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you wake up to a wet feeling around your toes. you glance down at your feet while rubbing your sleepy eyes. there you see a head of green hair bobbing up and down and growling.
"youre awake?" xiao whispers breathlessly while sucking ur big toe.
after seeing you nod, he goes back into licking your foot. he then starts holding your whole calf in his mouth, and silently sucking your body into his tummy.
you enjoy the feeling of xiaos warm insides. "xiao can u do ur sexy growl again" you ask. but as he sounds growling, you get an uncomfortable feeling in ur chest. 'is this rly xiao? he sounds...so..unfamiliar...'. you brush the feeling off, and try to enjoy his warm mouth, but you cant help but feel uncertain.
your tummy starts growling just as xiao is engulfing your throat. "xiao wait! do you wanna eat some almond tofu first?" you ask, feeling hungry. "no i just wanna yika- I MEAN EAT YOU!"
you finally realize whats wrong. you bounce out of his mouth and land on your feet. "remove your disguise, youre not xiao!"
"xiao" stares blankly at you for a few seconds, before hunching over and morphing into a hilichurl. "nini zido!!" the hilichurl yells at you angrily.
seeing that, you quickly flash your rainbow colored eyes and produce fairy wings. bright purple hair starts growing out of your originally bald head, and your muscles start growing at the speed of light. you lift up your hands, a ball of black magic in one and rainbow healing magic in the other, and twirl your rainbow clothes around before attacking the hilichurl.
"where is xiao" you yell emotionally. "voi vittu" the hiluchurl cries "ya muhe biat, da todo mani nini" it says tearfully, pointing a shaky hand at the door.
you turn around and see xiao! "bruh" he says, shaking his head. you both laugh(not)
after getting almond tofu with the real xiao, you quickly tell him to wait in your bedroom while you run to the bathroom. as hes sitting there, wondering what you prepared, you quickly dress up in your suprise.
xiaos eyes widen, as he sees your sexy almond tofu cosplay. "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhghr..GRDHGRRGRHHHG!!" he growls as he pounces on you and starts swallowing you whole. you smile as you hear the familiar growls. you decide to play a prank on him.
xiao furiously cums as he feels a light kick in his tummy. you laugh and nest up in his tummy. it is warm