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Ranboo is bored and he’s definitely going to make it everyone's problem.
You would think having unlimited access to internet gives you enough entertainment but that’s a lie, even more when it’s a known fact that your dad is a tech maniac. Ranboo can already hear his father nagging him about his poor habit of staying up late on his phone. He’s a teen, what did Sam expected?
Going out was also a bad idea, because Ranboo’s idea of fun doesn’t really align with common sense. For fun he would steal a car and mess with the cops, or dine and dash with his brother.
Obviously, he can’t anymore. Not since he got adopted by a hero, none other than The Warden and enrolled in a private school.
The worst? He had to fake his entire personality. After everything his dad did for him, Ranboo had to be clean it’s the least he can do. But holy fuck, wearing a stupid smile 24/7 is hard, let alone retrain himself from swearing.
Life at Manberg is boring, but at least he befriended two chaotic guys, making his days less monotonous.
POG CHAT, 02/05, 6PM
RACOON : LMAOOOOO DID U SEE HER FACE
RACOON : I WISH I TOOK A PIC OR SMTH
NUKE : RANBOO TELL ME U FILMED
Boo : dw i have everything.
RACOON : if u don’t remove this . i will climb ur building and do it myself
Boo : bet.
NUKE : SLEEPOVER POG ?
Boo : wait
Boo : no
Boo : don’t tell me you are flying over there.
NUKE : too late big man open the window
Ranboo couldn’t refuse a sleepover, not when they were already on his balcony, Tubbo shifting back into a human. Tommy waved at him, ready to scream a greeting before Tubbo stopped him. Dumbass, it’s 8PM and a school night. Ranboo might look annoyed by them, rolling his eyes at their antic but truly he wished he could be free like his friends.
The word chaotic is too soft for them. Tommy and Tubbo Craft, sons of the top 1 hero Angel and more importantly, the worst prankster on youtube. Those two are demons and Ranboo happily watches their shenanigans from behind.
He might be jealous. Just a bit.
POG CHAT, 02/09, 1AM
Boo : so
Boo : can someone explain why i found tommy bleeding in an alley
Boo : with a dumb costume ?
RACOON : ITS NOT DUMB ITS VERY POG
RACOON : I MADE IT MYSELF!!!
Boo : doesn’t answer my question
Boo : are u a hero now or what
NUKE : i think we can trust him tommy
NUKE: i mean look at him
Boo : .
RACOON : true
RACOON : well
RACOON : are u ready for the grand reveal ?
NUKE : *drums noise*
RACOON : ME AND TUBS ARE VIGILANTE!!
Those fuckers are vigilantes.
Honestly, Ranboo saw that coming. It explains the injuries and their absence in class, and again Ranboo felt envious. They surely have Philza’s backup and won't face big consequences if something happens. How many teens try out the vigilante’s gig until they leave high school? Too many.
If Ranboo dared to cross the line, he would have Sam on his back for the rest of his life and be the disgrace of his family. Sam is a top hero, his brother Techno is a hero, and a vigilante wouldn’t look good.
If he knew his life was going to be like that, he would have refused to be adopted. He likes Sam and all, but damn Ranboo feels used for publicity.
And his dad clearly has a favourite now.
Anyway, it’s not time for a breakdown.
He needs to clear his head.
POG CHAT, 02/09, 2AM :
Boo : hey tommy
Boo : so u can fly right ?
Boo : prove it and come pick me up
RACOON : U GONNA SEE WHO IS THE BIGGEST MAN HERE
NUKE : LETS GOOO IF U SEE A RAVEN IT'S ME BTW
At least Ranboo can count on his friend.