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Loaf Time @BreadstickHoarder -
tfw you just want to go to the mall and there's a villain attack smh
#kiyashiLife #IHateItHere
VillanWatch @VW_Official -
Unidentified Active Villains sighted at Kiyashi Ward Shopping Mall! There are reports of multiple unknown quirks going off from civilians and villains alike.
#VillainSightings #KiyashiWard #UAV #MultipleAssailants #Confirmed
VillainWatch @VW_Official -
Please stay out of the area so the police and heroes have clear paths to the crisis area.
🍵Tea2Nite🍵 @sipsipmfs -
wait what villain sightings???? im at kw right now and its fine????
🍵Tea2Nite🍵 @sipsipmfs -
oh nvm there it is lmaaaaaaaaaao 🙃
Barkskillet @watchpuppy -
I can't tell if this is a villain's quirk or if the clientele of the mall is just exceptionally full of idiots today.
In case it's the latter:
Barkskillet @watchpuppy -
HEY DIPSHITS!!! USING YOUR QUIRKS PUBLICLY WITHOUT A LICENSE IS A CRIME!!! **ESPECIALLY** FOR COMBAT!! QUIT MAKING IT MORE DANGEROUS FOR THE REST OF US!!
Rip to the hare but I'm different @hareier -
Replying to: @Barkskillet
dude chill, it's the villain's quirk 🙄
Even if it wasn't, do you really think people going wild with their quirks are gonna be looking at chitter?
Rip to the hare but I'm different @harrier -
Replying to: @Barkskillet
"Yeah I'm in the middle of a fight but lemme just check my feed real quick. Oh some rando is saying to stop using my quirk?? Well 🤷 guess I have to now!" 🙄🙄🙄🙄
#youreallythought #watchpuppysHotTakes
The Grind @forTheExp
Can't have anything in this society without mediocre villains coming in and messing things up smh.
#FirstStain #NowThis #SickOfThisBullshit
Downright Insidious @horrorfan_22
[ID: A video taken from around a shelf. Past the glass front of the store the poster is in, there's multiple people yelling, beams of light, clouds of multi-colored smoke, and other quirk affects wreaking havoc. There's heavy breathing in the background. END ID]
guys its seriously chaos out here i just wanted to buy the next installment of Zombambie 😭😭😭
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
[ID: A video taken from the second floor of the mall, overseeing a mass of people. Some of them look like they're trying to get away from the crowd, others are hunkering in place, and others have started brawling each other. In the epicenter of it all are a huddle of people laughing at the chaos.
It's hard to hear past the other noise, but one of them is shouting something about 'setting yourself free' and 'the nature of quirks is to be used.' END ID]
The chaos all seems to be going on on the ground floor. Here's hoping it stays that way 😬
#IveGotTheHighGround #ForNow
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
Wait what is that kid DOING!?!?!?
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
I'm going to lose my shit!!!! there's some green-haired punk trying to sneak up on the monologuing villain. What does he think he's gonna do? Even if he gets past the goons, one touch and his quirk control goes to hell in a handbasket!!
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
Ok I'm gonna film this for posterity because this is simultaneously the bravest and stupidest thing I've ever seen. Video coming soon.
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
What the fuck. What the FUCK.
#QuirksAreBullshit
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
[ID: A shaky video, zoomed in on a teenager with messy green hair. He's creeping through the fight with surprising dexterity, and a quick pan of the camera shows exactly where he's looking - the group of villains who have their backs turned to him at the moment.
When he gets in range, he crouches, looking ready to pounce, but something catches his eye at the last moment. Sparks of green outline his limbs, and he rockets not into the villains but into a nearby civilian, knocking them out of the way of a handful of converging quirks.
He takes the hit himself, and the person holding the camera curses loudly, though it's barely audible under the roar that comes from the mingled quirks. There's a flash of light, and by the time the camera can see again, the fighting has stopped and the mall is absolutely silent.
