
"Shhh," interrupted Dazai, glaring at Kunikida. The blonde looked down at the Port Mafia executive sleeping peacefully against Dazai.
"What are you doing?" Hissed Kunikida.
"Helping him sleep. He damn near died for your employees so just let him rest," said Dazai.
"Ok I just… I didn't realize you guys were this close." The old math teacher looked uncomfortable.
"When are you going to tell them?" Asked Ranpo, appearing behind Kunikida. The blonde jumped before whipping his head around to glare at Dazai.
"Tell us what?" Demanded Kunikida.
"When he's ready I will," responded Dazai, pressing a gentle kiss to the top of Chuuya's head. Kunikida gaped.
"Come on, enough is enough," insisted Ranpo. "Or I'll tell them."
"Just let him wake up first," said Dazai. "Then I'll tell everyone."
Ranpo nodded satisfied. Kunikida glared unsatisfied. But he left them to be.
*******
Chuuya woke up slowly and sluggishly.
"Good morning," said Dazai, smiling softly. "Feeling any better?"
"Mmm much better," said Chuuya. "But I'm still not cooking tonight."
Dazai chuckled and started to stand.
"Noooo your so warm," complained Chuuya.
"No your coming with me. We are going to tell my coworkers."
"What?" Snapped Chuuya, all blissful sleepiness gone. "Absolutely not I-"
"They aren't going to respect you less," insisted Dazai. "I just care for them and I don't want to keep this from them." Dazai knelt next to the bed, holding Chuuya's hand. "This is really important to me, love."
Chuuya glared at him for a moment before sighing.
"Fine, fine." Relented Chuuya. "They were going to find out eventually. But why now?"
"Because I want to enjoy joint missions and stop having to act like we don't know each other. It's too much work. Besides next time one of us gets injured we won't have to lie about why we want to see each other. "
Chuuya nodded, pinching the bride of his nose.
"Okay okay." Chuuya stood up. Dazai did too. The red-head leaned on Dazai as they walked back into the main room.
Ranpo looked up and grinned.
"Hey everybody Dazai has an announcement to make!!"
Kunikida looked up sharply along with the rest of the Agency.
"Finally!" Exclaimed Kunikida. "What are you hiding?"
"I need to update my paperwork," said Dazai. "The record on marital status has been out of date for a few years now."
"What?" Asked Kunikida. "What do you mean?"
Dazai pulled a chain off from around his neck. On it was a glimmering black ring. He nudged Chuuya who glared, yanking his glove off and showing a matching black ring as well as a diamond engagement ring.
Atsushi was the first to speak.
"You two are married???"
"Yes, that's what rings symbolize," snapped Chuuya.
"When did you guys get married?" Asked Atsushi, undeterred.
"What's it like being married to Dazai?" Asked Kenji.
"Why did you tell us sooner?" Demanded Kunikida.
"Because I don't need my name defiled by this idiot,” snapped Chuuya. “But he insisted he stop keeping secrets so here we are. Can we go now?” asked Chuuya.
“Yeah, yeah,” said Dazai, He leaned down to whisper in Chuuya’s ear. “Thank you, love.”
“So you aren’t going to answer any questions?” asked Atsushi, looking disappointed.
“Nope, not today. I have to get my beautiful chibi home for some rest. Right doc?”
“Yup,” said Yosano. “Just know I am going to track you down later and ask a whole lotta questions.”
“Fine by me,” said Dazai brightly.
“I just want to add Nakahara,” said Kunikida. “I don’t think he defiles your name.”
“Aww Kunikida-kun standing up for me!!” said Dazai in his stupid kiddy voice.
“I respect you more now knowing you can put up with this idiot as a husband.”
Dazai’s demeanor flipped as he stared at Kunikida, betrayed. Meanwhile Chuuya was grinning.
“Hell yeah see. I knew I was going to like you.” Dazai stared, dumbstruck at Chuuya.
“You better not like him more than me!!”
“No no,” conceded Chuuya, leaning against Dazai. “Course not. I will always love you most. Now come on and take me home, shitty Mackerel.”
Dazai kisses Chuuya’s cheek and smiles.
“Of course.”
Dazai waved goodbye to everyone before walking out, one hand holding Chuuya’s.