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Ms. Joke — 12:54 PM
hey Eraserhead
Not to esca late whatever situation you’re in, but where are you? The second round of the licensing test is about to start.
You — 12:54 PM
Would you bring me my bag?
Ms. Joke — 12:54 PM
woah. you actually responded.
are you okay?
I’ll case the joint
is it the one on your seat? suit able and black like your humorless soul?
You — 12:55 PM
yes
Ms. Joke — 12:55 PM
cool
next time you see me you’ll
find me fetching
this bag for you
I’ll be there brief ly
where are you?
You — 12:55 PM
the men’s bathroom
Ms. Joke — 12:55 PM
what
Oh, did you not know that there’s a charge for the bathroom?
I think 100 yen
the door locks until you pay
wait
I have your briefcase
are you stuck?
oh my goodness
what a sticky situation
you must yen derstand,
you’ve gotten yourself into quite the escape ade
okay i’m coming
You — 12:57 PM
I hate you