The green haired kid is, somehow, entirely fine. His hair and clothes are somewhat smokey as he gets to his feet.
Standing around him in a loose almost circle are seven people who were not in the crowd beforehand. END ID]
I don't even know what to caption this?
[ID: Picture of Patrick Star, holding ice cream and groceries saying "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE" As he stands in front of his house, multiple pairs of eyes peeking out at him from under the rock. END ID]
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
Green kid just noticed the strangers and they're having a staredown.
#awkward
The Mind Is A Trap @thearchitect -
An interesting turn of events. I do believe I should make some calls.
Smash THIS @allmightallright -
Replying to: @sleeprocks
Hey isn't that that bone breaking first year from UA?
Head Empty @your_memejesty -
Replying to: @allmightallright
🔍 maybe? the video's super low quality, so it's hard to tell. tbh the kid's got that really generic sort of look to him, so it could go either way
#BgCharacterVibes
Number 2? Number 💩 @fightmefieri -
Replying to: @allmightallright, @your_memejesty
KKWIDICekeif you're right but you shouldn't say it. I don't think it's the same kid though, he moves too fast to not be using a quirk and his legs definitely don't look broke.
Head Empty @your_memejesty -
Replying to: @fightmefieri
but can you see his toes?
Number 2? Number 💩 @fightmefieri -
Replying to: @your_memejesty
🤯
MomVibes @tulip_anarchy -
Wait so is no one gonna mention the random people that popped up?????? Just me???? Alright.
Wash u soul @WashProtectionSquad -
Replying to: @tulip_anarchy
I mean ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ there were a lot of quirks going on there. Wouldn't be surprised if one of them was a teleporter
Foodcourt Gremlin @mymcnuggets -
Replying to: @tulip_anarchy, @WashProtectionSquad
Uhhhh, idk who they are but it doesn't sound like they teleported. They're talking to the kid like they know him but it doesn't sound like he recognizes any of them.
Foodcourt Gremlin @mymcnuggets -
Replying to: @tulip_anarchy, @WashProtectionSquad
Plus I'm pretty sure I heard some of them say smthn about 'having a body again' which. y’know. Isn't concerning at all 🤔
Moosician @bovineserenader -
Replying to: @mymcnuggets
Sounds fake but ok
Downright Insidious @horrorfan_22 -
Replying to: @mymcnuggets
😱💀🥺 you take that back!!! You take that back right now! I watch horror movies but i don't want to be IN one!
Foodcourt Gremlin @mymcnuggets -
Replying to: @horrorfan_22
… sooooooo would this be a bad time to mention the villains finally snapped out of it and started monologing? And I shit you not all EIGHT of them (including the kid!!!) turned around together like they PRACTICED it and started glowing???
Downright Insidious @horrorfan_22 -
Replying to: @mymcnuggets
LALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
Moosician @bovineserenader -
Replying to: @mymcnuggets
Yeah nope I'm calling bs.
Foodcourt Gremlin @mymcnuggets -
Replying to: @bovineserenader
🙄🙄 I have 0 reason to lie about this but ok. Here's a picture if you don't believe me.
[ID: A grainy photo of a group of eight people, all of them wreathed in various colors of light. At first glance, all of them seem to be looking at someone off screen with determined expressions, but on closer inspection the youngest of the group is angled ever so slightly towards the camera, his eyes - an almost pulsing neon green - staring out at the viewer. END ID]
Downright Insidious @horrorfan_22 -
Replying to: @mymcnuggets
wow suddenly i can't see idk what hapned hahhahaa i am just going to clos my eys and hope it gets better! Good nighs
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
Replying to: @mymcnuggets
Don't look now but I think you got clocked.
Foodcourt Gremlin @mymcnuggets -
Replying to: @sleeprocks
SJFUWIAMDN I didn't even notice 😨! Abort mission!!! Abort mission! I'm out of here
#NotTodaySatan
🍒 Cough Syrup @cherrysweep -
Does anyone know someone with an exorcism quirk? Are those even a thing? I think there might be some sort of possession going on here.
