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It was just a regular day in the kingdom of Corona...and by regular-CRASH!
Varian groan. This was too freaking early! It has been a month since Rapunzel promised the Saporians to hear out their concerns about their culture! Varian sat up in bed and looked at his clock. 7:45 A.M. it read. Yep, too early. Varian got out of bed, embracing himself as he opened the door to hear the arguing continued.
"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED KNOW THAT WE MET BEFORE!?" Eugene asked loudly.
"It was ten years ago, Eugene. I had my hair long back then, I didn't grew my beard until I was 18, so of course you seriously mistook me for a girl." Andrew replied blushing himself. Juniper was on the floor cracking up next to him. Andrew looked like he didn't want to have this talk but Eugene was just as embarrassed as Andrew was! Varian just woke up so he was extremely confused by all this.
"Umm, is everything okay? You guys do know it's early right?" Varian said. The three adults looked at the young 15-year-old.
"Oh sorry kid. I've just found out that I actually known Andrew." Eugene explained.
"Wait, you known Andrew?" Varian asked.
"Oh Var! HAHA, settle in 'cause it's one FUNNY story!" Juniper said.
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Flashback
15-year-old Eugene Fitzherbert or at the time also known as Flynn Rider was strolling through Varados when he spotted figure headed into the bar. Whoever it was had long pretty hair. Flynn Rider quickly looked at his reflection in the nearest window before strolling into the bar. It took only a few minutes before Flynn saw the girl again and approached her.
"So, do you come around here often?" Flynn asked flirting but little did he knew at the time,
15-year-old Andrew was looking at him like he had two heads. 'Okay, either this guy is openly gay or may have possibly confused me for a girl.' Andrew thought in his head. It was bad enough that no one other than his fellow Saporians accepted Andrew liking both guys and gals, but now here was a guy flirting with him.
"Hey, are you...okay? You look like you've seen a ghost." Flynn said.
"I'm fine, quick question though...do I look like a boy or a girl to you?" Andrew asked.
"Umm, hot?" Flynn replied confused. Andrew was looking at him like 'This guy is a freaking idiot!' He had to get out of there. Now! Before things quickly become more awkward than they need to be.
"Uh, I need to go find my sister! It was nice talking to you!" Andrew quickly got up from his seat and headed straight to the exit.
"Oh, there's two of you?" Flynn winked. Andrew blushed so hard his entire face was red. Never had he been so embarrassed by the fact a guy actually confused him as a girl. 'Well I guess it means a compliment for looking pretty enough to be confused as a girl. But that also means I've gotta be careful around weirdos.' Andrew was lost in his thoughts that he wasn't looking where he was going until-
"DREW! WHAT THE HECK?!" 14-year-old Juniper yelled when Andrew accidentally bumped into him!
"Sorry Juni! But you're not gonna believe this! Some guy confused me as a girl!" Andrew explained. Juniper took one look before bursting out laughing. Of course this didn't help Andrew.
"It's NOT FUNNY! It means there's a bunch of weirdos out there that will hit on me, thinking I'm a girl!" Andrew said. While Saporians have always been gender-neutral, other places enforced gender roles. Varados is one of them! To be a man, you have to do certain things. But Andrew the typical Rebel doesn't buy that crap.
Thankfully, Juniper managed to stop laughing and comforted her brother.
"Look Andrew, I promise, NO ONE, is going to flirt with you ever again! Okay?" Andrew smile and gave his little sister a hug.
"Thanks Juniper."
"Anytime."
End of Flashback
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"So, you FLIRTED with Andrew?" Varian grinning at Eugene. Eugene's face was a red as Andrew's face.
"Well, he had long hair and a pretty face for a guy! Sue me! And by the way, why do you guys grow out your hair?" Eugene asked. But Andrew and Juniper shrugged.
"We just like our hair long." Andrew replied.
"So if you guys wanna kiss, go right ahead!" Juniper said as she and Varian laughed.
"Juniper, I don't make out with taken guys! And besides Eugene and Rapunzel aren't my type."
"And I only assume your type is an cold-heart Dragon Lady like a certain one I know!"
"Like a certain what, Fitzherbert?" Uh oh! Eugene turn around to see Cassandra in her Lady-in-Waiting dress.
"Like, umm, no one special of course!" Eugene quickly said.
"Well if you're DONE Lottering the halls, I do have duties to tend to." Cassandra said as she walked pass them to Rapunzel's bedroom. After she left,
"Okay Junpier, Varian! You two can NOT tell anybody this! Okay?" Eugene said.
"Hmm-" Uh oh, Eugene could practically see the wheels in the Alchemist's head turning.
"Under one condition, -"
"Yes! Fine! Don't BREAK a promise! Ever!" Eugene said.
"Er, Nope!"
"Umm, hot chocolate for breakfast?" Eugene asked.
"Close but nope." Varian teased.
"Then what is it, kid?" Varian gave Eugene a mischievous smirk.
"You let Andrew join Team Awesome!"
"WHAT?!? Hairstripe, Team Awesome consist two people!" Eugene explained.
"Well, I want Andrew to be part of Team Awesome as well! After all, you and Andrew are like the big brothers I've never had!" Varian replied. Eugene growled when he saw Andrew's arrogant smirk. By the Heavens, how much he wanted to wipe that damn smirk off his face!
"Urgh, Fine! Andrew, welcome to Team Awesome!" Eugene finally said as he held out his hand. Andrew shook it, still smirking.
"I knew you had a heart after all, Eugene." Andrew said. But little did Varian knew, the war of Big Brothers had just begun!