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2022-06-14
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Kicking out the intruders

Summary:

The Charmed Ones kick out some intruders from their manor. Pure crack fic. Not for reboot fans.

Notes:

Disclaimer: I do not own Charmed or anything else you may recognize

This is crack and like I said in the summary, not for reboot fans. I only watched the original series last year, and wondered- "Why reboot it when you have interesting stories to tell with the next generation?"

I usually find reboots distasteful. Very few have actually (kind of) impressed me, one being the 2019 Buffyverse comics reboot, which is much better than the Buffyverse follow-up comics, but still falls short of the two Buffyverse shows.

Though at least it's a decent and respectful reboot with interesting concepts.

This Charmed reboot, what I read of it and what I saw of it, I'm glad I never watched it, no idea why this thing was even made.

But then again, it's the same network that continues to run the Arrowverse even though the franchise turned into complete trash years ago.

Based on the OG Charmed writer's tweet, enjoy it.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Piper was putting up another family photo alongside Leo when she felt unfamiliar presences in the house, and Paige called out. "Piper!"

Piper and Leo went out, Phoebe joining them as well, as they saw three unfamiliar women having come into the house.

"Who the hell are you?" Piper asked them as the three felt threatened and raised their hands.

But they did not get the chance to do whatever they were going to as the Charmed Ones threw some vanquishing potions, and the 3 women were vanquished.

"Look, I think that's a portal there", Leo pointed at it.

"Must be how they arrived", Phoebe noted.

Piper held out her hands, and the portal blew up.

"We wish them well."

Notes:

The reboot writer got triggered by the OG one's tweet, which is in-line with most modern writers. Someone says something against your product and you get mad and start ranting and blaming the fans instead of seeing your own shortcomings.

Anyways, hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with some other update.