#GhostsBeGone #Exorcist
Skullery @tothebone -
Replying to: @cherrysweep
I might know a guy. What kind of phenomenon are you or your friend(s) experiencing?
🍒 Cough Syrup @cherrysweep -
Replying to: @tothebone
[ID: A short, jerky clip of multiple glowing people. They're flying above a mall food court with masses of lashing dark tentacles, diving and twisting past each other without even looking, badgering a huddle of angry people in costume. The background noise is mostly static. END ID]
Skullery @tothebone -
Replying to: @cherrysweep
… that's a bit above my friend's pay grade, I believe.
🍒 Cough Syrup @cherrysweep -
Replying to: @tothebone
😔 I figured, but I still thought I'd ask. Thanks anyways.
Heronautical @theseas84 -
Replying to: @cherrysweep
Correct me if I'm wrong, but were those people all using the same quirk?
CorduroySupreme @nojeanzone -
Replying to: @theseas84
That's what it looked like 👀👀 It might even be MULTIPLE quirks, if they have someone with some sort of share/copy quirk.
Number Cruncher @thefactsdontlie -
Replying to: @cherrysweep, @theseas84, @nojeanzone
Is this some sort of new hero team?
Heronautical @theseas84 -
Replying to: @thefactsdontlie
They can't be, they're working way too in sync to have just gotten onto the scene.
Number Crunched @thefactsdontlie -
Replying to: @theseas84
Telepathy quirk in the mix?
Heronautical @theseas84 -
Replying to: @thefactsdontlie
Not unless they've been sharing a brain for years before now. Telepathy quirks aren't miracle workers, they'd still have to practice to be able to handle all that input.
🍒 Cough Syrup @cherrysweep -
Replying to: @thefactsdontlie, @theseas84
Sorry! Things got a bit hectic and I couldn't check my phone. But no they aren't a new hero team. Some kid got hit with like, ten quirks at once or something and poof these guys were here.
Number Cruncher @thefactsdontlie -
Replying to: @cherrysweep, @theseas84
Imaginary friends, then? That could explain them all having the same quirks. Kids have some wild imaginations.
🍒 Cough Syrup @cherrysweep -
Replying to: @thefactsdontlie
The kid was using the quirks too soooooo :/ idk
Number Cruncher @thefactsdontlie -
Replying to: @cherrysweep
…… Maybe you were onto something with that possession thing 🤔
🍒 Cough Syrup @cherrysweep -
Replying to: @thefactsdontlie
Right!?!?
Venomous Orca @sonarmageddon -
[ID: A picture of a group of eight people, one much shorter than the rest, crowded around a group of tied up and disgruntled villains. They're no longer glowing but a couple of them still have black tendrils out to hold the villains. One of the older ones is tousling the youngest one's hair, and there are smiles on all their faces. END ID]
I don't know who these guys are but they just apprehended the last villain and I'm a little terrified but a lotta relieved.
#NewHeroesAnyone? #ScaryButGood #AlsoWhosTheKid
pantsponts @pantsponts -
Replying to: @sonarmaggedon
ngl the lady looks SUPER familiar but idk why?????
a cactus @pricklepear -
Replying to: @pantsponts
It's the Mom Vibes™
pantsponts @pantsponts -
Replying to: @pricklepear
[ID: You Got Me There meme END ID]
Nyancore @getagrip -
The cops are finally here!!
Kiyashi Ward Mall @KWShopping -
Warning! Please stay away for now, there is a villain attack in process!
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
Replying to: @KWShopping
🙄🙄🙄🙄 yes thank you for the heads up. We're a bit past that point I think
🍵Tea2Nite🍵 @sipsipmfs -
Replying to: @KWShopping
smh get with the times
Moosician @bovineserenader -
Good old @KWShopping…
Loaf Time @BreadstickHoarder -
Just watched four ppl BOLT past me should I be concerned??? I thought the villains were all ooc???
Loaf Time @BreadstickHoarder -
Oh just saw a pic of the Spontaneously Appearing Hero Septet and it was some of those guys. Not sure if that should make me more or less worried
#WhyAreTheyRunning #OneFear
Centaur of Attention @cantaurlot -
Replying to: @BreadstickHoarder
Ooc??? They were actual villains????? Not actors or fictional characters??????
#KindaPoorTasteIMO
Loaf Time @BreadstickHoarder -
Replying to: @cantaurlot
???????? I know??? What does that have to do with them being ooc?
Centaur of Attention @cantaurlot -
Replying to: @BreadstickHoarder
Out of character???
Loaf Time @BreadstickHoarder -
Replying to: @cantaurlot
OHHHH NO I MEANT OUT OF COMMISSION LMAOOOOO
Centaur of Attention @cantaurlot -
Replying to: @BreadstickHoarder
…. ope nvm then 😳
Number Crunched @thefactsdontlie -
Replying to: @BreadstickHoarder
If they're actual people and not just some weird quirk side-effect, they probably ran because they used their quirks and don't want to be at the scene when the cops arrive.
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
Replying to: @thefactsdontlie, @BreadstickHoarder
Can confirm. Four of them ran off a couple seconds before the sirens started. (Might have some sort of hearing quirk too????) Don't know why the other three are staying with the kid though
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
Oh now THIS is wholesome.
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
[ID: Two pictures.
The first is of a green-haired teen blushing while being tightly hugged by another teen with brown hair. The three remaining mystery adults are either laughing or grinning widely, and at the corner of the image is a blur of indiscernible shapes.
The second shows the blur solidifying into a group of concerned and relieved teenagers who bowl over the green-haired teen onto the floor. The mall floor has begun to reflect the red and blue of police lights. END ID]
🍒 Cough Syrup @cherrysweep -
[ID: A picture of three adults standing in front of police officers. The three have easy, charming smiles on their faces with no trace of concern. The officers are inspecting small id cards with blank confusion. END ID]
The ghosts have hero licenses 😩
#ThisMightAsWellHappen
🍒 Cough Syrup @cherrysweep -
Cops: I'm sorry, your licenses are several decades out of date.
💀☠💀☠💀
#GhostHeroesIGuess #OrReallyDedicatedCosplayers
🍒 Cough Syrup @cherrysweep -
ADHVUDJC they're glowing again!!! The dead are angry! @ the cops pls just let them go i don't think laws count for the dead and the eldritch
🍒 Cough Syrup @cherrysweep -
"I'm afraid we have to charge you with vigilantism, please come quietly."
No that is the OPPOSITE of what I just said 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
The last three?? Heroes??? Vigilantes???? Manifestations??? Just YOINKED the kid from the cuddle pile and flew off with him. What am I supposed to do with this information?
OnTheEdge @ninjaseamster -
[ID: A blurry picture of three glowing adults floating into the air. A teenager with green hair dangles between them like a scruffed kitten, supported by black tendrils. His expression is one of wide-eyed surprise. There are alarmed looking policemen on one side of the frame and multiple startled looking teenagers toppling through the air on the other. END ID]
Never talk to us or our son ever again *busts through the mall roof*
#IsThisAKidnapping???
🍒 Cough Syrup @cherrysweep -
smh this is what happens when you don't play nice with ghosts! Now who KNOWS where they've gone.
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
🥺😰 hey so the kid's friends did NOT see this coming and look ten seconds from breaking down. If anyone sees the kid can we get some info?
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
The cops are taking the villains away and are now trying to get info out of the HIGHLY distraught children. A couple of them look ready to go commit vigilante justice if they don't get info soon.
Jangst @jeamotional -
Replying to: @sleeprocks
[ID: A picture of a large group of people in the corner of some sort of restaurant or cafe, squished a touch too tightly into a booth too small for all eight of them. It's hard to distinguish between them all with how closely they're packed, limbs and torsos casually tossed over each other, but there are small bowls on the table and cups in assorted hands, and one of the customers is obviously smaller than the rest.
He has a vaguely fond, if confused, expression on his face as he pats one of his elders' shoulder as they hunch over a bowl. END ID]
Is this your kidnapee?
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
Replying to: @jeamotional
thank FUCK yes does he seem okay?
pantsponts @pantsponts -
Replying to: @jeamotional
… are they eating ice cream??????? Are they eating ice cream and CRYING?????
Jangst @jeamotional -
Replying to: @pantsponts
Yuuuup, they've been at it for a couple minutes now? I can't hear very much from here but uh - doesn't seem like they've had ice cream in a while??
Jangst @jeamotional -
Replying to: @sleeprocks
You said the kid was kidnapped??? He seems really comfortable with them, are you sure?
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
Replying to: @jeamotional
Tbh idk??? It didn't LOOK like he was planning on going but who knows lmao he WAS helping them fight those villains before so 🤷
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
Replying to: @jeamotional
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 OHHH they were getting him away from the cops so he wouldn't be charged w/ vigilantism!!!!!
Smash THIS @allmightallright -
Replying to: @jeamotional
IT IS THE BONE BREAK KID!! IT HAS TO BE!!
Head Empty @your_memejesty -
Replying to: @allmightallright
he fights nothing like the kid at the sports festival! besides, have you SEEN the videos? he's got some weird eldritch monster quirk, not a strength quirk.
Smash THIS @allmightallright -
Replying to: @your_memejesty
But the hair!! The freckles!!
Head Empty @your_memejesty -
Replying to: @allmightallright
smh not everyone w/ green hair and freckles is the same person. the quirks don't lie.
Effervescent @eye_see -
Replying to: @your_memejesty, @allmightallright -
yeah i knew this quirkless kid in middle school who had green hair and freckles. i think it's just a common look lmao
Freddy Krogers @stickyfingers -
Replying to: @eye_see
Lmaooooo if ONLY we had this kid in our class instead of deku. Could you imagine?
Smash THIS @allmightallright -
😤😤😤 none of you have any imagination. But I know they've gotta be the same kid somehow. Maybe one of those quirks messed with his! Maybe he just wasn't using the new parts during the Sports Fest!
Smash THIS @allmightallright -
Hell maybe it's one of those vigilantes quirks! We! Don't! Know!
Head Empty @your_memejesty -
Replying to: @allmightallright
weird hill to die on but you do you my friend
Smash THIS @allmightallright -
Replying to: @your_memejesty
>:( BLOCKT
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
Thank fuck! There's an adultier adult here to corral the children and tell them not to do anything stupid and/or illegal 😩
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
Scruffy dad has all my respect. He got them calmed down in a hot second and is talking to the police to find the Wayward Son.
Subliminal @sleeprocks -
Ah hell I have to give a statement now????? I'm too tired for this shit 😭😭
HEADLINE NEWS: ALL MIGHT'S QUIRK, NEW DEPTHS?
By: Hoshifumu Toku
The exact nature of All Might's quirk has been a subject of interest for years. However, there was a consensus that it was predominately a strength-based quirk regardless of the details about how it worked. With over three decades of consistent data as supporting evidence, there was no reason to suspect otherwise.
But it seems like old heroes can and do learn new tricks! In an otherwise routine villain fight today, All Might revealed his quirk had more to it than everyone believed. Is this the beginning of a new era for the Symbol of Peace? Is this a new development? Or has our greatest hero been holding back all these years? This article hopes to delve into all the possibilities …
[Read More]
Foodcourt Gremlin @mymcnuggets -
Linked news article: "All Might's Quirk, New Depths?"
[ID: Preview of an article, which includes a picture of All Might hovering in the air, ink-dark tentacles sprouting from his arms as he fights an out of shot villain. The sun is shining brightly, edging his silhouette with yellow light - or is it just sunlight? END ID]
… HEY.